Doing this thing where I dream during the day, I’m calling it daydreaming™

I love watching people fall in love

Was watching a nature documentary today and the narrator described cuckoo chicks as “con artists” with the vehemence of a prosecuting attorney

Another day in solitary confinement weeeeeeeeeee

Decided my jeans needed a pastel dragon on the ass cheek and I’m making it happen

Couchbound, cozy afflicted

He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

I died a few times in a video game Gemma was showing me and she pulled up the basic control menu and said “can you read this please” lol

Made a little Stardew Valley autumn themed handbag :)

The Yakutia videos on YouTube have me in a chokehold

I’m not one of those people who can still be angry at the same person for years because if we haven’t spoken in 6 months my brain deletes all related memories and emotions of you to clear up storage for Morrowind Facts.

Had a dream that my entire life was falling apart but I had somehow built a robot Palpatine that was following me around while everyone in my life cut ties with me

Lily Allen exposing David Harbour as a weirdo gooner is hilarious but it’s even more funny he thought he could date a famous woman and somehow get away with that behavior without it getting out??

“Sam have you noticed anything unusual about Charlie” well he is a talking mannequin you introduced me to 2 weeks ago so let’s begin there

Therapist told me as I was leaving her office to keep on having my dreams

🐸

Hades 2 continuing the trend of me neverrrr being allowed to romance anyone I actually want to romance in video games, ceremonially started when I was a teenager and found out Legion from ME2 couldn’t be my boyfriend.

When I say I think about this outfit once a week at least I’m not joking

I fear I’m becoming addicted to Road to Empress

Today on Things I can’t wear outside of the house

Going back in time and playing the intro to Around the world to a medieval peasant so that we get euro beats invented faster

The stone woman in hades 2 is legally married to me, STOP talking to her

Want to play mermaids?

Fireworks and auto flushing toilets were invented to mess with my CPTSD specifically sorry about that

Thinking about my Playstation

The dailymail has discovered that women don’t look like 6 year olds forever

Got scared/paranoid when I saw MY personal truck in death stranding 2 has 400 likes until I remembered anyone can get it out of the garage

2 circles which could be anything really

i met the woman i love! hello @h1twom4n.bsky.social ❤️

Good morning ✨

Sheep!

Last night we saw a bunch of little boys jumping on a trampoline they had set up in a field full of sheep.

They said “Hello Ash”

Waow

I need to stop purposely antagonizing people on X probably for my own safety but it makes me shiver with pleasure

The dollman backstory :(

Sam, this is Shitman. We have lost contact with east lakeside fort knot, our only hope now lies with north east fort knot, which is south of east lakeside fort knot.

I saw the spider in hades 2 and at first glance knew she was my wife

This woman keeps appearing in my nightmares

Going on a little holiday with Shaun next week which for us always means splashing around in a pool like toddlers :)

JK Rowling’s favorite word since the 90’s has been poverty despite the fact she was raised upper middle class and was broke for a short while following her divorce like most people. This farce is especially disgusting considering she could spotlight UK poverty issues and DOESN’T

Chronos waiting on his rock in hades 2 while I rummage through my trinket box instead of talking to him

Would die for the milf witch

Whewwww

The scrolls have foreseen spaghetti tonight

As an adult I go through several months a year where I remember I can make spaghetti whenever I want until I get sick of it

This is his best work yet and that is saying something, 4 hours!! Well done Shaun 💕