posted what will (hopefully) be the live version of my next video on my patreon page. unless anyone finds a major mistake in it! minor mistakes are okay. those are fun

Therapist who can spawn in your location when you get in a fight

Paid a shaman on fb marketplace to trap a vengeful spirit inside Keir Starmer’s glasses

this is something you just have to live with if you are even barely well-known online; people make up elaborate stories about you in their heads. it will always happen and you cannot give a shit about it, only stomp on it if they try to spread these weird tales to anybody you actually know.

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Starting to feel like Halloween season now

Kojima made death stranding 2 for the mums and I won’t hear otherwise

I feel so bad for Shaun whenever he has to wake me up early in the mornings because I’m like

The motherhood in death stranding 2 is the coolest thing I have ever seen in a video game. Psychic pregnant midwives with weapons!!!!!!

I’m sure it’s fine to put a decal of your coworker on your car

BRRRRRR 🥶

When a toxic person can no longer control you, they will try to control the weaker and more pathetic version of you in an alternate timeline

I love talking to dogs like my dad

She’s locked in for the mailman game

Chibi crew of the Enterprise from Uchusen Magazine Vol. 47, 1989. SD Tasha is great and it's funny seeing early clean-shaven Will.

“Tarman has been monitoring the tar currents” a likely thing for tarman to be doing

Just found a shadow wife (rare)

seeing so many people being doxxed and targeted is giving me Gamergate flashbacks when weirdo channers tried to hire a private investigator on my family, called the hospital I was having a major surgery at to find out what room I was in (and then posted it on X) Editing my family members into CSAM.

Oh how I love to be a woman

Same guy who claimed that the woman who was mowed down by a car at the Charlottesville protest died of a heart attack because she was “fat” btw

I respect the authority of the teenagers who tell your kids whether or not they can go down the water slide yet more than I do police officers

Can I see who the waffle balls belong to Or…

very shortly after she said this she was indeed flabbergasted, however. the gods punishing hubris

You cannot rest now, there are stacked gingers nearby

🌺

Every other X post is just this now

I love kissing her cheeks

Seeing this in real life in my reality outside of the computer was quite jarring ngl

Leaf!!!

Throw me back in the ocean 🧜🏻‍♀️

I wanted to prank Shaun so I said “There’s a full moon outside!” from the other room, I turned around with my ass out to see if he had walked in the room yet and he had shuffled in backwards with his trousers down as well without even seeing me, so we were just mooning each other in silence.

Him: what are you thinking about Me: nothing really My brain:

an early version of my new vid is up for my backers on patreon (link in bio). it is 4 hours long 😱

Maybe you could have a quick go on his head with the ultrasound wand while he’s there, somethings not right

When I tell you rich people are the same whether they are conservative or claiming to be leftist, I am Not Joking

This is the worst thing I’ve ever said to someone but if you were in chicken run they never would have made it out of that coop

Not sure exactly how the like system works in death stranding 2 I just slam it a million times when available (especially for tarman)

fascism is anti-life, not just for the victims of fascism, but for the fascists themselves. they don't want to reach their promised utopia, they want to die in pursuit of it

Rain rain rain ☔️ I’m so happy

Medieval era dog names really tickle me

Perched on my gaming stoop

Sorry can’t come tonight I’m liking other players piss mushrooms in death stranding 2

Incredible things are happening in the Scottish woods rn

Let’s go home~ #warcraft

The amount of QT pregnant ladies in this game is so cool

Fired as a porter because I uploaded 500GB of Mr Beast videos to the chiral network

Me in the process of inventing light ❤️

Master of Sims