huge reason these fail is because they always have a shirt and tie on

this is really the "american millennial song", but if we go global it's probably Crazy Frog

"In '99, Smash Mouth released ASTRO LOUNGE, their most iconic LP. Their undisputed masterpiece is 'All Star,' a song so catchy, most people say they're sick of it. But they shouldn't be, because it's prophecy. It was composed by an Xer, but it's the definitive Millennial Song. [lifts ax] Hey, Paul!"

I think it's the MV of Butterfly by Crazy Town

not being able to throw a 1-2, ok fine. not knowing what a punch even looks like. Deeply insane stuff.

lawful evil kyrsten sinema

I think we're gonna need that steel to build the greatest metallurgical research hub in the world

"dan harmon" sounds like a name one of the nine demon kings of hell would use

is Community worth watching in the way that Arrested Development is or in the way that Parks and Recreation is

Things you love to see: Union Berlin beat Mainz 3-1 which means Marie-Louise Eta is officially the first woman to lead a Bundesliga team to a victory in league play and in a European top level league @raecomm.bsky.social with the excellent commentary as usual

give us the uncensored Japanese version of Will Stancil or we will tear this whole thing down

People who don't use their turn signal have forgotten what it was like to be a child, and the inherent joy in pressing a button, turning a dial, or flipping a switch.

my in-laws are moving to an apparently shitty town in southern denmark so I'm checking out the local nightlife on google maps and this is the photo for a place called "Pizza Heaven"

sadly I'm posting from elon's pedo starlink internet

chocolate eclair for breakfast oh la la

no one talks about the LMT levels yet but as soon as it's legalised your bearded meth sommelier won't be able to shut up about them

trying out npc mode, what should my dialogue options be

anytime I read "MTG" on here I think it's about Solid Snake

Biden's hair wasn't that dark?

the money is going on shifting her between NHS departments for bullying colleagues and that birthday card incident

aside from everything else going on here, I don't even have any money

Big Food is rebranding ultra processed food right now, and none of you even care smdh

standard UK politics moment

you have to be materialist and think about real problems... but you also have to make wild promises about a largely unsolvable issue which aren't going to win over the target audience anyway

when you are a centrist party losing voters and the far right are winning it's because you're only at 90% Hitler

a lot of the left would've eaten shit on the domestic front to keep the Tories out, but Gaza just flipped a lot of people over to ask "what is the point of you?"

are nectarines one of those fruits that only taste nice where they are grown, like mango

The thing about Odysseus is, he’s from Boston. He wants to get back to his wicked hawt wife Penelope but he’s also dying for Dunkin coffee and a coupla glazed.

driving makes you psychotic part 25477

People will often say they think I am overreacting or exaggerating about the views of drivers, but no, people pretty regularly talk about wanting to run down kids with their cars. I have a whole collection of Facebook screenshots from just my town.

this is easily defeated by starting every call by putting your hand in front of your face

my robot pet that definitely cannot lie is telling me it did not behead the cat

actually that's a load bearing vinyl wrap

every EDC guy: This is the Fighting Systems Karambit, foldable, cerakote finish, I use this every day for opening packages, boxes, all sorts of things, like opening amazon packages

Trump has managed to raise oil prices and beef prices and this point where the two lines converge is called "the gasburger war"

wonderful things are happening at Auto China 2026

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

antisemitism seems like entirely the wrong heuristic to understand anything in 2026 by, either that or it explains everything

I'm going to defend The Sun from antisemitism accusations because the Slimer slur is not often used to attack Jews

Requiem for a Dream is one of the worst movies I've ever seen

my unpopular opinion is the colours in the stills of The Odyssey perfectly express what being in the Mediterranean/Aegean is often like

in Peter Benchley's Jaws, Brody finds out Hooper has fucked his wife by baiting him into saying he fucked Daisy Wicker as an alibi, but Daisy Wicker is a *lesbian*

Feliz Cinco de Mayo Nigella