you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

They laughed their heads off

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Dudes Rock

Ugh, Marlins Man. I was hoping he’d died.

Here it is six times in a row.

former child star who famously lives in puerto rico as a tax dodge but can't stop trying to manipulate elections in places he doesn't live, dressed like captain jack sparrow going as the joker for halloween, standing next to a guy called reverend cockfield but this isn't a porn. it's got everything.

Has anyone considered that the MI shooter was retaliating against the UT shooter for taking out his hero and being an LDS kid? Seems stupid but this is the Age of Stupidity

The Death Twerk

this is basically the aim of every AI company

Wet work continues apace while the generals and majors get their chains yanked in DC by their compromised leaders

"Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser."

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

I’m sure our republican friends will be good to us TODAY

There's a bad economy? Has someone alerted the "America is back" president?

Klein is a huge tool

New: Ahead of an anticipated federal report that will "answer" autism, HHS Secretary RFK Jr. has hired a new senior adviser to the CDC. Meet Mark Blaxill, an OG anti-vaccine autism activist who claims every single vaccinated child is injured. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/r...

NY Times reports that the 40 yo guy who drove this truck into a church and then shot it up during services was “just a normal country kid” static01.nyt.com/images/2025/...

Ohio State history professor Hasan Kwame Jeffries — Hakeem Jeffries’s brother — is on Charlie Kirk’s professor watchlist, and he has some interesting quotes in this!

A guy rammed a car through a church, shot it up, and then set it on fire, killing at least 2 people and injuring 8. And you get none of that from JD Vance's tweet, which instead refers to it all as simply an "awful situation." Guess why

Hearing @brookegladstone.bsky.social of @onthemedia.bsky.social read ad copy for dell AI computers is soul-crushing and makes me feel like the empire has won

Shut down the federal government? Everybody’s talking about it

Oops

The Ellisons aren’t gonna like this

Nothing new here but do you think Obama lays awake at night, in light of t***p’s perpetual evilness, thinking of all the good he could have done in 2009-10 when he had all the power? I knew Obama was shitting the bed then, but now, oh boy did he fuck up.

You must read The Fort Bragg Cartel by Seth Harp

Update to Fuck Marry Kill game: Guest Prisoner Hostage

Sara Nelson and Bruce Harrell both leaned into the “Seattle is dying” KOMO tv narrative (komonews.com/news/local/k...) to win their elections. In the process of doing so they validated the right-wing narrative about Seattle, and hurt our city’s reputation. Short term expediency, long term damage.

Ellen Kershaw just said her favorite baseball memory was being in her “family bunker” when Clayton and the /Dodgers won the World Series “in the bubble.” Barf

I think that’ll do it for the Carson Wentz redemption arc

🎶 there goes my hero 🎶

Had a rewarding discussion with one of the USA’s most visionary entrepreneurs

This should be the final scene of SOCIAL NETWORK II: THE QUICKENING

Lock him up!

US State Dept on X: Earlier today, Colombian president stood on a NYC street & urged U.S. soldiers to disobey orders and incite violence Petro: I ask all of the soldiers of the army of the US not to point their guns at humanity. Disobey the orders of Trump. Obey the orders of humanity Fuckin based

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

DVD Netflix was good and the new shit is terrible. It's atrocious!

Democrats want a government funding bill that won't raise your health care costs by 75%. Trump won't even meet with them. He’s shutting the government down and making health care even more expensive for families. What a bad deal for America.

Going on @velshimsnbc.bsky.social shortly to talk about the Supreme Court continuing to be very, very bad.

Article I Problem

What if Amelia Earhart’s remains are on Epstein Island?

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social are you into this prosecution?

Abolish ICE.