If it's a crime for a man to bring his toilet seat into B&Q and hold it up against all the new toilet seats to check they fit then I'll guess you'll just have to arrest me now!

Just cancelled my Disney+ subscription! Never watched this jimmy bloke in my life but it's a nice opportunity to remind a large corporation that a massive proportion of their users are not twitter-brained fascists

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I mean:

(viewing on a phone one of the panel sizes is too big but never mind) www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Yvette Cooper may now have been moved from the Home Office to the Foreign Office, but she still has plenty to show and tell the Labour cabinet about how summer break, in @stephencollins.bsky.social’s latest comic 😂 🧵

It is not a radio program it is a Saw-like trap designed for annoyance instead of murder. The ultimate endgame of false balance, a torture game in the BBC basement for Michael Buerk's twisted amusement. I'm not sure it's even meant to be broadcast

I meant to post this earlier in the school holidays but haven't had time cos I've been spending time with my kids

Happy birthday a day late to Gerry Love, who should have been knighted by now for this song youtu.be/jdeqYx-9-AQ?...

No moaning about the teachers and definitely no nudes! How to survive the school WhatsApp group

In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by @heritage.bsky.social about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.

explaining scary things in the news to your elected leaders www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I'm opening up my family portrait commissions again, for any that need to be completed in time for Christmas – please see the link in my bio for details. This is one from last month: a family who live in South London and travel a lot by train #portrait #artgift

I have four new prints in my shop! All ltd edition giclee art prints, nicely designed to fit a standard frame. Shop link in bio #comic #artprint #cartoons

have that

Lisa Nandy, the UK culture secretary, claims that #PalestineAction "wishes harm on the British people." That is simply false. It is yet another retrospective justification by this government for its unjustifiable ban on the group.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Ugh it's the shepherd boy

In 2022 I received the wholesome DM in the image on the left on the Other Site, tonight I received the one on the right 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Please note the changes to our Airport Drop-Off Fees www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

RIP Allan Ahlberg. Gorgeous, resonant, timeless work that will live forever.

Honestly if there are sniper holes in the foreheads of children, I don’t care if your own reasoning allows you to sidestep the G-word, there is no logical parsing that can justify these acts, there is no gentlemanly symmetrical warfare based on some colonial guideline, this is mass human hunting.

Oh my god 😍😍😍

Oh god why is it always always penalties

I feel we may be living through one of those times which are so deeply culturally strange that we don't realise it until it's passed and everything has got homogenised and predictable again. (This is the upcoming Paul Thomas Anderson film)

I regret to inform you we are now entering the 'ghost jizz' stage. Spotted by @jimwhalley.bsky.social

Moon Influencer: from 2019. The start of the confessional-authenticity boom on social media, as well as the Chinese govt beating the US at Moon exploration. #loveyourcraters

Sometimes, I long for him

God the Fast Show was so ahead of its time. Showed it to my kids tonight while floundering for something short to watch before and they loved it

Get in my on the nose canoe Ed www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Everyone a little too quick to say Trump is implicated in the Epstein files, without considering the other likely option: that he is doing his very own personal Brewster's Millions, where the challenge is he has one week to make every single person in America think he's a paedophile.

Posting 18 little characters from a trade mag illo because I liked them and nobody saw them: number 4. A man who is handy a handyman if you will who has all his clothing seams very prominently drawn because that's a thing I've done for ages and I don't really know why. #illustration #characterdesign

An old one from 2012

Help coldplay are in the football match and I do not like it

Always remember the Band Revival Code www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Recent portrait commission of a young family who have a special spot they visit. Their kids are mad about dinosaurs. #portrait #familyportrait #artgift

The Salt Path people's big mistake was not just doing an Interestingly Bad Thing but doing an Interestingly Bad Thing which is nested inside two other Interestingly Bad Things (autobio porkies & 'natural' remedy grifting) so that everybody talks about your Interesting Badness for days

Politics can be complex, but every so often it’s pretty easy to tell which side of history you’re on. For example, if you require the police to arrest elderly ladies for peacefully protesting against genocide, that’ll probably be the wrong side.