noo the rapture did happen you just didn’t get to go

This is what’s in my diaper for the rapture ➡️

there’s no “gotcha” when conservatives dare you to show them something racist Charlie Kirk said. you can’t win that argument. you will show them a vile, verbatim quote and they will just say “that’s not racist”. You are not operating in the same reality

Get Ready With Me For The Rapture

jimmy go on Chapo

im genetically unlucky

*holding you at gunpoint* what’s your luckydo

uhhhhhh

baebladee

hell yea

wait is oli London pretending to be Korean again

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

if you read this you are gay LMAO

anyways. I gained 20 pounds and now my pants are too tight. 6 years ago vs today!! I am healthy and strong and I have a great butt :)

meanwhile I haven’t won a SINGLE FUCKING GAME

he balatromogged me

getting filler in my pussy lips

TRUMP: And of course we feel bad for Charlie,dear old Charlie, who as you know was shot and killed by the woke mob. They tried it with me- they tried it but they didn’t succeed. No they couldn’t get Trump.But they did get Charlie and that’s, that’s very sad. Beautiful wife by the way, beautiful baby

oh damn that sucks. Fortnite tonite?

good morning from the god rays

im sorry. I tried. I really did. but bleu cheese tastes bad

me: happy birthday!!! mother: OhHhhh I am such a shit mother I am a terrible mom

if you know about jury nullification, no you don't

good evening

Got death threats for saying “big baby need binky”

I have purchased balatro for the cell phone

aaaAAAAAAAA

I have about 400 dollars left on my credit card limit, so if y'all could buy my music today so hopefully the interest doesn't bankrupt me, that would be cool as hell

just touched down in tomato town

My tummy a centrifuge

they should make a word for stomach that doesn’t sound gross, tummy and belly are horrific. loaded words

If I was in zathura I’d be scared. If I was in jumanji i would be calm

you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice

save me 4mg ondansetron

*in the leftist call of duty lobby* MAID yourself, this person

sending my kid to school with 57 shurikens and a furby

well I think it’s good to encourage kids using phones in school. In fact I think we should also provide them with monster to enhance their energy. What if we also give them those snap rock things where it makes a loud sound when you throw them? what if we gave them throw up for lunch every day

No don’t get me wrong I think I am a much better person than you are for not running to ChatGPT for everything but that said I still think you deserve basic human rights. That’s nonnegotiable it’s not a respect thing. Because I don’t respect you

Raccoons keep fucking up my faerie village bird sanctuary

maybe today won’t be terrible :) maybe today will be fine and ok! maybe not :)

learned how to draw cereal guy with my graphing calculator, failed precalc

that’s dr. brightside to you

cat startled me as I was opening a pill bottle and I launched spiro all over my fiddle leaf fig and somehow as they landed they wedged themselves perfectly into the tightest crevices and I spent 5+ minutes trying to delicately remove them with nail clippers and a pen trying to not break the leaves

is there a Mrs brightside in the picture

I’m bigfoot

anything can be whatever if you maybe

midnight stroll around the lake