More like bring me the Verizon

He said the same thing about Democrats and Graham Platner.

Big Food is rebranding ultra processed food right now, and none of you even care smdh

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

i guess the guy who runs this website got caught whackin his pud. big deal. we all do it. erase the stigma @safety.bsky.app

Man shut the fuck up

one reason that there isnt a left version of right wing media is dem politicians and campaigns prop up right wingers for clearing the lowest bar possible rather than lift up left wing voices

night of the long island iced teas

a fun thing to watch is pornos

Reminder that you can order pretty much any book you'd ever want via your local bookstore's online website — might be a buck or two more than Amazon, but well worth it to support local small business owners!

Beast Mode

Very subtle!

It’s called “Gollumizing”

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Congratulations in advance to the next Attorney General of the United States.... Alan Dershowitz

I wish the fact that DHS has been culpable in an alarmingly high number of homicides should be a bigger story than a twitch streamer being too mean to Israel. @jaketapper.bsky.social you stupid bitch.

So that's what it looks like without the hands

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

Folks....

oh my god. Did you see Taibbi's hat? Oh fuck. Ha ha. he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe. what the hell even is it?

"Helping ease bottlenecks"

The US should not be allowed to host the World Cup while it is bombing other countries. It shows how corrupt FIFA is that this hasn't been an automatic dealbreaker.

israeli anton chigurh moving all his stuff into llewelyn moss's trailer the moment he goes on the run

A look at Bismack Biyombo’s latest effort to ease the suffering in his war-torn home, the DR Congo. "I just hope we can all continue to pour love into each other's lives because if we keep waiting for governments to bring love, we will never get it," he said.  www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...

Uh oh

Anna K saw this picture and immediately fell in love with conservatism

@jaketapper.bsky.social is a racist piece of shit

Punk Legend Jello Biafra Hospitalized After Suffering Stroke share.google/z4Qo0kcVZrUj... In 1995 I helped Eric move some belongings out of his parents house in Boulder. He was still recovering from having his legs broken & had to use a cane. He's an awesome dude. Here's to his recovery.

The reactions to Bluesky having a new CEO

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

Lots of buzz online about an upcoming major March heatwave for the American SW & California. And in this case, it does indeed appear increasingly likely than an extremely anomalous and even record-breaking heatwave may envelop much of the SW about a week from now.

Donald Trump after i convince him to test drive a new escort frigate in the Strait of Hormuz

Antonio and Caleb Gámez-Cuéllar went from performing with the Mariachi Oro vocalists before Congress to being imprisoned by ICE. I am doing everything in my power to make sure the boys and their family return home safely. #FreeOurChildren

A pretty clear demonstration here of how the lies told to sell the destruction of the Gaza Strip to the public helped to create the structure of impunity required to destroy as much as possible of other countries too

Come on man

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

he inherited a plumbing business and never served