I like to see joy but I do not like to see punts getting hurt #england #worldcup

Odyssesus's dad wants to chat Routes (This one is a print and I have four copies left of in the edition before it's sold out, ie never to be printed again! Shop link in my bio 👆) #odyssey

Have that (Print run of this one now available in my shop at www.stephencollinsillustration.com)

from 2018

I don't want the World Cup to come home because every football trophy my kids bring in to my home they immediately drop and then I have to glue it back together. In my experience they are very poorly made.

If a leaf from a romaine lettuce, were to vote in the brexit referendum of 2016, would it vote leaf or romaine????????

The hottest ticket in the West End

Actually comical how original the spotty band are compared to everyone else on tonight's Later. Knats do something a bit new to be fair. But generally AdP knocking spots off everyone else tonight

Tomorrow is Father's Day when my children get to see their father transition from pupal stage to World Cup, my final form free of corporeal being and now just entirely World Cup

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

The West End show that everyone want to see www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Well that was fun! 🤩

How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer? [from 2021]

Hope we're all a bit in love with this guy x

[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life

CAPE VERDEEEEE

All I know is that whenever my wife (English teacher) asks the kids to come up with a persuasive speech about an issue, the most popular, unprompted, subject is 'Social Media Should be Banned for Kids My Age'

Curacaooooo

Weight of numbers + money + an entire college system needing to pivot from a sport which brain-damages its own customers = America are going to win the World Cup one day soon and it will be the most annoying thing that has ever happened

Oh man, RIP David Hockney. An absolutely uninterrupted career of stone cold art bangers

Portrait commissions are open for the summer - follow link in bio for info & email to book. This one was commissioned by a family who all love reading fantasy fiction. Gouache and pencil on paper.

I'm always open for editorial commission enquiries! Please contact via link in bio. This was a recent one for Exclusive Resorts' The Club magazine, to illustrate a piece by photographer and writer Chris Wallace recalling his first trip to Venice in 1999.

Mystery tv remote button raps a little song www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Illustration for a piece by Debora Robertson in Waitrose Food about how British people always apologise for their cooking when hosting dinner parties. I always enjoy making everybody’s outfits look characterful and interesting in my illos - and yet spend very little effort on my own 🤔

The certainty that I could win this cheese rolling event has risen up in my 46 yr old breast with the unexpected ferocity of an alien chestburster

the live televised cheese rolling is my Glastonbury this year, I'm actually crying

british fan chat

Further to the quoted... This is becoming a sort of national psychosis. I mean, look at defence. 😂

Has Threads got better? Just had a peek in there and it does seem some more normal and funny people are using it and it's not just all apolitical inter-brand banter

Inspiring Travel Ideas for 2026 Chosen By Our Readers Who Are Microplastics

Is it weird to feel deeply grossed out by artists who get their songs written by teams of writers? Like I am excessively icked out by it. It feels like watching the class rich kid pay someone to do their homework and then get all the grades and praise and then everybody acts as if it's acceptable 🤷

Ooh this ones gone on the website a week early, not that that matters www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I just think that it's important when asking major media outlets to put a big picture of you underneath the words “I fell in love with my chatbot”, to stop and think oh no oh god no what the hell am I doing what no

Go to bed www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Have you seen this on the @theguardian.com website? I only ask because as a subscriber I cannot trigger it to see it on the page. It is an ad that I made for them that appears to non-subscribers so I can never make it appear.