My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

Lush. It's just the most extraordinarily brilliant brand, isn't it? So focussed, so well realised. I'm not remotely their target market but I go in them a lot with my family and every time I'm like: god, they are so very good at this shit. It's like the marketing version of seeing a great musician

when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark

I did the cover of the Quiz Special for @theguardian.com this week. Can you name the 20 characters and the news/culture moments they were attached to in 2025? Answers in thread...

The Telegraph here advocating an surprisingly aggressive response to unwanted Christmas gifts.

It’s the Stephen Collins Christmas cartoon challenge. Can you spot 20 people who made headlines in 2025?

It's all lies

(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)

Time to panic www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Job interview

Welcome home for Christmas, Daniel. (prints of my work available now - link in bio)

the only good thing about Chris Mason is that this is his wikipedia profile pic

Your weekly reminder that the Michelin Man has a name, and it's Bibendum.

Christmas at the BBC

When Flame Grilled steak isn't around all the other McCoys flavours bitch about how it's only the most popular cos of the MSG and no i can't be arsed to do a comic about this

Christmas on the BBC www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

The nice thing about my kid having a CD player is that when he expresses an interest in Limp Bizkit I know what to get him for Christmas

There was actually a time quite recently when the Young People still used Tinder (Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)

Comic from 2021 when Perseverance Rover was flying its cute little drone around and we were all wearing masks

It's bin day tomorrow and the council web page that tells us what bin it is is cloudfared to fuck and I am the only person on the street who has it screengrabbed and this is the closest I'll ever get to being a Robert Harris hero with the secret knowledge that could save us all

When you think 'I should probably post more from my sketchbook' and then you look at the sketchbook and realise that since you got a dog two years ago your brain has turned into 90% dog

why can they not just fix it

This is very niche but for fans of the old 'Ath-leeesure' Diet Coke ad: I've just learned from @jonsanger.bsky.social that there is another ad with similarly insane person in it and at the point where he does the 'soopergood' can-raise: IT'S AT THE WOMAN FROM THE OTHER AD DOING SOOPERHARD

This is awful news. Rachel was an absolute champion for graphic novels in the mainstream media. She was the *only* champion really. I was lucky to meet her a few times and as well as being a great writer she was also just a really lovely person to chat to. Thoughts v much with her family & friends

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

Do you ever forget how good Rage Against The Machine were and then you listen to them again and you're like, fuuuck

Every ad now

when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake

Truly no advert has ever stuck in my mind like this one. Every moment of it has popped up again and again in my mind for seven years now. Now and again I post it in the hope that sharing will act as some kind of purgative. It never does. youtu.be/1YBP8v6fi2w?...

I'm in bits, kids are crying, "but daddy who's going to do the Is The Escaped Prisoner An Immigrant all-day live feeds now?" and I don't know what to tell them.

AI peas peas with AI www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Nobody ever talks about how weird this was

I spent far too long on this.

Parker board games actually used to do this and everybody thought it was normal www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Forgot I did another comic about the NT thing in @prospectmagazine.co.uk two years ago. I loathe all the culture wars stuff we have to wade through nowadays but I can't say it hasn't given us all something to write about. That's part of the problem of course

This is, of course, another way of cutting down your voting research time if you don't want to vote for the NT recommended candidates. (Restore Trust are the farage-approved folks)

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

Listen this is an admission of defeat in life but I've had the greatest idea for a Halloween costume ever and I just know myself, and I know I am never going to be arsed to do it. So I'm giving it to you. It is: Terry Nutkins, with bald head and long side-hair. Otter teddy on one hand.

Posting old halloween comics, #4. From 2015

Posting old halloween comics, #3. From 2019 (hence the reference to something called 'Twitter')

new print now in my shop! An electron's journey ✨ (Link in bio)

Posting old halloween comics, #2