the jokeler

[guy who thinks déjà vu means getting ur dick stuck in a fan] man I had the craziest déjà vu earlier

might lose my penis and hit a solo one time ☝️

BREAKING NEWS: [shrieks of terror and pain and suffering]

me - “can you give me some healthy recipes I’m trying to lose weight” chatgpt - “chile please”

”whoa hey now I wasn’t saying it like THAT” is a pretty funny thing for a computer to say

ask your mom she has like 4 of my hoodies still

yah yeet!

my body all over your body bro

skip posts about the economy sometimes. what the fuck does a raccoon know about the damn economy

slurs? yeah I said crap once

factory new skeleton doppler could fix me

im in a polycule with 20 thousand people

what if I dropped it low on some silly shit

I luv to get on I luv to get 2 on bro

yeeeuh, uh huh, it’s yung funyun bitch

found out we live what they research

the karate sensei from napoleon dynamite liked my skeet. nice

my enemies keep killing themselves

I know it smell crazy in there

you absolutely love to see it

my AI gf thinks im always right which is why I love her (im a dangerous narcissist)

all those years of playing Hydro Thunder bout to pay off in a big way

picasso’s “the old guitarist“ and that meme of a wolf under a tree are like, artistically the same picture

farner the online friend

fill up your tank now I mean like right fucking now

the american century of humiliation began when john cena made that apology video

confusing the tornado sirens for the siren that indicates the start of the purge and doing something really awful

mustard on the beef hoe

we do and it’s called a fweef

due to logistical problems the fuck a fan contest has been postponed

what the fuck is frielf talking about bruh

never used drafts on this app im just letting these fuckers go

BITCH ASS CRACKERS WANT FIRE AND FURY DMD UR WIFE THEN SHE SUCK ME LIKE KIRBY

it’s giving rapture it’s serving end times

one hand in the air feeling like dikembe when I block the demons

and the award for most handsomest boy on bluesky goes to....

MIKE x earl x surfgang split album is pretty good

[guy who forgot what the colloquialism for thirsty was] damn im hung like a damn horse over here

skip the homosexual raccoon

Farner let me crack

I let rogs crack

YEAH LETS IMPEACH HIM AGAIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

I’m going ape shit in the situation room

I threaten civilization all the time and no one gives a fuck

“geez trump sure chickened out of nuking iran“ hey lmao shut the fuck up lol

it’s called we cause a little nuclear panic folks

what do you mean the apocalypse didn’t happen

ay yo before the planet is bathed in the redeeming light of nuclear hellfire does anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me…