casting a spell from my tome of horse power

if you aren't down with horse year you are dead to me

dear horses, thank you for all the power

getting on my knees and saying a prayer to a horse

i don't have any horse power bro, not even 1 horse power

every day i wake up and a new part of me is a horse

siri play elevator music. 3 star hotel

im being cancelled on bluesky for saying ogre pussy is gross they’re canceling me for that

burger trigger so many sensations...

i need to sit down and draw for 500 hours

there's a little odious man inside the computer that needs to be dealt with

sneeze that goes so hard your other holes get some of the action

i have a new resolution every second but sure your once a year thing is cool too

juSt took a cold and slushy poop

we trained this computer on hundreds of thousands images of your penis specifically

quick question where did the computer learn the child porn from

got a big fancy book to read but then i opened it and remembered i can't do this

no one's gotten mad about anything i've ever said in my entire life

i just got the ringing in my ears... someone somewhere just said some dumb shit...

mr horsechev tear down these bales

horses evolved from some kind of bug #horsefacts

i'm gonna make horse the biggest word of my year on bluesky wrapped

punching the wall because horses don't have more rights than humans

i'm playing da numbuhs and betting on da ponies

day one and every one is already sick of my horse shit

in a horse year whatever horse you bet on wins

i'm not going to stop channeling my horse energy all year

it's the year of the honse

can you guys feel the horse in you

how do i start a business to get all the stuff i want and then just bankrupt the business and move on with my life like all those rich successful guys

shitting my pant new year style

just fucking farted new year style

HORSE YEAR!! everything is coming up millhorse

today its the fire horse year i can feel it guys

great 1 hour into the new year and i'm already being water boarded

happy new year, or else

its the year of the fire horse

FIRE HORSE YEAR LFG

some body somewhere just died in a hilarious way

in 2026 bulls are just fat horses

my chinese zodiac is horse but my western zodiac is the bull, which is basically just fat horse

if you guys aren't horse like me you won't understand horse year

starting a 45 minute porn now so the guy cums at midnight

horse year horse year HORSE YEAR HORSE YEAR

new years is the monday of the year

putting this years head in the toilet and flushing and then rolling it down the street in a trash can

every year is the worst year, we will never learn

if i keep moving west i can avoid the new year entirely