Me showing the aliens Any Minute Now and Nite Versions:

Maybe I need to revisit RAVE:N.

Can you believe it's only 1pm?

Need oomfs to be gossiping over the insanity that was Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes' divorce.

How it sounds when I argue about Rock Music with oomfs.

when i was 14 and chose my phone number because it ended in 69

@theranos.top ATProto-based Grindr.

I think if you're saying "atproto doesn't need a ____" then you're missing the point. Let people build the things they want to see in the ecosystem that they, themselves, will use. We don't need ten things shaped the exact same way, we need every type of shape.

You see this kinda stuff and then you realize there's a reason why only Rockstar can do the type of parody that they do.

Concerning!

Sad to hear that Jair Bolsonaro and Jordan Peterson gave each other different mutated hantavirus strains until they both exploded. RIP kings. They're doing bong hit fecal transplants in heaven now

can't believe they'd do this

I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied?

I do yoga and Pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysic's shit is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied

I'm drinking a soy latte I get a double shot-e It goes right through my body And you know I'm satisfied I drive my Mini Cooper And I'm feeling super-duper Yo, they tell I'm a trooper And you know I'm satisfied

Miley Cyrus if she was haunted by Ice Spice in 2013:

And if I say the movie wasn't that good...

They're just straight up calling autism a social contagion now. Exactly the same thing they did to trans people.

I think we moved on too quickly from this.

this is the funniest reason i've lost a job and i lost a job because i told my boss he needed to stop being a bitch and declined a meeting with him www.businessinsider.com/an-adtech-em...

What say you, Bottom?

The way this is still randomly her best shot music video.

if you like this energy i strongly recommend this video essay about the difficulties of the textile business that it comes from www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_d...

That dick:

Quang Friday is in stores tomorrow, give it up for Quang Friday!

I am training to become a lesbian the difficulty level is pretty high I am 99% gay and 1% synesthesia

I’m really Quanging my head

Good morning everyone, how are you all doing? Hope you have a wonderful day 💕

Just found @yaggotry.bsky.social's secret AOTY account.

Italian Trade be like

I so pale.

It's..........Jamie Vardy's account.

Just did some real life Mirror's Edge (had to borrow my neighbor's balcony to climb into my own because I forgot my keys)

Always take your pants off when painting is a lesson I learned the hard way

I wasn't going to participate in the whole #GoT15 thing, cuz... well, I don't work for HBO anymore (haha) but I owe the show and its fans so much, I thought I'd post a bit about the first episode I wrote - 104: 'Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things'... which premiered 15 years ago today... (cont)

It’s so weird

related: I am absolutely judgmental about people who buy designer cats. there are so many sweethearts who need homes!! if you have your heart set on a specific type of cat, there are often rescue networks. but personally my type of cat is: cat

As part of my return to BSky, I'm now sponsored by Bar-De-Luc #notanad #broke

I wish people could understand. I once had a client accept a guilty plea - when I had absolute evidence he had not committed the crime - because they were going to make him sit in jail until trial.

Coming back really did make me realize how grateful I am that I have a community of friends and beloveds that have supported and uplifted me for the past year. Love y'all and I hope to be always able to meet you all.

Listening to good music really reminds you how bad bad music is.

Fuck Johnny Greenwood and Thom Yorke but goddamn they did something here.