HORSE YEAR EVERYONE LOSE YOUR FUCKENG MIND

before horse year starts we have to cut off the head of the snake with a garden hoe

there isn't anyone who needs horse year more than me

it is horse year eve... a new dawn awaits us...

welcome to the bathroom

do you ever get tired of being the creature

i'm not a loser i'm the guy who losed up

it's so brave to be single today

do you want to be my valentine, we can throw up chocolate into each others mouth

throwing up 2000 pounds of chocolates in one continuous vomit

what is it about today that has me thinking about every ex ever

people say the most attractive thing about me is my center of gravity

not taking the love pill today, take your love and shove it

we should all suck each other off today in the spirit of love

no valentine? try introducing your hand to your penis

do you feel the love today or not really

if you get pregnant with like rock hard abs does the baby have to start lifting to be able to grow

pouring one out for all the unsucked penises and unrocked pussies tomorrow

do you guys... love... ellipses...or...not really...

i go months without gaining followers then someone shares one of those list and now i'm belle of the ball...

5 days until horse year... just 5 more fuckass days...

just peed out a heart shaped kindey stone that had "2 cute" written on it

outside pissing at the moon

love is so beautiful i wish it was real

ahhh to be in love

i hate other drivers don't they know i'm trying to speed recklessly

hmmm claiming the mandate of heaven is a lot harder than i thought it would be

might be the most cracked character ive ever played, being an adventurer is insane. 65 year old Nubian/Greek/Norse feminist warrior goddess who has the strength of 100 men, i stepped foot in china and instantly learned Chinese and everyone loves me. now to claim the mandate of heaven...

no one fucks in the mushroom kingdom it's the law there

how is anyone born in mario world, no one has any father or mother, are they like amoeba

you can really eat anything and if you regret it, just poop it out!

fucking fuck fuckers fuck motherfucking fucking FUCK

i'm teaching kids profanity i'm doing gods work

actually it's good i can't fix a single thing in my life, it's good that it's perpetually over

normally this is bed time but i just woke up and i have no idea when i even fell asleep

do you guys think i'm nice with my hubris or is it a bit much

paradox games makes very complicated mad libs

they did a Mussolini to peach and toad

ck3 is the most interesting boring game of all time

praying for my brother donkey kong and the people of Bonerland...

don't know what i expected when i randomized the black death spawn but i was kinda hoping it would still kill white people

need a new word to call my cheugy fuckass unc life

my drafts are the ears of the entire world

will you all be my 39000 valentines

Who cries about something so incredibly funny?

starting from the french coast i made it to sri lanka at 94 years old and then fucking died

and tiny tim, who DID NOT watch the alternate super bowl half time show

yeah you just gotta shoot her in the ass with a bow and arrow and then she falls for you, thats the lore anyway

let's all go to the super bowl and rush the field and show our penis