heggseth's weird podcast rant (delivered to 800 generals and admirals for some reason) is just another sign of how this is a tv presidency. they don't really know how to do policy. their instinct is theater. encounter a problem? put on a spectacle

Being a silly guy is a form of rebellion btw

This feels like Eurosummer

My grandpa acted just like this two days before he died ❤️

Whats going on with mymilitary

good morning and good day

Good morning to Jonathan Bailey’s feet

Two almond joy cookies for dessert

Walker, Texas Low Hangers

Me and my girls are Beautiful, fly, hot, and sexy

This feels like Eurosummer

They should make eight hour shifts that last four hours

PTA was already in the straggot hall of fame for giving us the Julianne Moore pharmacy breakdown in MAGNOLIA (1999) but releasing the best movie of the year with characters canonically named Perfidia Beverly Hills and Junglepussy has elevated him to the Straggot Throne

Ariana Grande stuns in a bubble

It is actually peak absurdity that we still have people arguing that voters should bend to the positions of their political representatives instead of the other way around.

gm

Hey bro just wanted to say that you turn me on I’m a radio

gay guy Sunday

just saw a 6’10” man in the bookstore ok jacob elordi

I hope after all of this is done we can finally and once-and-for-all ban giant souped up raised pickups the size of monster trucks

This is the beginning of the zest of your lime.

Sprout head son or teacup rabbit daughter

“Close friends saw it first” and it’s a picture of a salad

And It feels so good to know I don't know what I'm doing

This and a Sunday morning run ❤️‍🔥

Finished it and I definitely feel like I need to eat yogurt with a venus razor (complimentary)

Just out of One Battle After Another on the big screen and I’m levitating. It’s an electric, righteous, fiery, and darkly funny mediation on contemporary America. It’s one we’re gonna argue about. It’s Incredible. See this one as BIG as you can.

Auteur daddy you’ve done it again.

Just got out of One Battle After Another.

i’m putting together a team.

This goes out to all my croomfs (oomfs I have a crush on)

Not my stupid ass thinking the test sample was squirting 😭

Al Pacino discussing a film role in 1995:

War-ravaged Portland

The USPS Next Generation Delivery Vehicle is sooo cunty

“I should rewatch The Leftovers, seems pretty relevant right now.” The relevancy:

He alpha my arbutin til I 2% + HA

I’ve determined that this is an executive business woman and her tall gay assistant

Seated for the new Toni Collette vehicle

Utica’s boyfriend 😳 I gulped

gay guy friday

Puss Puss

I’m overwhelmed.

🚨New Cate Le Bon🚨

Ohhhh Godchelle Jordan. I am ascending!

I’m so gay that the moment it starts lightning and thundering I get Knock On Wood stuck in my head

Mad Libs-ass headline

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Gm

goodnight