Once again in awe of my good friend @thelitcritguy.bsky.social’s absolutely masterful writing. Just incredible shit

Rod Beck Pitcher Debut: 1991 - Retired: 2004 BOS - CHC - SDP - SFG

Every time the gate swings open

“The Dodgers should have a disadvantage because they have Ohtani” do you hear the words you are saying

Field with Thunderstorm - 1881 https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/11655

It’s Friday

jailing a bunch of these guys is a layup. it's gonna be extremely irritating if (when) they walk away scot free

This copy is so frustrating to read. It should be "an American born in Argentina" and "an American born in Nigeria."

Dear Pope Leo, please join me and my army of sweaty otherwise-unemployables as we do racist state violence. This will change your mind.

Nowhere near as important as the predictably awful news, but it should be illegal for outlets to publish his face

Unreal levels of Cop Excellence here.

these evangelical convert guys are so funny, they have their own nemesis jewish guy who argues against their claims like christian fundie apologists and atheist counter-apologists

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

The Jewish Context of Jesus

Once again, they should not release votes from any county until all voters are counted. Smart people knowing an election is won a few hours earlier is not worth having to deal with hordes or morons who don't get why the numbers change and leaders who manipulate that.

He said that just now?!!

To everyone saying, "How oh how do we stop Google Maps cut-through traffic??" ...I present to you the solution, which we've had for 50 years in Berkeley.

They targeted father gamers. Family gamers

Growing up in a conservative Jewish community, one of my favorite Zionist interactions was in high school, when a friend’s parent said I shouldn’t criticize Israel because “it’ll be the only place we can go when America turns on us”. Extraordinarily funny thing to say all dead serious.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Won the 5-game match 4-1 😤

Nazi occupied government

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

a lonely man named Corey Booker who is excited to get emails from people who can't spell correctly

Klan-run government

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

Yes this really happened. My company used to rent space out of a trial attorney office in DTLA, and Booker was rolling through to raise cash with the lawyers for his doomed presidential bid, and serendipity granted me this window into Booker’s soul outside the men’s room I regularly defiled

Trying to figure out who gets excited about Cory Booker

Lmfao

every primary process in California is this meme

Me in my head but with certain folks purporting to be on the left but very big on writing for fascist outlets, hanging out with fascists, working with fascists, etc

Fight Club (1999) Dir. David Fincher Runtime 139 minutes 🚬 x 51, or one cigarette every 2.73 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/fight-club-1999/

Kash Patel suing the Atlantic over their recent article claiming he’s often a drunken mess, saying he does not drink to excess anywhere, is very funny when there’s viral footage of him getting hammered in the locker room with the US hockey team

Between their rambling about stopping a flag being burned on the field in the 70s the 570 AM announcing team dropped the fact that Roki has like a 0.0 ERA for the first 2 or 3 innings and it drops to 11 ERA after that, which…not great. Dudes going to get converted to a closer again at this rate.

Have a former colleague who lost his mind in MAGA world. An intense adult convert to being a Methodist, with an obsession for pro-natalism. I want to unfollow him on LinkedIn but then I wouldn’t see insane replies like this, which was to a post on Texas incomes lagging being home prices:

Very telling that Palantir is against another Nuremberg!

These people are fucking freaks and the fact that they think the environment is right to take the mask off and say this publicly is A Problem that must be Dealt With

Oh they’re technofascists? Weird

“You’re being ripped off by these people specifically” doesn’t work hope that helps

Roki Sasaki fraudwatch continues

I love the spontaneous, continuing resistance all over the city but turning a corner and seeing this is probably a lot to process for people using or off of their anti-psychotics

Folks, I’m in

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types: If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

Little baby man had a nice time out back with me today

Well we’ll just see about that