leon
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i'm leon
sometimes you come across a post in the wild that stun locks you. what do you mean you watch tv shows in random order when youāre bored. i need to study your brain
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at the end while he's flailing in between hail marys he says to matt "you have the most low t voice" lol
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3 days ago
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knicks in the finals letās fucking go
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landry shamet dunk. james harden more turnovers than fgs made. le sserafim song playing on the official broadcast. this game has it all
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the real problem with the neopets roleplaying forum is that most of its users are there because they want to be in a bubble. and they can tell themselves that itās just about not wanting to battle in the battledome forum, and thatās part of it, but also thereās a palpable desire to be a cybunny
6 days ago
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new le sserafim album has songs titled "sonder" and "liminal space" looks like their producer just discovered 2014 era tumblr culture
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MY generation drank from the BLOG HOUSE. we didn't TALK to GIRLS, we listened to GIRL TALK. we grew up in the HOOD INTERNET. we didn't survive lead runoff, we survived HIPSTER RUNOFF. a time when boys were BOYS NOIZE
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8 days ago
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DR. MANHATTAN: It's May, 2026. I'm on social media arguing about DoorDash.
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10 days ago
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i have this bit where i turn to whoever iām with and say āthe knicks got thisā when theyāre up by like one point and everyone gets so mad. i did this right before half tonight and almost got beaten to death
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congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")
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it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever
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good news everyone! grogu drank too much last night and crashed his honda civic into a telephone pole and died
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12 days ago
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iām hanging out with grogu and reading all your mean posts about him out loud. he just started crying
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13 days ago
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Captain Disillusion
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President Xi: My hope for our two countries is that we could avoid the Sugondese Trap Trump: What is the Sugondese Trap? Xi (grinning):
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16 days ago
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we are losing influence on neopets because you keep posting on the neopets roleplaying forum instead of the neopets battledome forum. you are wasting time pretending to be a shoyru named jeff
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beany tuesday
19 days ago
Social Media in 2035
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the hardest working person at a wedding is actually the boyfriend of the maid of honor. they should be appreciated more
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much like your posting
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your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week
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i thought my reason for getting banned on here was the funniest, but then i thought sridhar's reason for getting banned on here was the funniest but no. this is the funniest reason to get banned on here. baby site for babies lol
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tom westland
24 days ago
Thomas Chatterton Williams meeting Emily Ratajkowski:
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unfortunately i have to be a party pooper and point out this is likely just a typo/missed word from maye. the post and the quoted post are both referring to elon's grandmother, who was born in liverpool elon did use an alt account to roleplay as his own toddler son though. that one's true
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24 days ago
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Sam
25 days ago
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers
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goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin, goblin, pussy, goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin pussy
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my āchatgpt helps keep teens safe by defaultā ad has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my ad
28 days ago
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sorry but this isn't real, it's actually an isekai anime titled "ReishiZumu: I Was Reincarnated as a High Level Right Wing Podcaster Named Sword Truth"
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29 days ago
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that's cool man. i had a neopets phase when i was 12. but your thing sounds normal too
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29 days ago
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my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training
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about 1 month ago
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it's not just hasan piker. the media is going after other streamers now
about 1 month ago
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Chris Person
about 1 month ago
I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.
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me (biking past both drivers): hey you can't park there
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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i was on the umamusume subreddit and saw a super creek cosplay and one of the comments explained that it was ai generated because background details kept changing in their photos, with the goal to scam people on reddit by asking for money for cosplay requests. i'm learning so much about the world
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it's really funny that anthropic claims their latest model is "too dangerous to release" and named it mythos. Yeah man my new ai is soooo powerful. it's called uhhh Fabrication
about 1 month ago
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everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is me: wazzaaa gerry gerry: wazzaa
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bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol
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about 1 month ago
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iāve played enough jrpgs to know how this goes. a village boy, his hometown love, a mysterious wizard, and a talking animal are going to band together and battle the ceo of palantir at the end of the world
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about 1 month ago
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me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat
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about 1 month ago
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for sale: data center, never used
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about 1 month ago
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Ammnontet!
about 2 months ago
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ok this is probably the funniest answer he could have given. plus it means he's actually scared of the backlash lol
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about 2 months ago
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they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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one day of this and iād start talking like barrett in ff7
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about 2 months ago
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got platinum in pisces with that bourbon now iāve finished another + xoguri for aries š time to whip seiun into shape. iām frontpilled
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