MAGA BLAKE! BAD AT BASEBALL!!

They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

On Cinema Season 16 is coming to the HEI Network 10/1! All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 16 on its premiere. Join today with a Monthly Sub for access to Season 16 as it airs or become an Annual Sub for our best deal! Join the family: heinetwork.tv/join-now/

To our trans community: We know it’s been a long year, and that the news cycle and hateful attacks can take a toll. We feel it too. You are not alone. You are loved, you are seen, and we will never stop showing up for you.

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

A New Documentary! now on marionswish.com for paid members only

Sounds very boring

Today in the Chicago area ICE shot & killed someone and threw Kat Abughazaleh candidate for Congress, on the ground.

This has been very funny so far!

JUST ANNOUNCED! bigearsfestival.org/event/tim-he...

Have you signed up for Marion’s Wish yet? Each week we release a chunk of our long long long running disgusting and very stupid text thread that’s been going on for over 10 years! Make sure you subscribe to Marion’s Wish Deluxe or you won’t get the posts! Marionswish.com

he packed prisons full of people who got caught smoking a joint after a long day at work, i dont care what happens to this silverback ape

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Did you catch @timheidecker.bsky.social on WTF with @marcmaron.bsky.social? They talk about music and comedy, and much more. Listen up! lnk.to/bloodshotrec...

ASSHOLES!

That was the worst ending to a baseball game I’ve ever seen. Blake Trienen should quit the dodgers and join Trump at the Federal Department of Baseball. Trienen blows. #dodgers

The Treason Clause Article III, Section 3, Clause 1 of the U.S. Constitution states: "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.

Keep in mind that The Orange Turd Melon is referencing a conflict his government lost and left on the terms of their enemy...

Great satire of this week’s events from @timheidecker.bsky.social (who also played an Alex Jones analogue in the excellent, must see “The People’s Joker”)

thanks again to Rogan and his 2 stooges Von, Dillon and their griftin' pals for providing "sick bro" cover for the fascist psychopath to roll in.

in a tuxedo????

Our first post is up! www.marionswish.com/diapers/

You know, I just want to say something corny: when I was first starting out as a writer, a few of the most enthusiastic fans of my work were trans. I had never known any trans people in my offline life (that I was aware of) so these were the first. Their encouragement & support was so crucial for me

Let’s all wish the Worm Dude/Captain Carlin/Producer Matt a very happy birthday today!! Thanks for all you do for the show and for worm farmers everywhere! 🫡🪱👨🏻‍✈️

marionswish.com the OG is up.

TONIGHT! www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...

Direct Money to Artists! Whoa! this is huge!

say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo

trying some new stuff at the Elysian next month! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/workin... #Dirtypits

yea i don't wanna get all performative on ya but we were gonna do this on substack and took a closer look at it and ghost is a much better option and seems unlikely to recommend nazi crap to people etc etc... YOU can make switch too! ghost.org

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOME KIND OF MARION'S WISH FOLLOW-UP FOR 5 YEARS

ANNOUNCEMENT! our long running private text thread is coming to you in weekly installments! Marion's Wish: The Endless Threads of Gregg, Mark and Tim coming NEXT WEEK! Sign up now at marionswish.com

Been going through a lot of life changes and canceling a lot of subscriptions. but one that i did not and probably will never cancel is the one to @timheidecker.bsky.social 's HEI NETWORK

if there's one Office Hours you watch this summer make it this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=XONk...

Week 8 of The Second Ever Film Buff’s Movie Scavenger Hunt takes us to... Paris!

Coming this week! A few final shows of the year for me and The Very Good Band - Thursday at the Lodge Room in LA, Friday in San Diego (The Casbah) and Saturday in Vegas at Brooklyn BOWL! All tix here: timheidecker.com/live w/ @douggpound.bsky.social and Neil Hamburger (in LA)

You're guaranteed to feel more loved by the end of today's show with special guests comedian Julie Klausner and musician Cory Hanson! Tune in LIVE today Thursday 8/14 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/live/GBT0qyOweHc

Michael Brooks would have turned 42 today. Here he is flawlessly explaining why the Israel Palestine situation is not complicated. Why it's not even asymmetrical warfare, but an occupation. Rest in peace Michael. You were the best of us.

A birthday we will never forget! Relive Vic's magical day on Office Hours at youtube.com/live/Uz4OQFwJOFc OR get more of the good stuff including a Lip Licks and a Presidential Wellness Check at patreon.com/officehourslive with a FREE 7-day trial.

ghouls

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

Here are the official character posters for Justin Tipping, Zack Ackers, and Skip Bronkie’s sports horror film, #HimMovie, starring Marlon Wayans, Tyriq Withers, Julia Fox, @timheidecker.bsky.social, Tierra Whack, and more, releasing on September 19th! #Him

Would be cool if Max Muncy only hit home runs from now on. Every time up at the plate, just a big old home run, no strikeouts, walks or base hits , just home runs. Now that would get him in the Hall of Fame don’t you think?

President Donald J Trump announced today from a rooftop press conference that he is going to try parkour.

We broke bread with friends Ari Aster and Jay Weingarten on Office Hours this week! Dive right in at youtube.com/live/ijhbf43rR6Q OR get an extra hour of the show including Doug's Cursed Morphs game at patreon.com/officehourslive with a FREE 7-day trial.