[accepting my first ever olympic gold medal]: first and foremost i’d just like to say i don’t know how that dead body got in my freezer

just spell stuff however you want, who gives a shit anymore

It's like this hiring manager doesn't even care that I won my second grade spelling bee...

A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift that’s striking in person. If you don’t already, support their art and them (THEM!) because they’re very talented and kind and I promise you’ll love what you see.

My best friend's niece has the worst possible kind of cancer. We are hoping for weeks when we were looking at years a month ago. I dont know how to be there for her. I dont know what to do. Fuck.

Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts

who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser

DO IT. DO. IT. NOW.

Good news, crypto bros! Theres never been a better time for you to start smoking

“I have over 3k followers on Bluesky.” - Me, justifying why I bought the iPad Pro and iPhone Pro to the poor Apple Store employee that didn’t ask.

In the 1920s they had these illegal porn comics called "tijuana bibles" and I decided to make my own. I already dropped one on Patreon and selling a print version ( hit me up) Another one is coming up, here's a taste

kendrick was so real for this

cold frogs drink hot croako *deletes draft

his internal what?

Will stancil is the charlie kirk of the blue

Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys

Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts

guy about to announce the invention of the chair: you're gonna wanna sit down for this.

the only time elon makes me excited and inspired about the future is when he’s clearly posting through a severe depressive episode

Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

Okay so, as a professional comics scholar, I can tell you that Deeny's tijuana bibles are AMAZING and PERFECT and REALLY, REALLY HOT Subscribe to their Patreon!!!!!

This is what babysitting is like if you're too high

i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is

thanks to paul and the rest of the bluesky dev team i'm sorry about all those things i called you

mid rock

Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys

Oh shit oh fuck

Is where it should have stayed

✍️

Ban Jesse singal and bring back link

oh sure but you still won’t give us what we really want/need

my favorite thing about the olympics are the medicine ads explaining to me how they’re going to kill me

lol .

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs

Fuck Discord je retourne sur le forum Québec64

fuck discord i’m going back to the club penguin forums

what the hell is going on? tonight, we break it down for white people.

May we meet again on the eternal shores of Microsoft teams

In the 1920s they had these illegal porn comics called "tijuana bibles" and I decided to make my own. I already dropped one on Patreon and selling a print version ( hit me up) Another one is coming up, here's a taste

*mutes every word in this skeet*

everyone on bluesky will be okay since we’re all 38 years old

curling with guns

Me having a five year old phone that dies every three days is misandry.

Can I say anything without you getting mad at me?

Billy Baldwin when he forgets which brother is which

Gone Gurt (2025)

why are ppl still bringing tweet screenshots here to show off racist stuff said by the best-known-racists on the planet? it's like y'all WANT them to have influence bc not a single soul needs 'evidence' they are racists; again, they're THE BEST KNOWN RACISTS ON THE PLANET