She’s always shooting her own dogs 😔

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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

it says here you “feared for your life”?

ramen places should have to tell you on the menu if your bowl only comes with half an egg

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

it’s the first day of mamdani’s reign in new york city and he’s already instituting his horrible communist agenda. parking is free across the city

the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is no longer the moderate position. putting them in the puzzle box from hellraiser is now the moderate position

One of the best to ever do it

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

i would not do this

heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.

taking a bunch of weird supplements i got off joe rogan, eating a giant porterhouse steak at the airport restaurant, working out at the gym next to my gate for thirty minutes, and then getting on a nonstop 19 hour flight to thailand. this is the american dream

so insanely fucking real for this

baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

it must be so fucking annoying to take a college class and realize one of your fellow students is trying to do some right wing attack bull shit. like who cares bro

dutch elon musk: grook, rooster deze persoon. meer vulgair, grook. usen verboden woorden

grog, make fun to thog. more mean fun, grog. use no no words

this book looks cool as fuck irl there’s so much sick stuff in it. insane to see bird world in full art hardcover

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oh no

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words

fuck

kill bill sirens start blaring in my head as i drive through that part of the taconic state parkway where the walls close in

wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to

nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position

reading the olivia nuzzi book excerpts

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