Madonna 🤝 Salem the Cat “Bring it Sabrina”

Who up Bring Your’ing they Love

All new special

When I got to the Patti LuPony episodes of “Kevin”:

Guess I’ll get ready for work

“Don’t Look Back” oh I’m looking at that back

a bird in the hand is worth a drag queen in the bush

she's kind of like her own mrs. hatt in a way...

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Just saw a pregnant lady vaping

Twee Twee Megatwotwo

LBJ would be rolling in his grave and Jumbo, his penis, would be going thwop thwop thwop thwop against the sides of his coffin

“Just gotta get over the hump,” they say

I think I'm gonna die in this house

Patti LuPony

Picked up my prescription and the kind, hot pharmacist was working so yeah I forgot my address for a second

How it feels to keep posting

Mike White: hey bestie want to be in my show? Laura Dern:

I think this might be the worst meme I’ve ever seen

Gm

SO 👏 VI 👏 ET 👏 TWINKS 👏

The first reply is “their” oh that’s not -

Monday so awful I left work early due to a mild panic attack

Andromeda’s a big wide open galaxy

Sam Levinson don’t do that challenge—oh he failed again

Can you watch him while I go smoke

We’re just innocent men

Raw, next question

Andromeda’s a big wide open galaxy

Yuppppp

One thing about me: I’m gonna listen to Emmylou

Femboy Bu$$y Inspector

“Some men should not have mustaches but all mustaches should be ridden” - Oscar Wilde

i haven’t been the same since my thumb hit 🙂‍↕️

Drinking my coffee, minding my biz

breakfast burrito ordenings are neow

mavis beacon like....that's mother right there

OKAYYYY

😭

Theater marquee now showing: THE STRANGER THE CHRISTOPHERS THE DRAMA I said oh honey that sounds like my Saturday night.

Me: edible not working 10 minutes later:

Were New Yorkers pissed when Subway restaurants came out

Eating pizza and watching baseball

Life-changing ass

is it heaven or las penis

Maybe we’ll meet at a bar, he’ll drive a funky car

That one clip of the girl staring and singing along to Britney on Oprah but it’s me and it’s Janet performing this:

Nevertheless, she perspired