I am going back to the UK tomorrow. I will try these bad boys.

Space ghosts at it again.

Old town is overrun with Welsh lads for the football tomorrow. They're replacing all the signs with Welsh language. Daffodils in every flowerpot #Bucharesthasfallen #stoptheboats

If the yanks ban pornography I will become a prohibition style bootlegger shipping nudie mags in via the great lakes.

Only the strongest will remember to honour Wizard Wednesday

Why do I do a normal job trying to improve kids lives when I could just scam rich idiots.

The hour of liberation is at hand! THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD IS NIGH. SMASH EVERY MACHINE, SCREEN, COMPUTER, LABOUR MP YOU CAN.

We've never been so fucking back.

Who tf is punishing the birds cranking it?

Thank you for your service, IRGC missile corps 🫡

When someone asks me to stop drinking tinnies in the park:

Me responding to students:

This is why DS9 is the greatest babyyy

Children should be taken away from their parents around 4 years old and raised in a collective barracks.

Getting Ketty spaghetti in space is the truest expression of 21st century British culture.

And now we see who truly rules the world. Wake up and take the perogi-pill 👁️

Teaching on zoom during the pandemic:

Still smiling from Wednesday evening. Not even builders coming round at 0730 can ruin my mood. Up the Villa.

This explains all your bad posts I guess.

Stalin came along with his big spoon and capped prices in the Ukraine and it killed 5m people.

Save WHAT FUCKING MONEY????

I will never care about your music festival outside an open air concentration camp.

How fucked up would it be if one of the MPs ate another.

This is sex tourism and those men should be pelted with beets and thrown into the nearest body of deep water.

I would not fall off a horse.

This is why we need Transport Stalin.

being horny is woke

It's Pandemic Pmay!

You know Iran can blow this up too right? Like they hit the Saudi one that goes to the Red Sea????

Lifted because the French navy sank it I hope?

This is the Andor sequel the people cry out for.

This is what Matt Le Tisser drives around in. Or does he 👁️

I want to get on Warmaster Milliband's wild ride.

Just blow it up.

Please retweet.

Yesterday I had to deal with some absolutely devastating personal stuff. It's been a weird morning dealing with my feelings. Suffice to say seeing labour absolutely eat shit has been a real pick me up.

Today's the day Geronimo gets his revenge. Never cross an alpaca.

"Tell Keir. I want him to know that it was me."

This is where I post from.

A likely thing for him to do.

Tuppence Middleton is not a real name.

Kier starmer has been taken out back and shot by Luke Akehurst, dressed entirely in a Vietnam era US Marine corps uniform.

Glory to the fighters.

SEE YOU ALL IN ISTANBUL #AVFC

WHAT A PHOTO! #AVFC

Imagine a technique that can heal Britain of division and keep out the hard right. I call it "Revolutionary Violence".

Just went into the polling station with my son, a remarkable young man, who told me that the youth of today would "Rather vote green than respect the late memory of the Queen" and everyone, including the observers and officers stood up and applauded