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Conspiracy theory where God really had wanted to do the Rapture all these times but keeps canceling when they predict it because "nobody knows the day or hour"

Grabbing a handful of bugs and taking them a few blocks away so they get the chance to have a lord of the rings style bug adventure

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Your honor I was just being silly

In case you don't keep up with these things, the world is ending and/or the Rapture is happening on the 23rd. For real this time. We know this because it's near the equinox and people posted about it on bad websites. So if you're wondering why Right-fringe types are acting extra dumb at the moment..

Online Conservatives seeing everyone ignore the memorial to watch football

No, it doesn't. It explicitly requires Dems to stop chasing those people and instead turn to the many millions who have been abandoned by the Dems. Which in turn requires people like you to stop writing this boring take every three months and find a new personality.

I live for this shit

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AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

*Me talking to a Claustrophobic person in late December* I'm so sorry, this must be such a hard time for you

They should have made an episode where Voyager went to a parallel dimension where Seven was played by Ernest Borgnine

It's so funny to play the tankie card when what you're cheering is a bunch of Dem wimps collaborating with literal fascists to whitewash history. Breathtakingly dishonest, mealy-mouthed stuff.

It was the objectively incorrect vote from every possible angle. Also, you don't need to lie about the purpose of the vote or the person it was centered on. Please grow a spine, a brain, and a conscience immediately.

Bring Polaroid back into the vernacular as a slur for Polish people

Reliable sources have related to me that chaya raichik shit herself publicly at a Starbucks once and it got in her shoes and she put her shoes in her purse and some guy yelled hey shitpurse you stink and she cried

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I'm watching this "alien: romulans" movie and it's okay but seems a little grim for a star trek

It's a big field but I feel confident saying @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is the most gutless coward in the entire Democratic Party. Maybe in the entire country at large. Maybe even the world!

Rank and file Republicans aren't the chittering swarm of nazis with loli avatars who live in JD Vance's twitter replies, they're just average racist jerks who like seeing marginalized people suffer but like stability and comfort way way way more.

Rep @mcbride.house.gov is an absolute embarrassment. A coward and weakling of the highest order. Do you think you're earning their respect this way, Sarah? Or have you just convinced yourself that the fascists spitting on you is a nice autumn rain?

Harris didn't want those votes. Otherwise, she would have made an effort to earn them. As it is, plenty of the strangers you're blaming in place of a billion dollar DNC campaign have been telling you how to "fix it" for years. Start listening.

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

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Capitalists think preserving this is more important than giving people UBI, education, housing, and health care.

Okay I'll bite: I'll do a nationwide tour of evangelical churches. I don't have 100s of millions in dark money that Ezra's soulmates Kirk & Shapiro had to fund this, so I'm asking @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social, respectfully, to send me $500k in seed funding Will announce schedule once he sends the check

Republicans are, in fact, 100% responsible for what happened to Melissa Hortman and countless other victims of the domestic terrorism they've been openly carrying out for decades while you wimps play nice. You may be too stupid to think they're your enemy, but they sure as hell think you're theirs.

The Right really don't understand how much of their achievements are a house of cards built wholly on liberal normies' obsession with decorum and manners. I've been listening to people out there and let me tell you, the days of all that seem to be getting numbered.

Finally

Get used to it. Anyway, the trick isn't really swallowing the bitter pill of us being right, it's both sides skipping the reflexive argument about it and instead just getting on with making the adjustments and doing things right from here on out.

They've lost /r/conspiracy, which may seem like a silly "so what" unless you've spent time watching these sorts of places swing incredibly far-right over the last several years. These communities deciding the GOP has gone nuts is a bigger portent than it may seem!

heh heh *smugly gestures to all the current events neoliberal capitalism has failed to fight* unlike you commies i am very effective

Listen up, marginalized youth! Shrill liberal speaking! Okay *spins chair around and sits down* Let's "rap." As a wealthy white cis man with a lawyer, I'm going to explain your security concerns to you. I have been to nearly 4 protests(hour long, permitted) in my life, so I know all about your situa

this is genuinely one of the worst pieces of advice I've ever seen in my life. no, you should not be telling a black woman to do things to make the FBI come to her house. what the fuck

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Really something else to smugly suggest the best decision her campaign made was a forced cynical calculation made for all the wrong reasons.

If you think Conservatives will stop with Kimmel, just wait until someone explains most of their favorite books and movies to them

Yeah exactly the vibe lmao

This is such a pretty name for a baby girl

Says man still obsessively posting about me

If Shakespeare was so great why didn't he write Terminator 2

Whoah a graph generated based on most recent interactions shows you instantly after we've had a brief flurry of interactions? I see multiple people on there I've never engaged with at all until a day or two ago, including one whose account is like 24 hours old.

Uh oh lol look who is Big Mad at me

Interesting choice of phrasing.