i get this is disappointing but ya gotta recognize when a customer service worker has used all their cooldowns and needs to recover their mana. even woody from cheers would have to wordlessly pour a beer sometimes

this shit still fuckin rips youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA?...

they gotta bring these psa's back, how else will kids get into reading without the california raisins breakdancing to sir mix a lot's pro-literacy bars youtu.be/DyIHOTx7zxM

i will absolutely never put on the top sheet. fitted sheet and a good blanket or two is all you will ever need. top sheet is a scam!!!! wake up !!!!!

they gotta bring these psa's back, how else will kids get into reading without the california raisins breakdancing to sir mix a lot's pro-literacy bars youtu.be/DyIHOTx7zxM

this shit still fuckin rips youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA?...

Kevin McDonald IS Ron Perlman AS Mike Haggar IN: FINAL FIGHT: THE MOVIE

I'm a big believer in freedom, which is why it sounds perfectly reasonable that the government should have on-demand access to genetic samples from any person suspected of pissing or shitting where we say they can't piss or shit. You know. Small government stuff 🫠🫡😵‍💫🙃 www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

totalitarianism may sound bad but at least if you had some vague "Crimes against the people" charge you could gulag the guys who filled the rivers with shit as opposed to them getting a big cheque just to piss off

Erotic Guerrilla

brilliant track, also the goth girl with frogs crawling on her in this film is incredibly hot

Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Jim Warren's 1987 cover art for "Masterplay," by William F. Wu

Farting And Pooping Cuties

It is truly insane to me that my elected representatives march with an enthusiastic genocidaire and still think they are owed my support

Jalen Brunson climbing Wemby's body to defeat him like it's Shadow of the Colossus

I love you.

saw i love boosters multiple times this week, the explicit message of the urgency of proletarian unity set to a pee-wee's big adventure ass score and looney tunes sight gags was delightful, as were oakland audiences' whoops and applause at the mention of dialectical materialism

Every commencement speech intended to get grads excited about the future being AI slop reminds me of Monty Burns genuinely thinking he’s doing good by leaving no sea creature unwasted by recycling them into slurry.

in a row?!

james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel

mouthwash with alcohol that stings is more powerful than the other kind that is for babys

Sound of a man fighting DESPERATELY not to turn into Donald Duck during a full moon.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

the administration that ran on a platform of “political violence kicks ass and we’re gonna do a ton of it” and the media representatives who enthusiastically normalize and promote it would once again like the nation to unite in condemnation of political violence lacking their seal of approval

That US journalists are shaming anyone online for not being sufficiently somber about the nerd prom while they’ve been silent about the actual assassination of hundreds of journalists is a bigger disgrace than the WHCD itself

we started with the simple goal of monitoring everyone all the time and somewhere along the way it turned bad

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Love the idea of the Pope and the Ayatollah joining forces to take down a backstabbing, egotistical real estate dipshit. Feels like season 3 of The Wire

imagine they opened the capsule and it was just skeletons inside

It really is just a compliment machine, made by and for guys who weren't getting compliments anymore.

This is it. The perfect sports blooper.

ot by the Coward Robert Ford

bushwick & willie d with the hardest anti war bars of all time 'the enemy is right here g them foreigners never did SHIT to me' 'absolutely no respect, get a plate in ya head, lose a leg and ya might get a check or a goddam star, you can have that shit MOTHERFUCK A WAR' youtu.be/Ybvbnqatz1w?...

I’m definitely not perfect but I don’t bring up my Tesla while defending the Harry Potter series after authoring a book with Megan McCain

These Super Masochistic Men Are Gathered Together To Experience Ball-Kicking For The First Time!

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

I want fully staffed public pools, and libraries that are cathedrals to public goods and a society where walling yourself off with money is viewed as sociopathic.

googoo dolls iris voice

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur