very disappointed with my performance this month

I saw this, now you have to too #PeakLinkedIn

I’ma be PISSED if we only get that one good snowstorm this winter

@badposter.lol read the sign!

goodnight everybody

New tanking loophole unlocked

wouldn’t be my first choice of band merch but that’s why I’m not a rockstar

The Amtrak has tasted blood and thirsts for more.

If pedophiles can email back and forth from their official emails i feel like I can run a bsky copypasta doc from my .edu account

ok but who wants to duct tape me to a chair and force feed me anchovies

overcursed

And people call Brightline the murder train.

fake news all those northerners might as well be austrians congratulations to the new leader with 29 medals

I knew there was something fishy about people who reply without liking

well…are you gonna share the picks with the class?

🗣️TRAIN DON’T STOP

(baldymer accent) DEAUXNT WEYST YUR TOIME AWN MEE YUR AWLRAYDEE DA VOYS INSIDE MOY ED

GEORGE! GEORGE! Get me C-A-H-S-T-E-L-L-A-A-N-O-S-E! I owe a lot of money to a Russian loan shark and need him to hit a home run for me!

START SPREADIN THE NEWS

looks like it’s time for you people to learn that a “junk bond” is not inherently a bad thing or necessarily a signal of financial instability. all it means is that it is not “investment grade” bc the risk is higher. my question is why would nvidia-a chip manufacturer-want to lease a data center?

not including onions on a list of foods that picky eaters avoid is also how you can tell a human didn’t make this

Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. Casty, by way of contrast, blew up like a firework. Never a dull moment. A wildly frustrating player. Will always love him. Fuck me up, Adolis Garcia. Show me a good time. I've been eyeing you for years.

this is why millennials can’t afford houses smh my head

literally zero. the black licorice is a recent development and might actually only apply to shriver’s salt water taffy.

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

Some of you guys are just too stupid to be in my mentions.

the genuine spite that some of you have towards a baseball player is probably not healthy!

Pagliei started his pro career in CFL. He came to Philly in 1959. He didn't get much playing time but did get one on Norm Van Brocklin. Pagliei was the backup punter. He had only one punt in 1959. It was 45 yards and juiced his stats. "I rubbed that in" www.inquirer.com/eagles/joe-p...

nobody is more invested in a baseball salary cap, and nobody makes worse points about a baseball salary cap, than people who have covered the pittsburgh pirates for a living.

This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia

Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone

They really gotta bulldoze the Ben Simmons/Castellanos mansion, it’s really not working out. Bad vibes or something not right going on there

seamus and the fellas are gonna be going in studs up you can count on that

Cleveland Browns front office:

PHILLIES: nick we're letting you go NICK CASTELLANOS: [holding open beer in the dugout]

cafe car update: there is a gentleman who is gaming on a switch but he also has his phone propped up so he can also watch workaholics

suck it, kid rock

Baseball players should be allowed to drink a delicious cold beer in the dugout

@realqrampage.fightins.online your google alert!

All the best to Nick Castellanos. I hope you have one more Good Home Run in ya, buddy.

Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.

stocking presidente in the clubhouse for all the latin players >>>

@bageltechno.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨NEW BAR AT UNION STATION🚨🚨🚨

Wondering if your kid isn’t too interested in the same weird conspiracy theories you are? Jus pul em fro scho!

YOU GUYS FORGOT TO REMIND ME THE WOMEN’S CURLING HAS STARTED

my hands are so dry and cracked it stings to put lotion on

A+ on the group project

Sorry, just realized how weird it is to be a white guy who once interned for Bush-Cheney who has spent like...15 years now?...griping about how the Democrats need to get better at making Spanish language a central part of the party's everyday comms and campaigns.