watching random poker tournaments on youtube and came across a legend

they’re attacking weed by saying it makes you scream and vomit when they SHOULD be saying it gives you bipolar disorder (which it does)

this sounds terrible but also extremely funny

trevor lawrence actually has grills now the afc is in fucking trouble

a baddie without class consciousness isn’t bad at all. shawty must break free from the state before she can buss down on some real shit - lenin

getting criticized for my sex drawing by ppl who’ve never had sex. classic bluesky

couldn’t help but notice how insane you look

wearing jeans to bed is out wearing a full suit and tie to bed is in

——-> drink water —- | | | | | | | | —— piss <—————

what I had in mind

that bluesky stats thing said I was a celebrity which isn’t true im just annoying

your incoherent rambling is lowkey iconic

songs are like music to my ears

what do you mean coffee is a commodity with ties to slave labor

X, the nazi pedophile app

I’ve done nothing but make myself look like an idiot since I posted “we should kill idiots”

blocking traffic is the same thing as being in al-queda basically

raiders beat the chiefs

don’t you want me broski

we’re taking the lord’s name in vain? like deadass?

it’s okay to give your thoughts on politics as long as it’s misinformation

welp after 10+ years of jelqing I finally yanked my shit clean off

rat of toowee

bruh

the lawyer they appointed to defend maduro

it backfired immediately

damn I was libbing out wasn’t I

america is doomed. everything is fucked. please like and subscribe

he told me to “direct my anger at the ppl in power” lmfao

on my way to caracas rn with a bottle of henny and a blunt im gonna handle this shit

if they don’t impeach him for this, congress is basically done as an institution

DDDDDDJ CHICKEN NUGGETS 🔊🔊📢 HES GOT THE SAUCE 💥📢📣 WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?? 🔊🔊📣💥💥 *lawnmower that won’t start noises* PULL UP TO THE NEXT WINDOW *baby crying noises* 💥💥💥📢🔊🔊

forgot to charge my cock and balls last night :/

timothy chumbawumba

drew a horse from imagination. is this what they look like

what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce

statistically speaking there’s been at least one baby who looked exactly like joe budden out the womb

wtf is cumwalking u take 4 loads to the face and go for a little stroll? A little promenade around the park? someone get this mf a napkin

can’t believe it’s 2027 already we went around real fast that time

white conservative rapper named Hominem

im being cancelled on bluesky for saying ogre pussy is gross they’re canceling me for that

damn I was on some fuck shit I gotta relax

when I get the plushie by the arm in a claw machine but then it jerks too quick and it drops

ever forget to clean ur bellybutton for like 8 years?

going to Italy and saying “boppity boopa!!! 🤌” until someone kills me

we live in an Information Age man you got Wikipedia on ur phone I don’t have the time or patience to teach you what a Pronoun is or why War is Bad

new years resolution 2026: learn how to read