An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

chicago. 60 degrees. walking to a bar eating a hotdog to hang out with the homies. nothing better than this

no innocents in jenin, no innocents in gaza, no innocents anywhere in iran, no innocents in southern lebanon. none too in yemen. none in syria. vanishingly few innocents in qatar. a worrying shortage of innocents in greek, maltese, and tunisian territorial waters

strong likelihood the 2 minute video montage presidential briefing is also AI

the big social democratic beasts of Europe are killing their parties by deciding to stand for nothing. The second you agree with the premise that "immigration is a problem" you might win one election but you've lost the next decade to the right

do you think I have enough time to train and qualify as a container ship pilot so I can jam one sideways in the suez the day after the strait of hormuz is opened

many people might not know this, but in iran, unlike america, it's considered extremely impolite to murder a bunch of innocent school children.

bet on polymarket that within Trump's term *ICE will be doing air traffic control *there will be another 9/11

Where We Go One Wegovy

heckin doggo corpus going strong

"to install this update, you'll need to free up more storage space" i dont think i will

Russian terrorists have just hit the UNESCO World Heritage site in central Lviv. They struck an administrative building in Ternopil. There are explosions in Vinnytsia.

CCH Pounder is such a beautiful name for a little girl

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it's actually *very rude* to make me admit I voted for the demented pedophile currently destroying the global economy, twice

Sending this to all my PhD students, winning advisor of the year award (it was a mistake)

> 17,400 businesses raided by UK ICE > car wash owner raided every three months, despite no illegal workers being found. > based on anonymous online tip-offs > former ICE officer says it’s often “competitors within the local area” filling out the forms www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

The concept of “the family computer” needs a return for a lot of people

I'd be so basic if I was rich enough to own art, like here's my collection of Edward Hoppers, next to my Hiroshige prints and Max Beckmanns

sicario 2 day of the ballbaggo

once I was hungover and saw a jagermeister logo backwards and thought it was nazi runes

the london system has its haters but it's a nice way to learn to patiently construct a versatile attack on both king side or queen side

castles in the sky disproves this

At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run.

accidentally sexting the aunt's 75th birthday group chat

put a chicken on to roast for someone then had to go home and eat pasta last night

I know a perfect defence for this type of attack on a birthday haver

eyup lovely's back

before you get to record it happening on your phone you will see it crop up in search suggestions

Da share zone is still doing that bit, huh?

just once I want to put a gun on the table and tell someone "you know what to do" then leave, hearing the gunshot as they shoot their balls off

most people are never this nice to me

Wake up, it’s Seattle Sounders game day.

*1950s new york taxi driver turns round and pointing to a newspaper -hey mac, you know about this?

Israeli Defense Minister Katz stated that the border villages in southern Lebanon will be transformed into zones similar to Beit Hanoun and Rafah in Gaza.

no one knows who this guy is

Sports people have the Saudi sovereign wealth fund and actors have JKR

no irony in memeing your smug dad brain into thinking "not liking chemistry at school" is what turns adults into conspiracy loons

cathedrals everywhere

open the schools

Man pointing at himself in the mirror

kevin smith is just what you get if a nice guy who is into movies is allowed to be a director

It's the second day of Spring and 13 degrees C in London and people have lost their entire minds. I have seen girls wearing sandals. So many vest tops. Multiple men in shorts. I hope you all brought layers!!!!!!!!

Trump: We don't need the Strait of Hormuz.