filming youtube videos takes forever did you know this

how long could it take to film a 20 minute video? 5 hours???

in high school I had a friend named Anu and one of my friends texted me that she's going to "anus house" and it demonstrated the importance of punctuation

thank you for coming to my ted talk

I'm gonna go film a youtube video outdoors in public for the first time lol wish me luck

now accepting recommendations for Zagreb and Rijeka, Croatia

swallowing my zyn after I suck on it, as an extra little snack

for dinner I'm having groceries

please don't get me again please please please I'm just making my own fun over here lmao

defense contractor lives don't matter :)

to be fair he's like one foot in the grave so he's right

sometimes befriending your neighbors pays off (three giant boxes of cat litter)

we're back baby: @mrpussy.xyz

my favorite part of Breaking Bad is when they say "today is the day... that we're finally Breaking Bad"

I've working incredibly hard on a long video essay about the possibility of an AI targeting failure having led to the bombing of the Iranian girls school, I hope you all share when I finally publish :) I'm pulling information from Israeli surveillance contractor websites. hope that VPN is working!!

ah right. and what are those. going to assume the pic was attached as a mistake

if we don't eliminate the minimum wage pre-emption clause soon I'm going postal

SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me

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My neighbor told me Iranian drones keep eating his oil tankers so I asked how many ships he has and he said he just goes to the port and gets a new ship afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ships to drones and then his daughter started crying.

how

look at his face I'm dying

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

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oh the guy who's like 48 and was defending thinking underage girls are hot? very cool 👍👍👍

hold up-

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I hate him so much man. I was working on a video about him, and given the one I was going to film today is about AI targeting in Iran, I should probably resume!!

I have begun burping my house. overdue, really. quite a nasty trendy figure of speech though

It’s Friday

I just read the word "cornfed" in my head as one syllable and I can't stop laughing. like "cornf'd"

oh shit

I hope nobody attacks my nuclear submarine

smoked that aloha kush and now I'm a Tulsi Gabbard superfan

There is absolutely zero explanation for hitting targets like this unless your objective is to destroy any possibility of normal life and produce mass civilian death. Completely unjustifiable and another war crime. We saw this thirty years ago in Iraq.

Silver as a commodity is like ten times more valuable then average cause conservative are panicking and buying metal and there’s a lot of silver dining sets getting bought but there aren’t enough plants to convert that many fancy forks so the whole thing in a weird holding pattern

house centipedes are our FRIENDS they fight for FREEDOM

I'm working on a video that's very serious and has no jokes in it but it's important and I need to talk about it. it's about civilian casualties in Iran. specifically, how Israel has trained its AI systems to target residential buildings, and how it might be using these same tactics in Iran now.

he said

look at my corner store. I love it so much. whyd they put the head there lmao

all Trump administration officials will be reincarnated as dung beetles who will eternally have to push a ball of shit up a mountain like sisyphus

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

what if I made my youtube channel into stupid travelogues of me taking 8-leg many-hour trips on public transit just to go get things like this

Chotiner interviews Janeway

extremely disappointing!!!!

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