good card alert

“mr. horny ryan, another DDOS attack has hit the bsky PDS”

¡ATENCION CHISMOSO!

watching da fightins

All systems operational 😎 except for the crucial shit that's broken

ATTAWAY STUBBY WAY TO BREAK UP THE PLAY

Butt ass Doodoo shit website

quick the mods are distracted post about liking barely legal pornography

LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!!!

idk i feel like i would probably try to vibecode a failure mode that didn’t kill the entire website but that’s just me

of course I got myself addicted to the most dogshit social media platform in the world

ump behind the plate puts a little sauce on his punchout (complimentary)

cackling at the little pocket of domb voters down there

YOU CANNOT POST “mel brooks” AND “lifetime” THAT CLOSE TOGETHER

bro go read this guy’s wiki he was like some proto-rw grifter. after he left the lapd he wrote a book arguing that terry schiavo was “murdered” because of “gaps in the medical record”

Philadelphia's Fairmount Park was once core to the city's identity but now has many functional issues. The greatest issue is the degradation of the ability to safely & easily walk around the park. By looking at old maps and photos we can map where East Fairmount lost river trail connections:

there’s a seventh(!) in the wilmington yard

shout out to al my Philly bros, i got loveee for you all. when it comes to painting, it's all about living in the worst timeline.

cafe car update: not one, not two, but THREE TODDLERS are in the cafe car today. the two little girls are being sweet little angels and coloring. the boy is having trouble with “sitting down” and “keeping his pants on”

WHICH ONE OF YOU COUGHED ON KYLE

the charge might be “rare” but I quite literally had this exact same fact pattern happen to me the last time I had jury duty

nominative determinism alert

boss just emailed to tell us to wfh tomorrow and wednesday bc of the heat

no me gusta

“washington nationals mlb game”

THATS NOT HOW THE HATCH ACT WORKS DICKHEAD

Hunter Biden should apply

all claims barred by statute of limitations, the jury finds

that’s not what this disclaimer says. the disclaimer says “don’t come running back to us if somebody steals all of your money”

I’m Not Mad But Stop Calling Me That Goddamn It

let’s check out some other op-eds from that byline

If I were the opposition party I'd be saying anyone involved in creating this corrupt scheme will be prosecuted but also anyone accepting payments from it will at minimum be required to pay back the full sum with interest

it’s probably a good sign that amtrak is sending me status updates for my morning train that arrived in dc 3.5 hours ago, right?

if the fund is $1.776 billion you should really round that to $1.8 billion

There is one ironclad law in America, and it's that the closer you are to conservative activist spaces, the less you know ball

“washington nationals mlb game”

“hmm why are there three different types of pierogi on this chart?” ah, that makes sense

made it to my cube while only partially sweating out my hair product and now I have two fans blowing full blast in my face this fucking city will be the death of me

“hmm why are there three different types of pierogi on this chart?” ah, that makes sense

a SIXTH (6th) acela trainset has appeared in the newark yard

I feel like you gotta keep at least one leg in the carry-on, particularly for a multileg/multiairline international trip, no?

that’s a strange way to spell “scuttling”

I'm basically the rain man of bananas

cant sleep so I’m watching videos of freight trains to hypnotize me back to bed

as somebody who has never sent an unsolicited (or solicited, for that matter) dick pic in his life I have to say I am fascinated with the choice of camera angle here

YES Aaron Rodericks was terminating an incel. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

LET👏WOMEN👏THROW👏GLASS👏CUPS👏AT👏EACH👏OTHER👏IN👏FIGHT👏AT👏EL👏CAMINO👏

oh no a relative just followed me that’s not good

let the phillies wear the camo hats for the rest of the season they’re clearly inspired