r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

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It means a lot to me that in the book the martians have to assemble their own equipment like ikea furniture

Nyx one of my younger babies and Nefertari

Starting a huge political argument in the 2005 War of the Worlds people cage

Growing up in Scotland with The Simpsons and Recess as my only reference point for American culture made me think Sloppy Joes were a daily cuisine there

watched the UK version of 'last one laughing' and i have very strong opinions about it

I knew Mortimer had taste already but

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Peeking!

I want a perfume that smells like Weetos

Of mine? Probably this dumb comic. I don't really like writing dialogue, and this is just a pure visual joke that I like a lot.

The descent doesn’t count because I read it like once a year anyway

Ethan in Resident Evil 7 is a better person than me because I would have left Mia in that house the second she called her captor Daddy

Life imitates art

Definitely just woke up everyone in the building laughing at this

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Sometimes you just have to sit at your fuckass fairy table and think about things

didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles

All my spiders in a row :^)

In hell they make you try to read newspaper articles on your phone forever

She has no idea I’m going to nurture the fuck out of her

hello Boba eyes

You know the historical figure is special when they have to deploy the Actually it’s not Gay Wikipedia editors

I'll be taking part in the Twitch Pride Guild's #TogetherForPride Raid Train this year! I'll be going live at around 10am BST on Sunday 7th June. Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I’m forcing Shaun to watch the best documentary ever made (Fetishes by Nick Broomfield)

Ginger baby with the eyebrowsssee

janeway gets so much flak for killing tuvix but i never see people talking about her deleting that irish bartender's wife

New baby chose the most logical place to watch me from

Say what you will about the pervert in 10 Cloverfield Lane but the bunker was impressive. He had DvDs and everything

I bought another spider

She scratches herself like a dog 😭

Just a girl…sitting on her log…

Luring sailors pose

My name is gween

It was too hot for a fully opaque top today

Biblically accurate angel

Go back to the swamp, lizard.

my son was holding Nefertiti 1 inch from the phone on a video call like that meme of the hamster

Frizz halo 😇

Japanese duo Capsule already made all the music worth making

So much green!

Cutie mark

Her (2013)

An excellent video you can share when people say the Neil Gaiman allegations were debunked youtu.be/3FQ8v1FwR7A?...

I want to grab her and kiss her but she’s the size of a baked bean

Watching kpop girl group live performances when they have a male fan base is like trying to watch dancing fruits with 40 men dying loudly in the background