"They also flush the toilet, so..."

Seen in Logan Square

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Pick a Bond from photos you already on your phone

Time to pivot to ebola expertise.

(Please don't tell my friends who stay on the beach all night watching over those panda-ass birds)

PATTON (1970)

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These damn birds make me so anxious

Zwangsstörung

I hope Neil Gaiman gets exactly what he deserves: a nice big mug of cyanide tea

The chief prosecutor of Cook County, Illinois, has argued that exonerated people should need “concrete, irrefutable evidence”, such as DNA, to be granted a certificate of innocence. That would exclude most exonerated people in the county.

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"There's a connection between the number of arrests made by Trooper Bradley, and the amount of overtime he has earned through court appearances." *** "Bradley tripled his salary in 2024, earning nearly $250,000 in a single year."

What would ticket sales look like with lower "fees" and "service charges"?

A: Competent leadership

The Third Man and Grogu

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REAR WINDOW (1954)

Poor guy has The Madness.

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A jackass jumped into my mentions to claim rural people were bad anti-social people, and ignored the whole "stop saying rural when you mean white" comment I was making and that got a quick block. Solidarity for my rural comrades and sympathy for the number of white racists you get lumped in with.

*These isolated white voters agree.

What a bunch of fucking cowards the leaders of our profession are turning out to be. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

The old gods are dead.

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The old gods are dead.

And for some reason, many people think lawyers are amoral bastards.

"Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late"

And you guys said Scientologists were weird...

It's not called a "concentration camp" unless it comes from German-occupied Poland, otherwise it's just a sparkling detention center.

The family requests no flowers -- Pepsi.

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Imagine being a Democrat and caving to "pressure" from a historically unpopular president who can do nothing to affect you or the political situation in your state. What fucking good are you? My god. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Do we have a count on how many members of Congress are missing?

there's nothing wrong with deleting your post with a typo and reposting it. i do it all the time. stop being a big baby

Or as Em puts it:

Pathetic.

woman: *minds her own business while being beautiful* the worst men in the world: this is an attack on me personally. summon the fleet

It's not called a "concentration camp" unless it comes from German-occupied Poland, otherwise it's just a sparkling detention center.

"all the hard work"

The family requests no flowers -- Pepsi.