AI boosters are beginning to crash out

10yrs time, ageing congresswoman coming out of retirement for one last inside trade

this is relateable (👇👇👇 Prize for the most predictably annoying response)

a real shame Sig don't do a rifle chambered in 30.06 because they had the opportunity to do the funniest thing

the problem is 'historically' is the key word here

some people negatively compare this site with twitter in terms of the numbers you get, but every big tweet you get over their your mentions are immediately full of the most poisonous nazis you'll find who you can't entirely laugh off because that site's a rw doxxing operation now

Had another reply in my mentions from a yank telling me a gang of sausage dogs killed a woman in 2018 in Oklahoma, she also told me she carries pepper spray and a stun gun whilst walking her dog

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

I've been trying to find concrete proof that Peter Thiel funded the "Comedy Unleashed" movement for a while now, if anyone can help. It's been known for years that Thiel inspired and funded the "Free Speech" Union in order to normalise race science and transphobia, but culture needs more attention.

I think there's something about the dichotomous rhetorical structure of a prejudice ("how many genders are there?? Answer me!") which fits neatly into a certain set of behaviours, and Linehan (always a hectoring debate bully) was right there waiting for it

Last night as I was returning to my hotel room a group of drunk young white Italian women were walking past me and they all had "comedy" afro wigs and thought it was very funny to put them on and sorta gesture at me. The thing is tho: racism is actually fine when it's funny, so I was ok with this.

Still a Jew in New York? Why not come to Tel Aviv to see the *real* broadway! Central Park? We have the Otto Skorzeny gardens! Bodegas? Try a late night cold bagel at Jaffa's 2 24hr hanot menuts..

Debra Messing has just boarded a flight carrying a box cutter

londoners rn

-look yankee, we don't just live off beans, actually we have a very sophist.. ok never mind

extermination camps

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: if a trans flag has a gold fringe, that means you are in a tranmirality court and as a private tranny citizen you are NOT subject to maritran law.

I'm eating a baked potato like an apple

the wheels of justice may turn slowly, but they do turn (multimillionaire Dick Cheney dying age 84 surrounded by family)

politics always understood as a set of movie cliches, like the bad guy from the original, the epitome of evil, becomes the deliciously witty ally against an even greater foe

increasingly deranged ex texts getting more outlandish

this is masterful

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

who holds the record for the longest range confirmed sandwich kill

Steve Bannon radiant . jpg

the dark power behind mamdani is his hot wife, here are some shocking photos of his attractive wife sure to take him down

thinking of starting smoking again as a radical approach to depression

no free paper on the bus this morning, none on the way home, daddy needs his cryptic crossword

incredibly evil that during a brutal hurricane American negotiators were threatening caribbean island nations with tariffs if they voted to reduce shipping emissions

The intimidation included threats that family members would lose visas, which is both in character and *friggin insane*

someone just brought this on the train and is shouting at scared passengers that she's harmless and actually very good with children

re Usha Vance Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

regional pedo stereotypes: Germanic: Cellar building incest cannibal British: Weird hiding in plain sight "eccentric" backed by MI5 American: Was on a sitcom, runs a significant chunk of Hollywood, has "parties" French: film director, such works as "Amour Forbiddén" and "Tres jeune, tres tetante"

a type of guy in the uk is: *middle class boomer *can't hold down a job *constant failed business ideas like breeding flying squirrels, RC racing track, landlord *eventually attempts massive fraud, fails

I posted this in the group chat and upset people

we're ngmi

15:00, the most demonic kick off time

hey i heard bluesky is improving reply quality by banning u

I don't really believe in demons but why does Erika Kirk's face keep doing the Devils Advocate thing

not to be a communist but the problem with a wealth tax is it doesn't change the trajectory of wealth distribution

-sorry can you say your name again

the point of this isn't that Elon is getting Tolkien wrong

it's a real shame there aren't symbionese liberation army type groups operating in california anymore, because they would be kidnapping silicon valley guys

openai are disgusting freaks

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

you don't even go here

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same