🎶 THE POPE IS WEAK ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE ON FOREIGN POLICY 🎶

Work

they put his address in the article lmao

Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

Boss saw me in parking lot so I had to come in

keep muttering this to myself and laughing

DAVID SEDARIS TIME

RORY WON OMG IM GONNA CRY

JD Vance kiss of death continues to be the only effective part of the Trump administration

AND ITS JOSH POSTING WITH A BIRDIE

Orban lost lmao

TURN ON THE GOLF

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy And all in your inner space boy

LOWRY HOLE IN 1

REAL GOLF RIGHT NOW

The amount of people who still think the Al Franken controversy was a single Republican radio host is why he resigned so quick. Like that's why he did it right before the investigation vote was about to take place, he wanted to squash the other accusers and cement the idea it was a witch hunt.

On the roof

"Oh boy... This is going to get worse before it gets better."

I feel like death

Me: I won't talk politics Me seconds after the first sip of gin:

I’ve done office work for 20 years now… my choices were that or unskilled physical labor for less money and more physical pain Easy choice even though I’m usually one of like 3 guys that aren’t management and all my bosses are glib nitwits with MBAs

how much money does the marine corps lose

The masters app crashed my phone lmao

New book!

You don't hear about Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil anymore

*Kelly Macdonald voice* Llewelyn

Omg that ending

DOCTOR THE FUCK UP i love this show

Why won't they all just leave the hospital, COME ON YOUR SHIFT IS DONE

THE PITT TIME

Electricity, something that it is INCREASINGLY EASY TO MAKE FOR FREE, now costs more than mortgages in West Virginia. Platinum level Fell For It Again awards all around

Twitter is an amazing website cause there are British/argies and now leftists arguing about the Malvinas or what you people call "the Falkland's"

30 rock is magical realism

she can't keep getting away with it!!

Real golf

Meanwhile the news is obsessed with the few billionaires flocking to Miami, normal people are fleeing

THE MASTERS IS ON

Mike Wallace interviews the devil.

Blue states lead the crackdown on the college protests and essentially made sure they can enact happen again, that's why we get the suburban no kings protests now cause they won't be arrested and have their lives ruined

{halfway through the third movie in a trilogy of long films about a plot to destroy the jedi}

I miss Willa Succession

Me espresso

The Phillies have gone 18 innings without scoring a run.

@trappedinazorb.bsky.social Congrats

Phillies suck

Chris Murphy wants a forever war with Iran

Suburban white voters with degrees on their way to vote Democratic in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election and in Georgia special elections.