remake of Drive (2011) but his license is suspended and he has to take public transportation so it’s called Ride

the question to ask the republican majority on the court is “what CAN’T trump do?”

The exchange in Casino Royale told me they’d nailed the literary Bond in that not only is he pathological, but he’s also 100% self-aware of his mental tics and continues to indulges in them.

The New York Yankees are one of the biggest sports franchises in the world and they somehow have little brother syndrome. Incredible

I knew it was much higher BUT JESUS

Hang the banner

PABST. BLUE. RIBBON

Let's see what the all-time top 15 looks like now on BBRef...

The most important media ever produced. Watch it twice a year.

lmao

New favorite find are the Goblin Bets boys

From LA to Chicago, the feds continue their horrid practice of aiming high and directly at press. When these agencies get to uncritically claim that videotaping is violence, this is the outcome: reporters getting hit in the face with “less lethals.” Unconscionable.

Cuomo could never.

Gruppenfuhrer Artie Bucco

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

Padres fan caping for a Yankee because people are excited about a Mariner

Wear heels, cowards.

I love financing IKEA because William McKinley is the president’s autistic special interest

Dodgers in position to clinch the division in Phoenix today. Should they secure the bag, Tradition demands a specific celebration,

custard's last stand, wurtsboro, new york, 1976

"They don't need the money, but we're giving it to them" is quite the defense. Basically, they want to help the right-wing party running the country into the ground win upcoming elections. apnews.com/article/trum...

What a fun, intense, mordant, stomach-turningly relevant time at the movies. If I knew how to make memes I’d edit that Adam Silver one about learning Chinese to say “get ready to read that Best Supporting Actor/Actress Oscar acceptance speech, buddy” for Regina Hall and Benicio Del Toro.

Didn’t this guy get caught with porn running in the background during a public meeting

Trying to wrap my mind around a catcher hitting 60 home runs

Every time the gate swings open

Easy messaging win for Dems, "you can't have [good thing] because Trump is spending $20B to subsidize the failures of some libertarian clown abroad." And, no, Dems shouldn't support it because it's "foreign aid." It's a right-wing clown bailout. Supporting it trivializes and undermines foreign aid.

Logging off after 30 minutes on mute during a client call

You can’t just angrily insist someone is a martyr

People starting to see that shit

TL cleanse

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

Sorry, I’m not reading your article. If you want me to understand your politics, please write them on a bullet and shoot me in the head. Thanks

Not covering trans issues like this is a choice, and one that could still be rectified at any time

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Excellent yes I’m in hell

Scoreless off Ohtani going into the 7th…

Make your haters your Seders

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

cant wait to get that jacket in Fortnite

I’d rather you just slur me at this point

superb and sublime

chotiner’s real gift is very quickly revealing how many powerful and influential people are complete morons. Sunstein is asked about his friendship with Kissinger and it’s pretty clear that he’s never really thought about it.

I hate Obamacare, I’m more of an ACA guy