ME: (Too Short voice) Because I don’t stop wrapping, that’s my thing. TEEN: I hate you. I hope Mom had an affair. ME: (Too Short voice) I bought a lot of presents, do you know what I mean?

Looks like I’m spending tonight watching The Insider for the 428th time

See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...

octobalk (noun) ˈäk-tə-ˈbȯk The penalty incurred when Antonio Alfonseca intentionally attempts to deceive a baserunner in a manner described in Rule 6.02(a)

A disturbing lack of “is Butterbean OK?” references on the timeline.

what are they hiding

Fell asleep sitting up while watching a JT O’Sullivan breakdown. Feels like that’s “cover of ‘Dad’s Quarterly’” levels of washed. A human pair of cargo shorts.

At first I thought it was funny that he was adding himself to a "memorial center," but now I think that's the whole bit. He wants this stuff now because he knows nobody's going to do it later. And he (incorrectly) thinks that once he's gone, nobody will want to take it down.

i'm going to need regular updates on this please

Niners gonna win the West on a tiebreaker with the entire roster in a body cast.

I root for the Seahawks once and this is what happens.

How I feel about Pips

It's a wok and a ladle. And don't call me Ginger.

This is way worse than me writing "the Mariners will regret signing Nelson Cruz."

no. my spec script is 90 percent finished. he can't have it.

The best way to know if you're the wrong person to adapt Calvin & Hobbes is if you're the type of person who wants to adapt Calvin & Hobbes.

The Giants just bought the Curran Theatre. Non-zero chance it's specifically for my documentary on Johnnie LeMaster (not yet planned, written or started), which is the talk of the industry.

new "guacamole at Chipotle" benchmark of luxury just dropped

"And then we downloaded the video to watch on our IPod Classics!"

garbanzo24 ... please share your vision of BEANS with the masses

in the year 2061, the top comment under this video is going to be "Maaaan, I remember the Oscars when they were the OSCARS, but this is so cool to see again, i would watch these with my ex-girlfriend Chenise (RIP) and just laughand laugh. wish things were that fun again! thx for the upload!"

[extending unwashed hand at a party] may name would is Garb Brisboob, and i carver the St-Lontso Cardinals

The only way you can still pretend that Reagan was good is if you believe in his policies or don’t believe in anything at all. Either one is disqualifying.

@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social red alert red alert

excuse me, i don't mean to be a pain, but I have one more question about the cranberries

It is New Year's Eve, 1959. You're late for the hottest party in town, but on the way out of the house, you see two headlines on the front page of the paper. You only have time to read one story. Choose wisely.

taking a trip down memory lane

"When it's time for a change, think Speedy ... Oil Change. And, uh, looks like some news just came across the wire."

The Workday Paradox: In order to submit a vacation request in Workday, I need to take vacation time (about four days) so that I can learn how to submit a vacation request in Workday.

hard to explain the gurgling feelings in my blogging lizard brain when news like this comes up

These two are now teammates I love baseball

Here’s someone raising their kid the right way. Kudos. If your nine-year-old didn’t bring this book home, you should have questions. Why not? What other book could possibly be more interesting? Why do I have a nine-year-old? Whose child is this? Whose beautiful wife is this? This is not my b

This why a worker-owned collective like the Washington Post is journalism’s only chance.

imagine being a normie and not knowing we’ve been living under Rule 6 for the last decade 🤣🤣🤣

The first four rules are that Rule 5 is the only one that matters.

I've long written at the intersection of baseball, history, and politics @baseballprospectus.com. The freedom I've had has been unlike any other publication I've written for. I'd like to repay that, so once again, show me a new subscription and I'll write your request for a column or player comment.

If you don't got Keisean Nixon then your defense could use some fixin

About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet

Every Saturday night my feed is like Coach Zonk! ZONK! omg lmfao coach zonk Dude. Zonk’s cooked. President orders troops into Ireland ZONK ZONK ZONK Coach Zonk why

Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.

I was going to post four pictures of Johnny Cash albums, but then I got "suckin' on chili dogs" stuck in my head, which kinda proves the original point.

December – 2025 Donald Trump is the Master of America Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA

Ball things that exist now: pebblehunting.substack.com/p/new-and-no...

paul bien DM me your mccovey chronicles username