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Emoji Caresser
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X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
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me and who
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GOOD LUCK
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ICE is rumored to be heading for Philadelphia. Everyone is saying the same thing
‘Philly people are a different breed,’ wrote one user, while another added: ‘Bro ice is going to be protesting’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-philadelphia-tiktok-reactions-b2904855.html
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ceej
about 9 hours ago
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Dave Levitan
about 9 hours ago
I keep thinking about the number of people that have to be involved to kidnap a small child, transport him to one facility or another, then an airport, then a plane, then another facility. Did no one on that chain stop and say hey what the fuck?
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Brendel
about 8 hours ago
All I have ever heard about every news story from Bill Clinton to drag shows is “it’s awful, parents have to explain this to their children, why can’t we just let kids be kids?” Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt
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Tim Walz is currently drafting up a very sternly-worded tweet about this
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journeyman folklorist
about 9 hours ago
“The captured toads will be stored in fridges and freezers to humanely kill them, before being sent to a local taxidermist.” The taxidermy toad market is in for a shock
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More than 1,000 cane toads caught in one night at Darwin botanic gardens
Volunteers in Darwin have chipped in to capture more than 1,000 cane toads at one of the city's main attractions.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-22/nt-cane-toads-community-bust-invasive-pest-darwin-rain/106254926
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leon
about 9 hours ago
this is probably the most accurate depiction of geopolitics for the next 200 years
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lauren
about 10 hours ago
not the important story here but it is pretty crazy scott boras woke up this morning signing cody bellinger to the yankees for $160 million and is now ending his day as the first-call media coordinator for a potential multinational incident
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potion of
about 9 hours ago
I've seen things you people would believe. Room temperature glass of water on the kitchen counter. I watched birds forage in the park near the regular park gate.
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✨brit✨
about 10 hours ago
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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Don Moynihan
about 10 hours ago
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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lauren
about 10 hours ago
the "kidnap a significant international star" fuck-up happened a little sooner than i expected
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is this real??
about 10 hours ago
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unc hunk
about 12 hours ago
Pump up the yams
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Moira Donegan
about 13 hours ago
His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.
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🦉
about 13 hours ago
i get the point being made but its kind of funny that all these people are coming out to say LOOK LOOK WE HELPED YOU COMMIT THE WORST CRIMES OF THE EARLY TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY. WE ARE PART OF THE CLUB. WE DO THE CRIMES, THEY DONT GET DONE TO US.
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Coach Finstock
about 15 hours ago
This is insane. Insane that it's happening. Insane that these good folks need to do it in the first place. And insane that no one in power is helping them one iota.
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Good Boy
about 15 hours ago
It's the time of day on my day off where tomorrow at work I'll look at posts I started making and think "OK this is where I got crossfaded and started trying to cook too much"
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jasper pilled
about 17 hours ago
If Europeans are so worried about Trump why don't they zerg rush him while he's at Davos
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Jesse Hawken
about 15 hours ago
His wife isn’t travelling with him in case she gets grabbed by ICE and deported
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cry havoc and let slip the dogs of corn
about 16 hours ago
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slop enjoyer
about 17 hours ago
centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
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any time i open anything on the computer now, i get a large pop-up begging me to use the ai-functions
about 16 hours ago
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papa shitbag
about 18 hours ago
nationalist shit talking is a fun way to distract ourselves from the international moneyed pedophile class moving into open conflict with each other
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
about 19 hours ago
always entranced by accounts with 33.7k followers and 35.4k follow-ees. what a journey those guys are on man
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Brendel
about 20 hours ago
Had a Gusher for the first time in a long time and they still go pretty hard, they need to put some grown up flavors in there like Pesto so I don’t feel embarrassed buying them
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realized her boyfriend might have been Greg Bovino
about 19 hours ago
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
about 19 hours ago
msn messenger finally reigns supreme
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Mina Kimes
about 21 hours ago
The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
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Fun
1 day ago
early bird boyfriend, worm girlfriend
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Dak
1 day ago
rewatched jaws last night and its great but i forgot the shark only shows up like four times and most of the movie is just three guys arguing on a boat about nothing
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serial experiments lynn
1 day ago
HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
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it’s a good bit that he essentially recreated Junior and Eric vibes here
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this is how teenagers dress now btw
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JoeyJoJoShabadoo
1 day ago
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
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it’s going to be so funny when it does happen
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rich traditions
1 day ago
look im not taking a position one way or the other but i will say that if donald trump was having a massive infarction on his plane they would 100% say it was a minor electrical issue
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Eric Trump just got off the phone with the president he said “which one is Eric again?” and then hung up
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The Brian Ultimatum
1 day ago
Maybe someone was charging their Galaxy Note 7
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rich traditions
1 day ago
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
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lauren
1 day ago
it's probably nothing. it's probably not something funny. it's probably not the case he got his pants stuck in the tray table. he probably didn't get his pants stuck in the tray table then he waddled and tripped and split his pants down the middle. they're probably not turning around because of that
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worm
1 day ago
Donald Trump has died
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the hype
1 day ago
Optometrist: can you read these letters for me? Me: uhh sure... d f v m r b w Optometrist: [typing into captcha to log into his bank account] cool thanks
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Jesse Hawken
1 day ago
This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
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that momentary feeling of hope pales in comparison to how funny it will be when it really happens
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