this is what all those Mormon wives look like to me

Nation in Middle East enters Winter Olympics

physiognamy of a man who can play 897 games of professional football

actually they just tortured him for being a french yoga teacher (sex criminal)

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

perfect partner attribute is don't ask me any questions or ideally say anything to me when I come home until I've taken my coat off/put stuff down "Why are you covered in mud?" no, let me acclimatise first

I hear your post was picked up by the Discover feed, father!

they really didn't stop to think if they should

I feel like this guy is asking me why it costs £50 to put up a shelf

*looking at my bitcoin holdings -no valentine's day again this year babe

"grandma" (derogatory)

I'm not in the Epstein Files, but I wish I was. Here's why: -by Thomas Chatterton-Williams

josef fritzl

i'm not interested in debating bbq vs grilling or how to cook chicken thighs or anything like that. i'm solely curious about what position someone else could have taken that caused the contrarian synapses that rule her brain to fire off "barbecue is really easy, actually"

This is Iraq War style propaganda: They make the face of a well-researched, (near) academic consensus, that isn't egregiously controversial among experts on the subject... and make the face of it a famous but uncredentialed young woman so they can pretend it's vacuous and naive.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention

watching elite consensus-makers egg each other on in seeing who is willing to put their name on the "pedophilia isnt that bad actually" article is so cool. that used to happen in private smoke-filled parlors! now it happens in substack comments sections. that's digital democracy in action

JD Vance is addicted to cosmetic surgery and the "body positivity" movement thinks this is a joke?

What happened to JD Vance? He was everywhere doing everything for a while and now he just makes indignant posts online

Confirmed

From the makers of “Big Mouth” Billy Bass, here comes “Huge Tits” Tracey Trout, a trout with massive boobs

back the white

Brain-poisoned wealth obsessed freaks love saying shit like "You're so jealous I get to travel the entire world on a private jet and party all the time." And then cannot comprehend it if you say "I don't really like planes and I prefer staying home." They don't understand not wanting money.

this interview with the charli xcx film director up there with some of the most embarrassing shit i've ever heard

every time i'm tempted to share AI content, even to mock it, I'm reminded of the human cost of the content moderation it's built on www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

making a thermos of hot coffee for outside work then realising you left it on the counter 10 mins into your journey is goated if disappointment is the vibe

this is very funny

put it in the Louvre

if we didn't have AI we could all afford to play cool games

she keeps asking me this and I keep saying

elvis never went on sesame st because he was racist

waiting for mandelson to release a christmas video talking to camera in a carolina accent saying "admit it, you missed me"

losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme

the cavemen burning their bird meat because 'hurt belly poo like waterfall' had a more sophisticated understanding of food hygiene than much of modern man

He's just the convenient sacrificial lamb

realising who IslandEpster in my WoW guild was -oh shit oh fuck

Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious

i've done it. i watched every video on youtube where an old guy in a ratty t-shirt explains his backyard homestead solar setup in excruciating detail. there were 274 in total. the tennessee valley authority now owes me a 1.5 acre allotment, a dozen used 200w panels, and a microinverter

the reason Mandelson gets the job is fundraising from billionaires, and the Corbyn project was about getting away from billionaires. It was obvious why then, it's even more obvious now.

remember when the main thing people were mad about was lady ghostbusters

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

just heard some Norwegian royal hanger-on failson is being tried for rape and look at this mf

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

Media coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza. We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...