fagocious agenda

Me eating a blooming onion:

Yeah I know I look horrible.

I just heard back from the reporter, and I am genuinely speechless. Is “we don’t care” the business model?

Climate change:

Despite the US centricity I can come off at times, please believe that I'm constantly overload with political shit from like all the continents.

a single bloomf who skeets too hard, loves her oomfies and never stops

I'm sorry, but I simply do not believe that the United States is under the indirect control of an infinitely smaller polity led by an ethnicity that the leadership of the United States is wildly racist against in the general.

I'm low-key khia as fuck rn.

went blind taking these but it was worth it

I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FAR SHE HAS FALLEN OMFG

Clueless supportive straight guy: yeah I love the fudge women.

going to the grocery store in sweatpants and no makeup to get brownies

Migos:

why the hell would i use DLSS5 when i could literally just do this instead

Trans people existing is more important than eating at chili's or watching Harry Potter on HBO. I have no problem throwing all these companies in the dustbin

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

I don't want to be presumptive, but I feel that some of you are just taking the AI excuses angle to convince people to go back to the childhood education that you had as some sort of wisdom.

one of the clearest examples of how the source material deserves so much more credit than it's given. Ed and Steve gave them billions of dollars in stories, tone, and aesthetics to use and it worked. And then when Disney had to figure out what to do next on their own it instantly turned to slop

I need more dutch gay oomfs.

when bigots say shit like "mass transition regret is inevitable" what they mean is that their goal is to make society so hostile to trans people that trans people decide to go back into the closet. thats why a bunch of terfs got all depressed when trans didn't go away after that supreme court ruling

Bringing back the pandering 📸

what if i love purplewooper AND laurel yanny?? what then?? i wish they would just get along 😔 #notokay

Hot take but none of you guys were for Twin Peaks: The Return the way I was.

No pinches for me 💚🍀

@MARINA @charlixcx rerelease just desserts you cowards!!!!!

gonna start exercising again take that winter depression sesh

Bruh me too the fuck

Tears are now… Motherly Rae Jepsaleena 🧡💜

The water here is so beautiful

The words “Britpop Demon Hunters” appeared in my head and I’m feeling queasy

Do I have any Scottish oomfs here? Need you to beat up that Nazi twink in your country.

Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

her joy is an act of resistance

Cause baby now we got Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup!

Ant hasn't been replying to my posts for a while now I'm getting scared... #weloveant #badblood

imagining the meeting where someone was like goal number one is to find a trendier, more whimsical term for attempted murder

Just signed an email with a four-leaf clover emoji

I'm headlining Quanglapalooza 2026...