the CK hagiography is underpinned by hush money, because a straight minor celeb touring the dumbest colleges in America is about the most guaranteed casual sex setup imaginable

"suspected" is crazy

started listening to an audiobook about witches and one of the quotes at the beginning was JK Rowling and it was like a jumpscare. Can't listen to it now.

If you've ever thought to yourself "I'm sick of cooking. I wish there was human dog food I could eat..." Then I cannot suggest Textured Vegetable Protein to you enough. Boil water in microwave, pour it on, and you're good to go in 5 minutes. Add some frozen veggies and you have pure Nutrition Slop.

I think a better leftist political lesson is that the world was only able to tackle huge problems like fascism by putting aside markets and competition and just cooperating.

Florida true crime victims are always "a big part of her community, Kellynne had just qualified as a licensed debt collections agent, she was going places!"

*jordan peterson voice and though I'd put on Bluey, my 1yr old found the shortcut I did not know existed to go straight back to Teletubbies with such force it startled me. This tiny infant had the true nietzschean will to power, and I sat in awe of her defiance *starts crying

post your collection of unused cigarette lighters

if there was a God things wouldn't pull over things out of pockets

got up and ate a big block of cheddar at 2am and watched a bit of The Hobbit till I fell asleep again

don't understand american culture and didn't realise that religious conservatives who love guns and the military are part of gay woke trans coastal elites

just kicked someone's front door in legally

Way too many pundits who should know better accepting the far rights framing of Kirk as a moderate. He was a self-identified Christian nationalist who described the fight against democrats as spiritual warfare. Good piece on his political/religious transformation here www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

surprised by this, I was expecting a heartfelt celebration of his death

very Trump to use up all the assassination luck and leave Charlie Kirk with the Olympic shooter

For the (bluesky) record, because German media will not publish his full name, the teuton PoS is Daniel Graetz from Munich 🤬

narcissist signs to look out for 1. Entitled, arrogant 2. Makes a big deal over small things (perceived disrespect, exact property boundaries) 3. Claims ownership of things (your work, the cat that comes into your house) 4. Manipulates others against me (my wife, police)

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there's really nothing Israel could do that would be a red line for its supporters

annoying thing is GPT will become the accepted style and if you don't write like that you will be considered uneducated

being over 30 at a rave

Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks gofund.me/f98a820ca

woman on the tube the other night with a massive, free roaming pitbull. shouting at people who'd moved to the far ends of the carriage that he was completely harmless

the idea that electoral defeat is a huge blow after an extremely destructive period of getting everything they want is a misunderstanding of the right

"Spartan", "Gilded", "the sound of rain", lyrics to songs from the 1930s, perverse jasmine perfume in antique Victorian bottles? Someone needs to wrestle the Donna Tartt and Didion from these young women's underweight hands

easier question for white men but how far would you go back in time to get better wages, housing and jobs, while still retaining as many social/technological advances? It's probably 1994, possibly 1997 is that Nokia 3310 is important to you

it's 1988 Jon, there's no wifi

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

all the 🎵 small things 🎵

it's funny how you could legally homeschool your child to just be an expert in Frasier or something

TIL the Chinese slang PUA, which means destroying someone's sense of self-worth through emotional manipulation and abuse for the purpose of controlling someone's behaviour, came from the English word "Pick-up Artist". So I guess that's how much people (rightfully) don't like pick-up artists.

Garfield loves lasagne, yes, but does Garfield also love washing up the lasagne dish? No I don't think he does

Placing a single banana on an ape’s grave

is this the same silicon valley right who did everything to stop California getting high speed rail

come to x for great discourse

what the hell

Ok, I've been unemployed/underemployed for 3 months now and I'm not too proud to beg if it's for my daughter's benefit. Thanks gofund.me/f98a820ca

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

oh the international break, excuse me while I kill myself

I love that there's a genre on youtube just called "I bought too many guns and my wife left me"

new Sumerian myth just dropped, Iškarheads losing their minds rn

me doing a bit in the replies: this is so good guys replying with their versions: I feel sick

thanks but I needed 19 Ralph the dog ideas now my moodboard is basically ruined

lot of naysayers and doom-mongers out there but no one is talking up the near 100% eradication of rainbow parties by effective policing

new Sumerian myth just dropped, Iškarheads losing their minds rn

show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders