underrated social tradition is bringing unwanted beverages from your last party to another party. single cans of voodoo ranger probably circulate around entire cities over the course of a year

Circumcision Tylenol

Starting a post rock band with this name

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup

Home Depot is understaffing their stores (the same as CVS) and that's why they do this. Starbucks closed unionized stores in Santa Monica and Brentwood and blamed crime. Big corps send pressers to newspapers who copy and paste them into the CMS and do zero original reporting. Ask me how I know

I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.

The median American voter’s politics cannot be charted

ANDOR CHARACTERS AS DRIL TWEETS: KING BOOTLICKER HIMSELF SYRIL KARN

The Founders:

Uhhh

Lmfao

Everyone knows the federales say they could have had him any day. But what this song presupposes is… maybe they couldn’t?

Three Billboards ok pause

The Boston Red Sox are 8-17 at Fenway Park this year. The kids are very hungry.

On Bob’s birthday, thinking about some of the back tracks and the darker stuff. The idea of the voice of a generation popping back in to say “yeah whatever” 35 years later is pretty grim.

RIP to the original crazy ass white boy

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

how far beyond all utterance are your linked analogies

the origins of the california style burger came from when a chef asked a californian customer if they would like your buns upside down and the californian replied yeah no (which just means no in california-ese) but the chef mistook it as no yeah, which means yes

that seems too damn large

TIL the kid who sells Dobbs the lotto ticket is… Robert Blake

Now seated

It amounts to nothing politically but is also potent enough to bring us to an ideological impasse. Hell yeah brother congrats on getting paychecks for farting.

This really wouldn't change either scene that much

As of earlier this week, the 10-year Treasury yield is now up to 4.7, 30-year yield up to 5.2%. Highest since July 2007. Do go on.

Donald Trump is DEAD . . . -ly serious about disliking his sons

So we can learn to levántanse Batman empieza

NY POST: Mamdani attends Knicks game and sits in $700 seat! MAMDANI’S SEAT AT THE KNICKS GAME:

It’s Friday

Like all kickbacks, the Trump slush fund thing isn’t just a reward scheme, it’s a promise you’ll be taken care of if you answer the call next time

My wife just asked me why I was laughing.

It's crazy that all the Bay Area news outlets are covering this like it's a real thing. 140 mph buses are not now and will never be real. There's a reason trains have steel wheels and run on tracks!

Bad night for local schizophrenics

the contention of Trumpism is that the Trump supporters must be allowed to dominate and enslave the Trump opposers who outnumber them 2:1. Something's got to give, in one direction or the other

We should elect a president who is to the left of Richard Nixon and who does not have an extensive paper trail of self-centered nihilism. Something to consider for next time

Yes, Americans are blaming limits on super pollutants for their cost of living issues. It’s a real thing, and more importantly, it’s definitely happening.

The next Dem President needs to just wipe this absurdity away. "Some random district court judge in Texas gets to act like a tyrannical king" is neither how the actual Constitution works nor a sensible common-sense adaptation of the Constitution's failings.