"No new wars!" "No! New wars!"

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Donald the Dove

Most academic experts on antisemitism reject the IHRA definition, including Kenneth Stern, who helped author the working draft that was turned into the IHRA definition. Only people who accept it are Zionists.

go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do

Catching up on Jeopardy and…

ah yes, news focused on the concerns of the average american

If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys boppin

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

Ate enough Wendy’s last night that I sort of get what Homer meant about going blind after eating 64 slices of American cheese

basically this but for empire

The only “lapse” here was getting caught

Jack Smith’s testimony had nothing to do with 2016 or 2024

Orlando Bloom syndrome

Signs and wonders

Rainy flight conditions require alternative transportation options

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

it’s their year

If Eric Adams doesn't leave in a hot air balloon what the hell is the point

Bangers Only in 2026

pitchers and catchers next month

One word powerful

It's a movie about smokin weed and taking a walk

Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago

(one hour into one battle after another) holy fucking shit

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40 Dir. Peter Jackson Runtime 138 minutes 🚬 x 83, or one cigarette every 1.66 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-beatles-get-back-episode-3/

See ya never, 2025

"Politics is not fan culture. Here is the correct way to cheer for a given politician's performance based on a narrative that is pleasing to me"

If the post starts with “Historian here…”

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

Hate that John Catsimatidis is exactly the sort of grotesque-looking non-actor who works perfectly in a Safdie movie

This is my favorite genre of post

Two Wire legends in one week. Fuck

i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

What was the best moment in baseball this year and why was it the Angels posting a graphic that made it look like Ron Washington had died

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands

Just passed a dental office sign that said “Family Dentistry Done Differently”. What does that mean

Hell yes lmao

Woke up thinking about how part of Jakarta, the world’s most populous city, is literally sinking into the ocean

mills saddle n' togs sign, ellensburg, washington, 1987