She has no standards so no wonder she doesn’t know why they have this department

Interesting convo with a friend who owns a hip NYC record shop about a sudden renewed interest in CDs, which were a negligible part of his business till recently.

Uhhh just make a new James Bond movie with a new actor

Eddington (Aster, 2025)

Caviar for the general

Thinking about how much time Musk has devoted in the last couple of days to proving Joyce Carol Oates didn’t clean his clock

Mina’s “Parole, Parole” is pretty good youtu.be/O_GhN8wAAPI

Mina trying to sing with a distracting boom mic following her everywhere, there should be a 24 hour Italian variety show channel youtu.be/WuRVGcXlgvc

He looks like Yassified Vincent Price

Danny Glover on making PREDATOR 2. All I can say is hell yeah. Love the film and Glover.

I noticed whenever Trump humiliated someone politically (Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee), their response was to grow a beard, to show they recognize they were a beta to the alpha. This is that same impulse, but for centrists and their families getting owned by Mamdani. I approve of this

Joyce Carol Oates is an American hero

In the 70s my grandmother, a drama teacher, was hired to give Gordon Lightfoot acting lessons. But during the first session he just lit a blunt and dozed off on the couch. “I thought maybe he wasn’t that serious about acting.” He never did break into the Pictures

“Grok, where’s the runway???”

Didn’t they already try this with Dimes Square

Fun fact: Candace Owens was part of the “voice talent” listed in the trailer for the series but then she got fired from The Daily Wire and they redubbed her voice work with someone else when it started streaming.

Gordon Lightfoot album cover from 1978 where he looks like Bryan Cranston on Breaking Bad with a perm

this is incredible content

“Miracles” by Insane Clown Posse

They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself

In Canada it’s easier to hear The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the radio than Prefab freakin Sprout

I’m a Canadian, how did I not know the Edmund Fitzgerald sank one year before the Lightfoot song? I just presumed it was a legendary shipwreck from the early 20th century. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME

put a ring on it

next November????? what about the victories from 6 days ago

I'm breathing a little shallower just thinking about it

Kathryn Bigelow should have made a movie about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald with a screenplay by Gordon Lightfoot

Had to block a follower for sending me like 6 straight reiterations of my own joke in jpg form, it’s not a competition buddy

Trump telling the assembled press about the time he watched a snail crawl across the edge of a straight razor

“I hear you and I see you.”

Make A Wish foundation vibes

I loved when he recently went over to speak to the TPUSA crowd and got screamed at for not being a white Christian

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

“No. There is another.”

Hey hey hey BIM’s on the way

this was the most hilariously bad defense of Elon I saw in her responses

Occupying army behaviour

Thanks AI!

The deep irony is going to be the democrats voted to help the fascists materially and the fascists will just continue crushing the public using all means including never restarting snap because the goal was to kill all social services not reopen government. Democrats played themselves. Again.

I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing

This is like how Ace Rothstein’s job title at the Tangiers would keep changing. So obvious that he lined up the yes votes and then voted no thinking that might fool people

Why does he look like pol pot there

A hunter from another planet travels to Earth to pursue and kill a cool English pop group in PREFABTOR: MIDLANDS

Too many Springsteen movies out these days

“Now I am become Shrek, the destroyer of worlds.”

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Shreks and stones.” - Albert Einstein

oh my god

In A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE there’s a gripping scene where the President consults with the generals at U.S. Strategic Command (STRATCOM) to assess the Shrek Risk of taking retaliatory action against whichever superpower fired a single warhead that is aimed at Chicago