can’t believe the Nobel prize committee would get one wrong, I put so much faith in their brand. I just graduated high school.

I like the suggestion that anything is stopping Russia, the country engaged in a revanchist war, the guys who will poison your tea if you upset them

Russia tried this the first night of the invasion and their elite forces got wrecked.

This is the dumbest shit I read this morning.

Jesus, I saw what you did for Romania and I want that for America.

I wonder if "war in Venezuela" is enough to bump DJ Khaled. Tough call for Bari's first day!

What about a pointless fucking war in Venezuela, Tyler?

Let’s play the hits

Noted sexual assaulter of women has some thoughts on Zohran Mamdani.

Mashallah! Roll Tide!

I regret to inform you that SMU is probably going to beat Arizona.

Was it fun to watch Tech shit the bed and see Cody Campbell light all his money on fire? Yes. Did Tech do irreversible damage to the Big 12 going forward? Yes. open-for-business.beehiiv.com/p/big-12-s-r...

glad to see that my “lyman stone gives off hitler particles” intuition was correct

This is Tony Goldwyn erasure.

Ezra Klein and Annie Lowrey are very happy about this news lmaooo

Bari is also the first Jew allowed in the Christmas Adventurers Club. Something she has been striving for for a long time.

Wow. Seeing a lot of right wing Dem consultants and pro-Netanyahu Jewish orgs promoting the false narrative Mamdani's executive order undoing Adams' post-pardon moves specifically targeted Israel or Jews. The misinformation is already flowing strong and fast.

A live look at CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.

I think it was pretty gross when Alana used her son’s diagnosis to announce her fascist sympathies. www.tabletmag.com/sections/new...

The Nazi Pedo Everything App

Mamdani is out here reducing crime on day one.

It’s cool how Lyman positioned himself for years as a moderate Christian conservative. A great encapsulation for this entire ecosystem of thinkers in one guy. All of them are Nazis and deserve the fate of one.

How much tampering do you think Lane Kiffin is involved with rn?

Joe Judge INNOCENT

Two upsides: I don’t have to watch us do this again this season and Lane Kiffin looks more like an asshole every time Pete Golding wins a game

The SEC and Greg Sankey

This is an extremely embarrassing shit from the SEC

Love him

startling how many people got played by this

ngl Gunner Stockton looks like a 35 year old used cars salesman.

I have read it three times and I am at a loss to what they are accusing him of.

The better things are not possible brigade.

You know how Tebow is exclusively on the SEC Network? That is Fernando Mendoza’s future but on the B1G Network after his NFL career flames out.

The John Mellencamp Nicotine Hut

He is going to be the next Tim Tebow.

Look how genuinely happy Snyder looks here 💜

Cignetti really reminds me of Bill Snyder in that way. Bill Snyder constantly looked unhappy while his team was kicking ass.

Good night, Alabama

Let the dog call plays

Connor Homefield is also completely naked, which is ironic for the founder of a clothing company

There isn’t going to be an SEC team in the national championship. Personally, I find that beautiful.

And Vandy lost to a bad Iowa team!

You had an ESPN personality (Finebaum) making vailed threats to the playoff committee if certain SEC teams didn’t make the playoffs. The SEC has shit the bed during the playoffs and bowl season.

After he carried water for the SEC all season.