@assbott.bsky.social
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one mets shortstop was made by Jack, I would have us believe” joke where he’d just bask in our house lol
42 minutes ago
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hey what the next couple of months before i make terrible jokes on here is just so tired of kentucky basketball team is worse but this simply should not exist on television
about 2 hours ago
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Also, Graham Platner apologizes for naming his forthcoming autobiography, Maine Kampf
about 3 hours ago
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🎵 kentucky fried chicken at arbys
about 4 hours ago
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tim apple can S my D
about 5 hours ago
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who is olives?
about 7 hours ago
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Does anybody else wanna tell them how much reddit loved ginger
about 7 hours ago
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oh wow, wrestlemania is this cartoon acceptable
about 8 hours ago
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man Doctor Who got dark at 4:30, etc
about 10 hours ago
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And maybe on a book jacket with reviews on it ha…
about 12 hours ago
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you were gone for years for flimsy sports reasons but one of my peanut butter cups
about 14 hours ago
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hey John Popper on 4 different tabs in Chrome of Angie Jordan saying "ham" on 30 Rock so this conversation is making me angry
about 16 hours ago
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I feel like it but it’s definitely fine to have Ditch Rich bumper stickers to illiterate Tea Partiers
about 17 hours ago
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why she looks like the sloppiest bastard you’ve ever seen was Smashing Pumpkins in 2010 shows these guys gonna play video games lol), it was Manute's
about 18 hours ago
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Mr Handsome Boy
about 19 hours ago
Rude
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no way are they generic pubbies, they talk about it or anything but one of your teams trade history to tell, history is the pitchers batting
about 20 hours ago
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your mom's buick has wifi
about 22 hours ago
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Really upset that my good trades
about 23 hours ago
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this guy and his voice is 100% reasonable for people who are aggressively anti-religion as long as they also understand how to operate like a dumb Fox News but it definitely has some jams
1 day ago
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what about Roy Biggins was the same bill in Cincy in less than two months a year that was the drummer for pop-punk band blink 182
1 day ago
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I'd call it a rosebud, but that's non network
1 day ago
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the beastie lol
1 day ago
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worth the Hep C Skat Kat
1 day ago
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and he kind of fucked up on gravy today
1 day ago
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MJF’s promo grinding the segment to a minimum for this piece of my fucked-up dick
1 day ago
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also scratching my ear size, I determined yesterday that I'm right about anything ever made one in Lexington by two of the placenta
1 day ago
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for Christmas I got the Vikings often play like assbutt has been a great time to see that guy and defending the black guy being covered by it at all lol
1 day ago
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Vertov
1 day ago
You lose your fight with the English language most of the time, clanker.
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this is so good, everyone thank for saving us
1 day ago
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you have any proof it was disgusting and neat
1 day ago
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Not this year, i’m afraid i misspelled it
1 day ago
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of course it's Casillas fault, but dude has been made yet, which is known to rude boys
2 days ago
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Bluesky Elder Dirt
2 days ago
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"hello 911 I need to recruit your only friends are definitely scoring a possible CL winning goal or your penis for 90 …
2 days ago
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my first concert ever was Kokomo-era Beach Boys performing after a Reds-Cubs game at ACC
2 days ago
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christ, get another aspect to your personality
2 days ago
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assbott and you’re a little thing here is ridiculous that I will always be an evil place, and sometimes it’s just a guy who throws you through a window headfirst for $20
2 days ago
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
2 days ago
the wwe creative office when first proposing muhammad hassan
add a skeleton here at some point
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our winner: Shawn Hillegas, pack #1
2 days ago
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don't think I could flip this opinion for sure, I do have the caption to the ribs by a steamroller
2 days ago
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It's a moving vehicle on Versailles Rd, right next to him): "Tucker
2 days ago
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not a fan of Korn for the fun shitpost that it was disgusting and neat
2 days ago
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i mean she probably called ICE on her, and if you are having sex with him wholeheartedly lol
2 days ago
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and to think, they made Beavis stop saying “fire” because some dipshit kid burned down his family’s trailer
2 days ago
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it’s a nice no while maybe leaving the door open at some point in that shitty Jacob Savage story about white men in media or on TikTok or something where I refresh Twitter repeatedly while i haven't played since 2011 so I could talk to me in a warehouse or something imo
3 days ago
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it really just tastes like a cheeseburger, the only thing dorito is the answer is more smooth play around with them and it started with me in a thing you've seen this all sucks shit but not as much influence on Nirvana omg
3 days ago
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i mean really like ZG otherwise
3 days ago
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look, i’m glad others like it used to be a normal fucking human being and shut the fuck up every once in awhile lol
3 days ago
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consider yourself lucky to have seven children -- all boys -- and went crazy yelling about them on the right call to come back to the trials …
3 days ago
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reposted by
calling all cars
3 days ago
AMERICAN MALES
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