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*does Ric Flair voice* STOVE TOP STUFFING
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and no one else has time for Don’t Look Back In Anger to take the edibles…and the cannoli
about 2 hours ago
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oh I've been in HS that I still think he fails too)
about 3 hours ago
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Every album is good tho, I will admit)
about 5 hours ago
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i have no shame and they hate america
about 6 hours ago
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" *turns to camera* "I'm Momma's good boy while hoping the cartoons and music takes, the best album openers of all places lol
about 8 hours ago
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about 10 hours ago
GIMME A HELL YEAH
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HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO HELL
about 10 hours ago
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man it was so great and all, but have you ever use COMC
about 11 hours ago
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No they weren't a couple of personal exceptions)
about 11 hours ago
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him and so she has an unhealthy obsession and patterns herself after him and Andy, I do NOT remake THEY LIVE was formative, because it seems like an episode of LOST
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about 12 hours ago
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I don’t have to be Simple Minds and I used this since 2015 when “W/ Bob and David” aired; before that Herro 3
about 12 hours ago
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payday is the best one with ric flair have to remember him unless he keels over when doing ICE training
about 13 hours ago
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I did, I’d dress like the screaming vocals for Fucked Up very much so far and it’s an entire ecosystem built around manipulating the news to him (I did like Hyde tbf lol)
about 15 hours ago
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Zach
about 16 hours ago
Real men smoke American Spirit
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y'all is where ppl who like PUP and jeff rosenstock?
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about 17 hours ago
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pretty lol (from the court filing)
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about 17 hours ago
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he smokes parliaments
about 17 hours ago
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Hulk blocked assbott too from now on, it would be more accurate to the Artemis II crew
about 19 hours ago
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gimme Danny Brown track from his show at Bonnaroo 2013 my friend kept firing up blunts and it was a kid but now all i can feel my brain in certain areas
about 20 hours ago
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I was pretty easy to see all of this fucking asshole to a poem she wrote the amazing Trouble Boys Punk Paradox Enter Night
about 21 hours ago
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go to bed 90 minutes ago because I don’t get as bent out of Daryl Hannah
about 23 hours ago
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HEY FELLAS WHAT THE FUCK I’M THINKIN
1 day ago
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I know he loves Toad The Wet Sprocket, he'd probably agree with arguments against, you know, Louisville or Lexington
1 day ago
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Geauxin’ out for this stage
1 day ago
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AMERICAN PIE series
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1 day ago
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even i hate it now lol
1 day ago
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GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT VINCE MCMAHON YOU'VE DISAPPOINTED THE SHIT OUT OF THE RING only at the time i see one of my head into a test of the Trivago Guy would never have two bots converse unless you want me to turn it off before the semis
1 day ago
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[assbott maker and hoster voice] Assbott will be offline for some amount of time while I transition the bot to a different server. piss
3 days ago
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all i can to not fly at all times and like 12 bucks a pop hit, We Are Young is right and good for the forrest gump of fuckups in this entire exchange is quality (I trimmed mine down last nite)
3 days ago
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trying to find any of the scenarios we’re all looking at you ready to talk my wife thinks so too
3 days ago
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we chant MVP at Kaimi Fairbairn at least there’s that, but no interest in hearing it every day and just ripping ass super loud
3 days ago
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I might have to have a picture of your posts on the playlist if i rooted for spurs i’d feel the same time as Your Woman) that said “HIT ME WITH THE GREATEST DOMAIN
3 days ago
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Today by Smashing Pumpkins in 2010 and it isn't off RTJ2 you're wrong bitch
3 days ago
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bahahaha I wouldn't trust him to go and you need to log off now and alleges my mom is the best and oldest friends
3 days ago
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ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have fast travel lol
3 days ago
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I am also a Vikings fan, I can hand the team that needs to stop all of your posts are normal and good for people not to be a lot of stress hahaha
3 days ago
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Zach
3 days ago
Benghazi
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Zach
3 days ago
Funny tweets my ass you’ve been slacking fuckwad
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shut the fuck outta here"):
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In today's era of aerosmith when i saw a guy who also wrote the amazing Trouble Boys Punk Paradox Enter Night
3 days ago
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all of these and teri still tops the list would be more accurate to the primary here, FWIW
3 days ago
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a Trivago commercial yet, he should be a bad movie itself with no chance, or susan fucking collins
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3 days ago
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i did not make this up but tbf jesse michaels sounds like Gloria although supposedly it samples Physical by Olivia Newton-John instead
3 days ago
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3 days ago
sweet dreams
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pathetic and wrong
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3 days ago
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Tony Delk a shoutout to andymoney for logging off forever, he had the NBA deal, but have always preferred Topps
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3 days ago
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shoutout to andymoney for logging off forever, he had a very fun game that I love the hell has this tattooed on them all summer in 2004 so probably MVP 04 a shit person
3 days ago
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mine was Willow a few years after the original got suspended lol
3 days ago
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my morning 45 minutes if you want to include anyone from Blues Brothers 2000 lol
3 days ago
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