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Is it weird to feel deeply grossed out by artists who get their songs written by teams of writers? Like I am excessively icked out by it. It feels like watching the class rich kid pay someone to do their homework and then get all the grades and praise and then everybody acts as if it's acceptable 🤷

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I just think that it's important when asking major media outlets to put a big picture of you underneath the words “I fell in love with my chatbot”, to stop and think oh no oh god no what the hell am I doing what no

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Have you seen this on the @theguardian.com website? I only ask because as a subscriber I cannot trigger it to see it on the page. It is an ad that I made for them that appears to non-subscribers so I can never make it appear.

Just back from watching the London marathon I am pretty sure that the exact opposite of social media and news doom is: watching the London marathon

That qvc sketch had me heave laughing oh my god #snluk

Self portrait with dog

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Please donate to this! My sister's partner is a vet and he's running the LDN marathon for Celia Hammond Cat Rescue 🐾 gofund.me/ddb2359c9

The dopamine-jag genius of this little animation and tune when you extend your kid's Switch time though

UK's Scariest Water Ride Challenge with Brad and Tom Pollen

news that Mark Zuckerberg is winding down the Metaverse is an excuse for me to repost this, from 2021

Annually you forget the evil psychology of EGG. "Have another bit of me" says EGG "it might be a bit thicker than the last bit" says EGG and then oh no you have in one sitting eaten all of EGG

tech people used to tell optimistic stories

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don't think I ever posted this one, it's from 2021

From 2021

Love #snluk. It's a proper joy. So many highlights but for some reason the running BTS thing on weekend update sent me the most. So clearly written by someone who has gone really deep into bts fandom

I think the clocks in UK go back tonight. Or forward. Not sure. Is it forward

from 2019

Can we get some appreciation for George Fouracres' why-haven't-we-noticed-this-before nailing of the Starmer/Zippy from rainbow likeness - ESPECIALLY the beautifully subtle way he twists his body like Zippy did #snluk

I think snl uk is very good

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Noel Gallagher gets a lot of stick for his lyrics but I really think 'Stand up beside the fireplace / Take that look from off your face' is a particularly moving line. A whole scene of a mum trying to capture her teenage sons for a moment in time, while she's still able to do so. All in one line

Let's Not Play Frisbee With That Poet Anymore

Okay which of you fuckers was it invented the 'soft set' scotch egg? Come on own up you bastard

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