WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!

fucking the skeleton man for bones

and another thing. draft posting is good for when your idea is too long. you can circumvent any challenge in life if you put your mind to it

grandmothers love calling you at 12pm on a Wednesday asking if you’re working. yes I am, is that what you called for ?

bond. jimmy bond

drafts are a good thing. it’s a get out of jail free card. You can post a screenshot of your draft and no one can get mad at you because you didn’t post it. You’re just showing what you could have posted. But you didnt

I am going to “try things”

Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota

mr beast veneers

need more sleeves with those cunty little thumb holes

I’m an artist from Israel and this is my art

had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-

not sure how this bg3 show is supposed to work when Gale and I are happily living in waterdeep. he’s busy. you can’t have him

looking to become a nepo friend if any of you are powerful and connected and know of anyone hiring

and another thing, I don’t really understand why it’s callrd a Roth IRA. I don’t see what “Roth” has to do with any of that. Is he irish?

HOW DOES CATDOG CUM

if I have a 90 day supply of medication. And at the end of those 90 days I run out of medication. How is my refill not available for 8 days. How can this be

feels great to apply for dozens of jobs and only hear back from MLMs I never applied to

mods??

I love oatmeal. what a delight

thinkin about polnareff

just watched a hamster eat poop out of its butt 👍🏻

gooooood morning snow nation

giving up is my nindo

husband just informed me we can’t use the heat because they put bags down over the vents to prevent circulation while redoing the floor

yup. we could tell them to stop stealing people unless they have the proper piece of paper. We could tell them to stop executing people in the streets unless they are on the border. if we give them more funding they might listen to us

*dracula voice* I vant to suck your dick

if I don’t respond to my mothers texts within a 10 minute window she starts sending me shit like this

if I was a vampire I wouldn’t steal your pads from the trash. I’m not a fucking dog. These hypothetical scenarios you come up with always make me look bad. I’d just ask you to switch to a diva cup

trying to summarize Predestination to a friend without spoiling it. I don’t think I can

what happened. why did I just gain 30 followers. is it the poop surrogate thing

poop surrogate

mustard pickles

sprechen ze chud?

I’ve spent $6,183 on balatro and I still haven’t won a game

*rapping* who’s woods these are I think I know his house is in the village tho

there are few people in your life who you will cross paths with and be irrevocably changed. you will yearn for them years, decades later. you’ll wonder what they’re up to. you’ll miss hearing their voice. you’ll close your eyes and picture their face but over time the details become muddled-

feels so insincere every time I put my jacket and boots on, grab the wood gloves, and take the wheelbarrow over to the lean-to to load up wood. like I’m larping. except I’m not larping. it’s real. but it feels make believe

headlights got disconnected somehow so I drove home through the darkest, windiest roads you have ever seen with my hazards intermittently lighting the way with an ominous orange flash. felt like I was low on health in a survival horror game

Got a dumb little light for the shower and it has greatly improved the experience. Sometimes you need to trick yourself into pretending you’re at a spa and then when you shower it’s a fun treat and not a horrible thing you must do

Journaling expert

I don’t have it in me anymore to post. I have been journaling

you know what. maybe I will get a pickle. I deserve it

holy prepuce jerky

bucolic should mean the opposite of what it means. ridiculous

nice try but I’ve already depicted you as the time trapped fool who refused to eat their spiders where as I am the wise 2026 enjoyer who ate their spiders

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

happy new year everyone. I hope you all have resolutions in mind. what better time to implement healthy habits than now. I’m going to start picking scabs more

you don’t understand. my pain is poetic and beautoful