Another comic I never bothered posting This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all

This took me fucking ages

I hate the word 'poop' more than I can express www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Somewhere out there is one huge, hideous mockery of calcified humanity with a thousand arms holding a thousand devices constantly roaming the internet for any old footage of anything ever so it can post the phrase "And not a phone in sight"

I think this one was from Sex Education S1 time? Or it may have been Normal People

I'm a 45yo English man. Am I ok to begin using the phrase, "this/that slaps". I often think internally but am afraid to say it out loud for fear of ridicule.

My favourite Mark Rothko is 'POV Claudia Winkleman visits Antarctica (1969)' www.artsy.net/artwork/mark...

Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it

A recent family portrait commissioned by a family who are really into wildlife photography, often visiting Yellowstone. They sent me a bunch of their beautiful photographs from the reserve and I incorporated the animals in those photos into the piece.

Off and on it

Stressifily

From November 2020, when murder hornets were killing the bees in the US

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Peter Of The Lake, a comic from 2013, when I was keen to establish with the Guardian that in order for my weekly comic to work, it would have to be about whatever random shit popped into my head that week

I have met so many Dans, and female Dans, and they always blow my mind

The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights

Like if you want to know if someone is European it's just: 'what was the most horrifying bit in Hereditary?' 'Oh, when that kid tried to eat a turkey leg with a fork'. Yes you're European

Been watching so many American tv shows where people are eating with forks only, knife laid on table, so I finally googled it and I have learned about the 'cut and switch method' and honestly right now I have never been more sure that the British are just Europeans who think they're Americans

File under the ever-growing subgenre of my work which I’m calling ‘Inanimate Object Has A Massive Go At A Person For No Reason’

Why the fucking actual fucking fuck are the stupid fuckers still fucking posting on the fucking thing www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Whenever people talk about what the greatest TV show ever made is, I always wonder why they don't just say it's 'Around the World in 80 Days with Michael Palin' and engage discussion there. Because, you know, it just is

The real reason we have January

Forgot to post this one

We ask an expert futurologist [dog]: what will be the news stories of 2026? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

2025: exit via the gift shop

One year since I posted this. One year since everybody treated it like a joke. One year of watching my back. Tell me: have you seen much of Harry Styles this past year? Tim Davie's gone a bit quiet too, hasn't he?

Turner and Hooch is on telly motherfuckers

Genuinely I do need new socks *and* the personality transplant that their jolly design suggests so thank you

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

Lush. It's just the most extraordinarily brilliant brand, isn't it? So focussed, so well realised. I'm not remotely their target market but I go in them a lot with my family and every time I'm like: god, they are so very good at this shit. It's like the marketing version of seeing a great musician

when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark

I did the cover of the Quiz Special for @theguardian.com this week. Can you name the 20 characters and the news/culture moments they were attached to in 2025? Answers in thread...

The Telegraph here advocating an surprisingly aggressive response to unwanted Christmas gifts.

It’s the Stephen Collins Christmas cartoon challenge. Can you spot 20 people who made headlines in 2025?

It's all lies

(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)

Time to panic www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Job interview

Welcome home for Christmas, Daniel. (prints of my work available now - link in bio)

the only good thing about Chris Mason is that this is his wikipedia profile pic

Your weekly reminder that the Michelin Man has a name, and it's Bibendum.

Christmas at the BBC

When Flame Grilled steak isn't around all the other McCoys flavours bitch about how it's only the most popular cos of the MSG and no i can't be arsed to do a comic about this

Christmas on the BBC www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...