I'm notoriously bad at texting. if you want to reach me you should send certified mail, even though it would probably give me a spook that they're trying to foreclose my house again or something

this is the most Bluesky brained reply I've ever gotten. and this is counting the person who was steadfast in insisting a lighthearted joke in zohran's replies that said "hey!! stop posting and pay attention to the debate!!" was horrible anti-zohran slander (it was obvs posted by staff mid-debate)

they say third spaces are dying but there's a whole alley you can go to to jack off with houseless dudes

just got some good news that's making my head spin and making me hyperventilate lmao

I found out one of my competitors either had a security breach (either for AI scrapers to find contractor emails or a data breach), or straight up sold their vendor data (which we don't do because we conduct our business ethically), and it's caused scammers to target them posing as governmenf staff.

If ya blacked out with ya sack out This is what ya say...

saying you're a "dionysian" is a fun, quirky, intellectual way to say you're an "alcoholic"

the IRGC is going to come out and be like "Iran's elderly spend their sunset years at rest, surrounded by the love and warmth of family"

evangelicals eagerly, gleefully pretended not to see the myriad ways trump is the most heretical politician to hold american higher office in modern history so i don't think we should take their outrage as sincere now that they need a way out of his sinking coalition

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

do you like my hat

oh nice. I've always wanted to get groomed at sea

you click a public zoom link you found on the dark web and this is the meeting you just joined. what are you saying

🚨🚨 NEW VIDEO!! Kash Patel got hacked by Iranian hacktivist group Handala. Let's go through what they leaked together!!Please watch & share! youtu.be/uKFACa9H_es

large-style lmao

Newly translated Sumerian tablet claims ancient Iran was weeks away from developing explosive weapon

once again

my jacket is made from an uzbek tapestry

today's my birthday!! if you did one thing for me, I'd appreciate sharing this video I worked so hard on 😊

I stopped in a bar that said "cocktails and vintage" and it was all white people, an absolute rarity for philly. it was a country bar and half the men were in cowboy hats. yall larping in here??? having a hoedown????

birthday ხაჭაპური

Hungary

from the man who brought you "we only need to win an election once" lmao I heard that he was discussing trying to manufacture some kind of assassination attempt hoax to garner support as a hail mary

From the heroine who advised Fetterman to khs!

hooray!!!

nat has been at it for a very long time and is a machine for quality, go check out the latest

today's my birthday!! if you did one thing for me, I'd appreciate sharing this video I worked so hard on 😊

seeing avis like this on the timeline so I guess it's "you're not actually poor because this chart said so" time

oh no, I accidentally took a nap that was a full sleep (6 hours) lol

tomorrow's my birthday and I think it would be a neat birthday gift if Hungary ousted Viktor Orbán

The two happiest days of owning a boat are the first time you file taxes without having to pay taxes on interest and when the bank repossesses your boat because of non-payment on the loan.

they did the meme

alright @kamalaharris.com thats it. if you run, I will k myself!!! blood will be on your hands, kamala!!!

Seen in Philadelphia

I censored and reuploaded my Kash Patel vid to take out the words "porn" and "xvideos" because I don't think youtube liked that very much, lmao. I would appreciate it so much if you go hit 'like' !! and go watch it if you haven't already !!

I've discovered a new food leaf. it's called "ramps" and it's a leaf that tastes like meat. yall heard of this shit??? new leaf dropped

I censored and reuploaded my Kash Patel vid to take out the words "porn" and "xvideos" because I don't think youtube liked that very much, lmao. I would appreciate it so much if you go hit 'like' !! and go watch it if you haven't already !!

enya is a haunted wine mom

happy Albanian Eric Adams day to all who celebrate

fuck it. Trans-Albanian Eric Adams. happy friday everyone

I have so much nervous energy. I feel like I need to run out my door and down the street like I have the zoomies

when you try to say "I'm moving to Albany" and misspeak that you're "moving to Albania" and it spirals out of control

#dadsmatter #disgusteddads #fuckfamilycourt

the website for the National Language Services Corps seems not to be working. did the government shut it down? – nlscorps.org

saudi royals have been so stressed about the war they haven't even been able to let out steam by crashing their hypercars

lmao

cigarettes is going to the casino and vaping is using an app on the phone

that's wage theft smh