BIG THROW BO

injured aaron rodgers outplayed lamar jackson today im gonna do it im gonna end my own life

someone please tranquillize miles garrett what the fuck

alright bo nix we‘re gonna do the Don’t Suck Challenge

synonym roll

It’s Sunday in this mothafucka ur bitch ass better be worshipping the Lord

time for our weekly prayer for rico dowdle hmmmmmmm ricodowdleweloveyouuuuu hmmmmm need2touchdownsand100plusyards hmmmmmn

damn shawty

what did i tell you about talking about dialectic materialism in front of the hoes man

trump will never make a bluesky account cause the only thing he likes to skeet on is a 12 year old

explaining the difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile and promptly getting ran out of town by people holding torches and pitchforks

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[datpiff dot com voice] D-D-DILLO FUCKED MY DAD NOW HES MY STEPMOM AND I LOVE HER *airhorns* SHE GIVES ME ICE CREAM EVERY TIME I ASSSSK *explosions* *gunshots*

trumps explanation of the 50 year mortgage being “what’s the big deal? some ppl got a 30 or a 40…this one’s a 50” is both funny and genuinely flawless logic

one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup

what if trump gives that good sloppy shit that slurrrrp ya feel me

got my social security card in the mail im going to take a picture of it and post it on social media i think

it’s been a whiiiiiiiiiile since I cummed

i feel like im going to get hit by a car pretty much every second of every day

mahogany taylor green

there are 2 kinds of posts

the FBI shows up where u live if you post too good

I wanna beat the fuck out the car fax fox

every white guy looks like keith olbermann to me

hello chudler my old friend…🎶

kids beating the shit out of their teachers if they take away their iPad is probably normal we shouldn’t be concerned about that at all imo

going to the doctor and saying “something’s wrong” but nothing else

ive received tens if not hundreds of thousands of emails in my life and I haven’t enjoyed any of them. Not a single one

[me if i worked at the white house] bruh

I agree with the sentiment that the epstein files won’t do anything to separate Trump from his base but the difference between this scandal and the others up until this point (imo) is Trump‘s visible fear of it. This is getting to him in a way that nothing else has

loud mfs be causing a ruckus

big booty news

guy who’s on the epstein flight logs because he really likes planes

the account @farnerb0cken.bsky.social has been suspended indefinitely for cringe. his posts were just fucking terrible. you guys deserve better than that. for further details please contact @bsky.support

breaking news: ur gay

I hate how redditified the Epstein files have become

my nuts white and bald yeah my dick on billy corgan

neck on frosty 2 carats on my teeth like im a snowman glock in my rari finna let it go

oooowaaooooo it’s mr piss my pants oooowaaooaooo

a seven chudler army couldn’t hold me back…

death by a thousand cuts is effective but not nearly as effective as death by one really large cut

“we came up with a way to solve the housing crisis!” [loud cheering] “50 year mortgages!!” [intense booing]

oatmeal lowkey the goat

ur my knightened shining armor dude

everything is so cash money these days

eating out of trash cans. that thing that never happens in America