check tjis shit out

maladaptive daydreaming about having a septic tank

IN THE MEDICAL SYSTEM, HORMONAL IMBALANCE OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. ON THE NURX APP, THE DEDICATED DOCTORS WHO PRESCRIBE THESE MEDICATIONS ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS Your Provider Has Sent You A Message. THESE ARE THEIR PILLS.

halo narrator wouldn’t say mommy milkers in a cameo

if I was mayor of New York I would Ban ceiling lights. they would be outlawed and anyone using one would be shot

turn the overhead light off. you will be happier. turn a standing or even table lamp on instead. you will want to kiII yourself less

fake and gay (complimentary)

DEI hiring a guy who has really dry skin

and no matter how much moisturizer you use you will always wake up flakey

been watching Reno 911 and didn’t realize both Jim rash and jp manoux were in it. thought it was all just one guy. I got got

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I’ve been playing pathfinder and I’m afraid I hate it

The Fricken Pissed Off As Heck Lawyer

NOOOOO THE MOUSE IS THE BAD GUY IM PRETTY SURE!!

what do you mean you “don’t do contracts” it’s in your name. you’re a contractor. contract with me

Posting Expert has gained a skill point in Hoarding Tendencies

finally got my nose stud out after years with a pair of needle nose pliers

Show me your Halloween costumes . show them to me

the septic man has been stringing me along for about a year now and I’m going to lose my goddamn mind. please

Just paid $200 for a flu and covid vaccine 👍🏻 awesome country

I very rarely check DMs anymore because people do not know how to behave. Try being normal to me. You have lost your posting expert privileges

you should be able to airdrop smells

syncing our periods via Bluetooth

fuck a bedtime

oura cock ring

ok.

Deciding To Win, because we didn’t want to before. but I’ve decided that now I want to win. I just didn’t want it before, until I decided

you’re gonna eat whatever I pull out of this posset

Count me in. If there’s one thing I want my numbers to be, it’s bonkers

ok

zaps you

S O U P

mob 1000, even

you made that? with your butt?

you have dishes aversion in a way that is lazy and self infantilizing. I have dishes aversion in a way that is True and poetic

I know I’m going to be hungover tomorrow so now I am deciding if it’s More Responsible to cancel my yoga class now so I don’t get charged as a no show or force myself to do hot yoga hungover

hair stylist that’s HSA eligible

I’m training him to trigger my macros

we have to go back

just ordered the worst burrito of my life from the cafe downstairs. I’m glad they get robbed every other month

scroll. refresh. go on, keep scrolling. click. like. do your eyes hurt? is your chest tight? scroll. you have to wake up in 6 hours. click. do you want to buy this smart coffee maker?

we have to go back

this is the equivalent of draft posting on bluesky

no one even touches butt and order pizza anymore

eat the skin you fucking babies

is that an unclean hamster cage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

NO. KINGS.

im not misplacing my things. there is a band of faeries harassing me

I thought Argo was about a lizard

he poopmogged me