Our fearless leader and host @timheidecker.bsky.social returns to Office Hours tomorrow FRIDAY 11/7 with special musical guest Andy Boay (1/2 of Tonstartssbandht) performing LIVE! Tune in at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/live/WMp5GbgtJOs

We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

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Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

hell yea

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

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84 year olds just don't randomly die like this

anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.

the biggest takeaway? Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! is the most important, influential cultural product of the century (so far)

This is a legitimately fantastic development, Tim! The @oncinema.bsky.social app looks and works great! I can't wait to use it to finally show all my friends the awesomeness that is On Cinema! 🙌🏼🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 #ItsMovieTime #FilmSky

This is a big fucking deal…

hey @jomboymedia.bsky.social we need a theatrical release for your coverage of the World Series.

The authoritarian nightmare. A regime with a massive security apparatus used for political purposes, completely unconstrained by the rule of law.

i despise blake trienen

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Watch On Cinema Season 14 Ep 6 for a rare three-reviewer 🍿 You can stream everything On Cinema right now with a Subscription to the HEI Network: www.heinetwork.tv/join-now/

“Two morons” is absolutely my favorite genre of comedy and that is why I am so pleased to have recently discovered the entire back catalog of “On Cinema.” Bless u, @timheidecker.bsky.social

Took a good hour to crawl through immigration at Logan Airport today thanks to only 3 counters being open. Thanks Trump! And then at baggage claim my bag was just sitting on the ground open, while DHS guys were looking through luggage for… drugs?

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Host New Heidecker and returning guest Expert Gregg Turkington do something a little different on the latest episode of On Cinema as a tip of the hat to Old Hollywood... Plus, a rare third movie review and a big announcement about what is in store for On Cinema's future.

just bought a ticket to see @timheidecker.bsky.social, @vfa-expert.bsky.social and possibly others at ON CINEMA LIVE in pdx in april :)

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I think Southwest Airlines should revert its website to what they had in 1995

New tune from Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social - (I'm Proud of My) National Guard #indie #singersongwriter #comedy#music 🎧 timheidecker.bandcamp.com/track/im-pro...

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Are ‘Black Phone 2’ and ‘Blue Moon’ Five Baggers? How do these new fright-fests stack up with the classics? Plus, big things are afoot with father G Amato's estate and a brand-new advance in movie sorting technology has arrived from the VFA Labs in On Cinema Season 16 Ep 3 🍿

Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there

@laxairport.bsky.social please consider. i saw this piece of vile piece of trash on the tv today and it made me very sick to my stomach.

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

New baseball rule: after the 14th inning, no gloves.

I’m collecting cease fires … I just need 3 more to complete my set.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET. Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

Big Mike heads (bmhead) are losing their minds. Grok should sue Orkin as well as Sizzler. Justice for Mike

Mr. @timheidecker.bsky.social please cancel all future guest appearances of Gregg (FRAUD) Turkington and replace him with Big Mike. The People have spoken!

The best part of my week. @timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social @markproksch.bsky.social

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MAGA BLAKE BLOWS IT AGAIN

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️