I was gonna take a break but then I had my best balatro run of all time and idk what to do other than post about it

wtf happened to utopia

I stay niche, your honor

they should do a state of the union where they talk about how im a handsome boy

im not gonna post about the speech I just wanted to show the AI girlfriend ad I got under the stream

here’s my state of the union: shit‘s fucked up

my lack of knowledge on most subjects is propelling me straight to the top

shrimped up on a Tuesday afternoon

pray tell, slime

I’m such a fat fucking chud

if there’s one thing trump knows how to do, it’s deliver a coherent speech that makes everyone feel at ease

you think you know me

she also claims she made eye contact with kim jong un and made him piss his pants I think

take that, gestapo

they should invent a woke type of tourettes

can a lonesome gamer hit it for the one time ☝️

headline: Young Woman Achieves Olympic Greatness; Country Gets Real Weird About It

oh is there a puck ball happening rn

mihoy minoy

fellas, don’t let someone snatch ur wig. just shave it. #beautifulbaldkings

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

ur chafing me nipples m8

lmao

I just got some road neck Charlie Kirk

just a chud looking for his chudette

sorry for killing the vibe and smelling like fucking shit i can’t help it

the plastic bag that all the other plastic bags go into aka the Alpha Bag

snow is just cold rain #weatherfacts

rounding up to the nearest dollar to help fight clout sickness

[10 screens going simultaneously while im smoking crack out of some willy wonka looking contraption] im stimmaxxing

neil degrasse tyson probably lays crazy pipe

coming out to my family as a chud

65 trillion bluesky followers

I can’t wait to escape the confines of this disgusting flesh

if anyone ever says “mogging” around me in any context they’re getting hit with a big hammer looney tunes style

the asu frat boy framemogger has overdosed on raw hamburger meat and a new kind of heroin

[me, an investor in Muffin Inc.] maybe instead of focusing on politics we could all be enjoying a delicious muffin

I love the constitution just kidding

take a look at these hands bro im a tumbler bro

“if they can hold a prince accountable we can hold our president accountable” u sure about that

you say I want to be ur girlfriend beep beep boop boop bee boop that wasn’t rly in the plans beep boop beep beep boo boop

word on the street is you have a penis

when I die I want you guys to spread the ashes of my account over lake erie while listening to fetty wap

grown ass man watching bridgerton

this is my password for basically everything

I need 55 gallons of acid for normal reasons jeff