Is my cohort (NY guys) ok?

Middle child refers to peeing in their diaper overnight upon waking up as “having Grinch butt” after repeated viewings of the Jim Carrey Grinch film.

New Susan Collins just dropped

Gotta feel for the NYC dogs out there taking white chocolate and macadamia nut Powerbar-looking shits in this weather. Yes, you’re a good boy. Yes you have a very diverse diet, I can tell!

I saw Nancy taking revenge on Sid

Apologizing to donors for attending Mamdani’s inauguration

Deserves a quiet day

Ended the year by peeing on a closed toilet seat in the dark!

No, I read comics

I was told they had pitched a “Big Pete goes to college” show to MTV, but MTV passed. Never saw any pitch materials so I don’t know how developed it was. Not sure if the haircut helped or hurt!

I forgot to mention to OP, I had done a little New Year’s Eve thing with Mark Weiner the year before. Lori Beth and I bonded that second NYE. I think that’s the time we got a bucket of ice from the hotel ice machine and just sat throwing ice cubes in the swimming pool www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaqD...

Nickelodeon had canceled the show and we had shot our last episode of P&P just a few weeks before. Shooting the final episode “Saturday” was hectic as each character basically had their own plot and didn’t converge much until the end. So we had 2 units with 2 cameras shooting different locations….

They’re about to find the leprechaun that Eric Adams has been holding captive this whole time, only half-eaten.

Ride Flat or Die

Call it mans rea

Call it mans rea

…what’s your nation?

One must imagine Sisyphus idle

I refuse to accept the notion that AI is progress. It is the indifferent, callous rape and pillage of over an entire century of craftsmanship and grueling labor by a privileged few. Who then deny it. Normalize it. Force you to accept it. Profit off it. Call it progress. I refuse. It disgusts me.

Very surprised the doula doesn’t want to work with us again after I insisted on playing Dragon Ball Z during the hardest parts of labor for my wife

until we teach the robot to suffer, it cannot make art! and i’ve seen enough movies to know that we should not attempt to teach the robot to suffer.

Tim Burton’s Voiceover Booth, or, The Re-Animated Corpse of Chairy

I am trying to figure out what part of New England that Ms. Rachel is from by how she pronounces “crayon” as “cran” - any guesses?

Marxism and Christianity have two things in common: 1) Feed the people 2) Rich people suck That’s good enough for me

"This browser version is no longer supported. Please upgrade to a supported browser" how am I reading this message then? checkmate

Birds of a feather

Airline cutlery review: new United spoon. Oddly heavy and too square in the front, like those shoes someone got in their 20s. I don’t even work for the airline and I’m concerned about the additional fuel cost for these heavy spoons. I guess the flat front could be good for desserts.

2nd Avenue, Manhattan

My “not involved in war crimes” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Chris Christian Nationalists

Proud of the kids this thanksgiving weekend. 9 year old is eating broccoli soup and lotus root, 3 year old is saying “I don’t love it” when they dislike something, and the 1 year old is picking up their feet to help me put on their pants. Coincidentally my first thanksgiving without any turkey.

A million sentimental parlays for Jameis Winston Run TD Pass TD Receiving TD just gained relevance.

Dumb and Dumber, but with Jeff Goldblum instead of Jeff Bridges

Two can play at that, fake tv brother!

Bangor, Maine

Today I learned that there is a museum of ham in Madrid. Upon closer inspection, it turns out that I am older than the Ham Museum (cured 1978)

my birthday is later this week and honestly i am having such a Bad Time that i am just gonna ignore it this year but a nice gift would be to donate to the astoria food pantry: givebutter.com/AFP2025

New York City has been taken over by giant cats. Some recent changes I’m noticing, I’m not saying I like them, are these giant litter boxes popping up on the corners. Just saying if they keep them clean it’s ok. If the city fails to clean them you can bet I’ll be complaining to my councilmember.

Past meets present

Things an Edgar Allan Poe themed restaurant enthusiast would say

I can understand why Ween emerged from New Hope, but not from this specific spot!

Lambertville, NJ

Surrounded by very proud clouds this morning. Add that to the super moon I was greeted by and it’s a good Sky Day today.

Arkansas Black, and you’ll never look back.

The leftist defeats Nazis. The liberal says “hey, we need the best rocket scientists we can find!” and “wow, those Brazilian blondes are beautiful!”

Good stripper name or Best Stripper Name?