Jeremy Renner? From the Jeremy Renner app?

[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani

Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.

the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up

Temporarily Embarrassed Republican

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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

November 1, 1983: Bob Lanier of the Bucks punches Detroit's Bill Laimbeer in the face. Laimbeer suffered a broken nose. Lanier was ejected and later fined $5,000. The Pistons defeated Milwaukee, 106-93.

shouldn't have ordered the Stone Cold Steve Austin model

Chefs say stuff like “lightly dressed arugula” because they want you to imagine the arugula as a lusty harlot. And it’s wrong

hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...

Damn man, maybe he really is dying and wants a big send-off.

The Democrats never came to terms with the fact that a huge swath of the Clinton wing of the party, up to and including the Clintons themselves, is deeply, unapologetically racist. All of these guys should be considered dead weight for any party that actually wants to build a multi-ethnic coalition.

this man has the mandate of heaven

Hey man, get down from there.

🔥👽🐐 #NBAsky

One thing a lot of Biden deadenders complain about is that he never got credit for the good things he did, which I don't disagree with at all. But, perhaps, having this lady as your press secretary, combined with Biden being a totally ineffective communicator himself, had something to do with that!

Oh my God

"Sir, you drew that clock better than anyone ever has. No one has ever put a 27 on a clock before, and putting all the numbers on one side is a sign of a very high IQ."

A 76-year-old local reader placed this ad on page A12 of the San Antonio Express-News, Sunday, October 26, 2025.

There is: www.givesendgo.com/GKFJ3

ACT Lifetime Achievement Award winner Richard Cock turns 67 today act.org.za/2016/07/act-...

Adam Silver's job is about to get so much harder: defector.com/adam-silvers...

i’m eight years old. it’s loteria night and i ask my aunt if she can stop smoking at the table

tired of the questions about whether Jerami Grant should start.

There is actually a very simple fix to this problem. Simply take the glasses off the person's face and smash them into 1000 pieces.

should AD retire after this game

The story here should be the fleecing insurance companies have gotten away with and that has been enabled and exacerbated by government subsidies.

food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have

this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

young republicans have gary larson phenotype

NYT: President Trump offers unprecedented second pardon to Hakeem Jeffries challenger

My "Never get excited for any politician ever" gambit continues to pay massive dividends.

"A coal miner, big muscular guy, said to me. He was in tears. He said, 'Sir, we've never seen so much winning. We have so much coal we can't store it anywhere, but I need something from you. I need you to post a video of you wearing a crown and flying a plane that drops diarrhea on everyone.'"

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

Requesting Cannibal Corpse to serenade my mother post-op

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Some advice to all the new people. You gotta follow more accounts here than on Twitter because of the smaller user base. If you don't, the experience gets stale. Also, you should pin feeds that interest you. Whether it's sports, birds or Garfield with huge titties. There's something for everyone.