Below Deck Down Under is a pretty neat show

Husbands watching Pillion now streaming on HBO Max:

Happy Father’s Day to the chair daddies

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If I were a teacher and hungover I would definitely make the class watch a how it’s made marathon

A little more work on this one for my gay rodeo release in August.

Sauvignon blanc. A tu lado.

watching How it’s Made and tickling my beans

Happy Pride

Yo. Girth check.

Saw a bumper sticker that said “Get off my ass I roll back” and I need to get one that says “Get off my roll I eat ass.”

I’m putting together a team

Pimple by my lip is getting worse … cock sucking appointment CANCELLED.

Your husband, the dying air conditioner from The Brave Little Toaster, who constantly cheats on you: HOnEY mY PoCkETs aRE fulL Of goOD hEALthY tOAd sCrAPs fROm ThAT oLD TAiliNGs POnd i nEEd yOU tO caRry tHe LUncH stINkiEs

All stars on, feet up, hand in my waistband #yep #imgay

Reflecting Pool douching for DC Pride weekend iktr

Make a movie of this one please

Every day is Friday in Modelland

Filet minion

good morning

me stealing the Shrek 4D glasses at universal studios:

Yeah I’ve got my Bsky license

The campground next to the cookout in Pillion:

the hydrogen peroxide has lifted the blue paint up off the bottom of the reflecting pool 😭

Millennial gay guys are so lucky to have Colin Farrell

Have you tried releasing your wiggle

🫦 John Early’s mustache 🫦

gm

Y’all mind if I drive directly into a thunderstorm

Bluesky candid

I would like to personally congratulate all of the handsome men for posting stunning photos of themselves today. Great job, everyone.

I kinda feel like her today

Daveigh Chase 🤍 (1990-2026)

No one in the office told me there are two gallon jugs of cold brew in the break room fridge

Rihanna writing “Friend of Mine” (2025):

this summer’s hottest trend is fitted sheet as blanket

I’ve got a hunger, twisting my stomach into knots

Enjoying oomf’s bits

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

The Discourse reminded me that I still haven’t tried Meg’s dill pickle flamin hots.

Still waiting for this to hit the criterion collection

just looked at a clock to check the time instead of using my phone

good morning