EXPOSED!

the AI boom, roid rage olympics, crypto kleptocracy, and general out and proud corruption feels like a bid to make cheating legal and socially permissible. the rich want shortcuts and they don't understand hard work or the human condition. it's 12 year old brain. I want it all and I want it NOW

gotta be the best scam text I’ve received this year

some murals in sarajevo

I'm finally getting a real haircut instead of cutting my own hair because I'm not destitute anymore, maybe people will stop leaving mean comments on my youtube videos 🙂

thank u @nat.haus this is the one

hirbawi restock and they have the Irish kufiyah FYI, id hurry because they're getting slammed. I got the inverted one, it'll be the third of theirs I own haha www.kufiya.org/collections/...

face down ass up that's the way we drive the truck

invite me to your group chat so I can sit in it and never talk and then once every 4 months come in to make a joke

I feel like the book Annihilation has something to do with this. it has a lot of aspects that AI seems to gravitate towards, and has a lighthouse keeper

group chat? group chat tonight? group chat tonight queen? 🥺👉👈

love this new feature

Big Wretch

even though it's outside you know it'll smell crazy

thanks google, I love reading the news and catching up on major world events. there's a war on, and all

yet all we do is cage the rat... trap the rat... put the rat in a maze.... give the rat a button it can push to get some cocaine.....

I remember these days.... alcoholism is truly a struggle.....

2028 general election prediction

oh no this legitimate wolf conservation organization account looks too much like the CA School Bonds person and it gave me a jumpscare

BOOM! #OrangeManDonaldTrump

fit check

I frequently think about Maureen Dowd having too much weed brownie when covering marijuana legalization in Colorado and seeing God on the floor of her hotel room

"I thought pride was supposed to be a sin" ass logic

nobody was trying to erase your culture on here. until now. I'm erasing it. it's erased. gone forever

we need to promote this idea I think it'll make em red and mad

chat is this real

wow, a twist on the usual genre

I'm pro-NATO! wait... I'm anti-NATO! aaaauugh I don't know!!!!

search your camera roll for "truck"

I love that this could mean the AI-powered big tech surveillance state or it could mean, like, 5G and vaccines. I'd bet money it's the latter based on the truck lol

doing my sunday evening divining

god damnit, I missed an album release show last night for an album called "keep honking I'm about to fucking kill myself" that was like two blocks from me

what da

drinking virgin lean (regular cough syrup)

not to be dramatic but if you have a giant collection of Funko(tm)Pops I think you should be taken out back

praying for Curtis Sliwa in this difficult time

I pirated this Backwalls movie everyone's talking about and watched it and I am very confused

That Malcolm Gladwell, whose specialty is oversimplifying facts and history into a hypercondensed junk food version of it, and who has a history that includes "fellowship at Young America's Foundation to combat 'anti-business bias' in journalism," is doing a Reconstruction podcast doesn't bode well

"fantasy romance author goes on slur-filled meltdown"? I'll be there faster than you can say "F*****"!!!

today I told my HVAC guy "maybe the Ghostbusters were the real terrorists"

very good

[yawn] I'm so bored I can take a hostage!!

tankers rolling through the straight with "we bought this oil before he went crazy" bumper stickers

If they make me Fleet Admiral for Operation Project Freedom in the Strait of Hormuz, I'll order a fleet of tall ships through the Strait with the following sail insignia, I guarantee it will work

this is the saddleback caterpillar. it's OSHA-certified

check out this sign I made for a proud boys rally counter-protest in 2018 lol