www.bbc.com/sport/footba... Why would Hamas do this????

See you in Valhalla brother (the dole queue).

This is a great primer on the strange world of Romanian politics in the 2020s, and what it might mean for the wider world. Also Romania is a beautiful place, full of warm people. Tourists stay away.

Wonder how much of this will be spent on weapons for Azov to do pogroms with when Ukraine surrenders?

It's too cold to sit outside and chain smoke. How am I supposed to live under these conditions?

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I have no choice but to critically support Starmer's ruthless campaign of dekulakisation. No doubt this is why those Ukrainian rent boys tried to burn down his gaff.

Pyramids could solve this.

Nearly every culture does this! No one is actually asking how you are! It's just polite.

This isn't true. We all know the sun never shines on the barbaric Huns.

I'm joining the war on Welsh milfs, on the side of Welsh milfs

Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!

This is the Polish lightbulb joke but with extra science flavour.

Continuing her 'struggle' from Langley, Virginia, as Hegseth keeps spilling vodka red bulls all over Operation Venezuelan Freedom planning briefs.

One day the Dutch will pay for their innumerable crimes by being committed to the watery graves they resist so much.

The woke left doesn't want you to have Poseidon's bounty (salty bananas).

Can't wait for the FIFA World Cup™️ Official Powerade Hydration Break™️ Brought to you by Powerade™️ STAY MOIST™️.

Spheal: sound

All my legs gone

Explain debt to a Brit: imagine a biscuit.

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. — Revelation chapter 13:16–17

Kamala Harris has done more good for Zoomers than Mao Zedong. Full stop.

No you clown.

Salo is a Christmas film.

Can't wait to see them spend trillions on this only for Iran to just put tinfoil on a missile and defeat it.

Opening up my advent calendar to find my man's mental health

Ah could have foreseen this? We know the consequences will be naught for those responsible, and fall on the masses.

7th International brigade "Ho Chi Minhi Bus and Bouncy Castle Hire" is now recruiting. Apply here at Major @useofweapons.bsky.social

MVAC deployed today with Vietnamese MPs on the streets of Saigon to counter the Vietcong threat.

Do you ever think god fears their own creations?

If I was gifted oil instead of wine I'd lather myself in it and then kick you in the head.

I would not have cast a person possessed by the ghost of Brutus as Brutus.

Is it the day the yanks eat their slop family meal? Turkey gruel and so on.

Butlerian Jihad against the machines!

The mask of humanity falls from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone — everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the world. It has to take it off, just for one second. To do the deed.

I see it's one of those days where not a single person in Bucharest knows how to drive.

More billionaires should suffer personal tragedies.

Not real though lads. It's turtles all the way down.

New way to UwU smol bean yourself

Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.

I've had far more logical thoughts about 10 pints deep.

Trump is gonna invade Isreal but because he's a 12er Shia.

Fuck I was just about to do socialism. Now I'll stop.

Yanks at it again. Silly pillock.

Sounds great

Slipped while eating crayons again.

@grok who would have been a better head of the Reich Security Main Office, Reinhard Heydrich or Elon Musk?

Get ready to be ignored.