Disco Elysium Quotes
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YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.) MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
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SHIVERS - COME MORNING, I CARRY INDUSTRIAL DUST AND LET IT SETTLE ON TREE LEAVES. I SHAKE THE DUST FROM THOSE LEAVES AND ONTO YOUR COAT.
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
about 6 hours ago
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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
about 8 hours ago
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JEAN VICQUEMARE - You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you. Everyone worries -- instead of *working*.
about 10 hours ago
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People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
about 12 hours ago
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SHIVERS - Revachol is the capital of the world. Jamrock is the capital of Revachol. Droplets form on your eyelashes. INLAND EMPIRE - It's home.
about 14 hours ago
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YOU - Wait, the pale is human made? INSULINDIAN PHASMID - It is a nervous shadow cast into the world by you, eating away at reality. A great, unnatural territory. Its advent coincides with the arrival of the human mind.
about 16 hours ago
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Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
about 18 hours ago
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YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
about 20 hours ago
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Off we go into the wild pale yonder.
about 22 hours ago
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YOU - I've been bad and I want someone to abuse me. NIX GOTTLIEB - Oh, it's you. I know a woman skilled at that sort of thing over in Jamrock... but I wouldn't want to inflict you upon her. Best of luck, detective.
about 24 hours ago
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YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
1 day ago
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SAVOIR FAIRE - But Savvy's got your back. Savvy's going to book you a charter flight with eighty birds of prey on board, to a land where the streets are paved with krugerrands and fixed-income securities. You'll try again, but this time with *money*. You'll win her back.
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CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
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PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.
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INLAND EMPIRE - There is also a *fourth* thing you've lost. YOU - A... fourth thing? INLAND EMPIRE - More precious than the gun, the badge and the motor carriage *combined*. Lost forever. Into the deepest of seas.
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SHIVERS - A grey rain falls on Martinaise. The city soaks in it, cold and dripping. Waves hit the concrete breakers. The homeless huddle by the fires behind the fences. There, among the shacks, is your home. Stay. Have a drink. Forever.
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
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PERCEPTION - A dog barks and a gunshot echoes off the walls of some distant building. A woman's voice... SHIVERS - REVACHOL FOREVER.
1 day ago
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Still, there's something inherently violent even about dice rolls. It's like every time you cast a die, something disappears. Some alternative ending, or an entirely different world...
1 day ago
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Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart.
2 days ago
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I'm a bad person. I believe I could have done anything.
2 days ago
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INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I am at the end of a narrow funnel. Weightless. So light it only feels like *something* to be me. In truth -- perhaps I'm nothing? I certainly do not have a soul. And if I did, it would never ache.
2 days ago
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INTERFACING - Not just any pinball machine. This is the pinnacle of pinball. 'Cornelius Gurdi and the Mountain Goats'. It's lit. You can't wait to get your hands on it.
2 days ago
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YOU - No one wants to *do* anything with me... no one wants to party with me. KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes. YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.
2 days ago
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Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
3 days ago
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TRANT HEIDELSTAM - As a police detective, he's like a magnetic reader on the world-tape -- to borrow a known metaphor. Harry's been pushed *flat against it*. Total input.
3 days ago
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Are women bourgeois?
3 days ago
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JEAN VICQUEMARE - Yes, we can *see* the jacket. Fuck the world. Fuck police duty. Fuck Jean Vicquemare -- that's what it says to me. Fuck me. We've been through this.
3 days ago
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VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
3 days ago
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COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
3 days ago
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“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Funk is an aggressive resurgence of *The New* aesthetic of the Revacholian Thirties, but this time originating in Graad. It's brought there by the Iilmaraan diaspora. Funk is more masculine and guitar-oriented than disco. Even more *dangerous*.
3 days ago
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UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
3 days ago
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YOU - I am a detective. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect? YOU - I was born to detect you.
4 days ago
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YOU - “Our lives are very different from each other.” JOYCE MESSIER - “No doubt -- but we share the same time and position on the planet's crust. That counts for more than you'd think.”
4 days ago
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This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that's made him forget his sadness.
4 days ago
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JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.
4 days ago
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INSULINDIAN PHASMID - And when you fall we will come to raise you up, bud from you, banner-like, blossom from you and carry you apart in a sky funeral. In honour of your passing. (But not me, because I am just a leaf eater.)
4 days ago
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
4 days ago
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Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
4 days ago
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CUNOESSE - Do it, f****t! SET ME FREE!
4 days ago
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JULES PIDIEU - Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over. YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
4 days ago
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INLAND EMPIRE - Dora. The name feels like a *gift*. A gift that was meant for you -- to make it possible to live.
4 days ago
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PERCEPTION (HEARING) - “Flying f****t... winged pig... shit is airborne...” These are the only words the wind coming in from the Insulindian ocean carries to you.
4 days ago
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EMPATHY - La responsabilité isn't concerned with trivial questions like *who killed who*. It's about the real issues: the human welfare index, the price of staple goods, the transition to real democracy...
4 days ago
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JOYCE MESSIER - It wasn't a *who*, but a *what*. A pandemic of tzaraath, a particularly virulent prion disease, which the authorities in Graad proved unable to contain. Then Mazov came along and overthrew the government.
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JEAN VICQUEMARE - “God, I don't know...” He thinks. “Six years ago? She was way before my time.” VOLITION - Six years and you haven't gotten over it, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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