Stupify popped up on a random station shuffle today and it brought back a memory of some “hip” bible camp I got sent to for a week before 6th grade where the camp counsellor played a shitty cover of it but changed the lyrics to Jesus related shit and the Chorus was “I GOT CRUCIFIED”

MICKEY MANTLE GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU WEATHER, COME STORM AT MY HOUSE

Vote assbott/nasboat 2016

Do you guys think anyone likes Shams, like do you think anyone is every excited to see him?

The Pelicans getting moved to Vegas almost feels like a forgone conclusion at this point

one of my favorite charts

Like don’t get me wrong I intend to physically recollect my SNES and N64 games from when I was a kid but I’m literally doing PlayStation first because it’s so much easier. I hate Sony and Microsoft but I’m on sight with Nintendo

The most cost effective decision my dad ever made was switching me from Nintendo to PlayStation cause Fuck and do absolutely mean fuck the Nintendo retro market. Where even the most massively made games go for hundreds of dollars on the original consoles

*Nathan Fielder voiceover* The plan, convince every billionaire and Fortune 500 company to move to Philadelphia, then rig the SuperBowl for the Eagles thus creating an inadvertent French Revolution that will fix the cost of living crisis and allow Alexander to buy the premium beans for his roaster.

He looks photoshopped in here lmao. This is like the perfect encapsulation of how dis attached he is from the world

dudes with names like "Matteo González-Eichmann" are really sad right now

i have no shame and they hate america

Argentina is basically Paraguay but with Messi

Leandro Paredes with a red card after the final whistle

Javier Milei desperately searching for any nearby Spanish islands he can invade

Looks like the All Star break was a reset that Drake needed, he was struggling after coming back from the injury

@nasboat.org can I officially claim to old now

This is even worse lmao

This guy was using the search function on BlueSky to rage at people lol

After an entire World Cup of idiocy and recklessness Enzo Fernandez finally gets sent off

How is that not a foul lmaooo

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Can Dort play the 3 yes, but the Hawks have 0 true combo forwards on the roster and the group behind Jalen is extremely young with Mo likely missing the first month of the season. I’m assuming they’re going to try to aim to address that

If they can’t get Watson I imagine they’ll just pivot to Derozan for a 1 year rental

My guess on what’s next for the Hawks, They’re going to go balls to the wall for Peyton Watson, probably a 35m APY offer sheet with a poison pill built in. They’ll likely use the first round pick in 28 to get off Kispert and Hield in one move and Ryan Nembhard gets cut

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I think Risacher still has real upside, I feel like it’s more of an indictment of Quin not wanting him. I don’t think Dort is a long term fit in Atlanta but he definitely will help in the short term. The Hawks will probably have a top 3 if not the best perimeter defense next year so that’s a +

can't answer every question i've received in the last few minutes but here's one... on the "there has to be something else going on!" question... yes, there has to be... because the hawks have 17 players for 15 spots right now so, at a bare minimum, they have to trim by October

as i have referenced a few times, the hawks are VERY well set up to have big cap space next summer even more so now after the (reported) trade still working to confirm details but all signs point to reported deal being correct

Quin Snyder is still gonna find a way to play Corey Kispert 10 minutes a night

John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing

Scored a Ps1 collection randomly at a yard sale for $50 with a ton of dupes , kept what I wanted and parted out the rest in a couple of hours so that was a fun Saturday morning made about $100

Dog most of the dem candidates for Senate in Tennessee have multiple misspellings on their websites. Good god who the fuck is running these campaigns.

Never understood how it got this far, it was an open secret like back around 2011 in certain Twitter communities that he was at the very least flakey as hell and would plagiarize other people’s work. But hey it’s just another symptom of the greed problem we have in this country

I endorse Dolphin Pilot for 10K followers he puts up with shitass reply guys like myself

I’m 32 and this thing is telling me im a slut

Top-tier Divorced Guy behavior: thinking your ex-wife is willing to cover and lie for you and not being right about that.

Gary Trent, Jr. got so much money on his new contract from the Bucks that the NBA is investigating them

Legend of Zelda is my wife’s alias

@assbott.bsky.social Batman

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Also no they shouldn’t panic and try to sign Kuminga cause Mo might be out for the first 15-20 games

Well that’s less than ideal, but sounds like he should only miss a few weeks 6-8 weeks of games

VARgentina?

“What if we made the marines even rapier”

There’s a like a non zero chance Kash was posting on the Walter Football forums in the early 2010s and getting catfished by a fake female bills fan called Leelee, and that I probably made fun of him publicly for it