Mandelson will blow up Keith's premiership as petty revenge for being sacked. Wes will get in, reinstate Mandelson and the whole cycle will repeat. It's going to be brilliant.

No one has ever been more resigned than Keith

Writing a really shit resignation letter

Mongolia Winter Olympics uniform, it’s over, no contest

Could these things be linked? Could there be a theory of power and patriarchy that allowed these men to abuse women?

Has trump molested the money again?

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

We've banned beloved posting scamp drill because he was posting about Epstein. This plus Mandy has made it a real good afternoon in the posting mines.

Hello Nigel this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

Does this mean we're gonna get a 38 Years Later film in 2036 where there's a murderous gang dressed as Mandelsons?

i have the beers in if it all goes down.

Played a Blinde update:

SHIVERS - FOR THREE HUNDRED YEARS I HAVE BEEN HERE. VOLATILE AND LUMINOUS. MADE OF SODIUM AND RAIN. SHIVERS - IF YOU WANT ME YOU CAN FIND ME ON THE BEACH, DANS LE DERNIER BAL.

I wonder who we're talking about here.

RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.

Kier's played a blinder update.

This took me fucking ages

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

Curious that the day all this stuff about Epstein is released, Labour would choose someone of Greek descent. The Greeks invented child fucking.

It is legal to kill CEOs.

Soon we shall be freed from the tyranny of MS Teams.

It's a bad Friday morning to be my work colleagues.

You can claim to be a federal agent and do anything. I've been impersonating U.S. Energy department agents for years. My flat is filled with fissile material and turbines. They're free!

Xi you need to recruit the best shitposters into Maoist cadres to overthrow the coward Kier Starmer. He's lost the mandate of heaven!

I hope to see things you people would believe, USS Abraham Lincoln on fire off the shoulder of the Persian Gulf. CIWS glittering in the dark...

You know I often confuse Slovakia and Slovenia.

Ich nichten lichten!

An entirely preventable nuclear accident as the harbinger of doom for an ossified and increasingly non functional system? Bold, never before seen stuff here!

SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA. RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism. YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism! SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.

Liberals would be very angry at this, if they could read.

Alas, the slightest mention of left wing ideas will cause Ceaușescu to come back from his grave and slaughter 1/10th of every Romanian city. So it's the Legion or neoliberal austerity. www.romania-insider.com/lef-wing-aur...

This will go so well for them.

I would show my gratitude by placing all their heads on spikes outside the Committee of Public Safety

The author of this review being the ghost of Maggie

meth legalization as a concept is Anglophobic, fatphobic, and Turkophobic.

The world only exists to serve a small segment of swing voters in Pennsylvania. Yet we have tedious discourse ON THE TRUE VICTIMS OF AMERICA ARE AMERICANS.

Damn I wonder who's been funding these parties for years (does not preclude the utter stupidity of European libs in getting us here either).

No one cares bro

This is actually due to complex supply chain financing connected to the AI industry. The frozen goods retailer Iceland is actually the financial vehicle used to contain all of OpenAI's debts.

Please support Noreen and Khalil and their family!

It's actually an animatronic. He's dead .

Planning an observed lesson for next week, drastically limiting the scope and exploration of the taught materials so I can have 'clear and defined objectives, with gradable outcomes'. If we're just here to tick boxes sometimes I wonder if we shouldn't just dispense with the students entirely.

If he's dead I'm not going to work tomorrow.

Non zero percent of these will be Iron Crosses and stolen gold.

Can't wait to spy from here.