Car engines make the air around them hotter Asphalt roads and parking lots make the air above them hotter The dearth of tree cover in your town is because of cars The inadequate green space in your neighborhood is because of cars Not tailpipe emissions. Just cars of any kind being cars

reading a recap about a Twitch stream, it's basketball offseason

(dyslexic voice) this is fucked up, man.

we don’t talk enough about the pre match gift exchange in international soccer

Hearing this & doing the “girl who is going to be ok”

godDAMN

I’ll admit that this is kind of a “no one talks shit about my family but me” thing but Canadians are not allowed to do “death to Amerikkka”-posting, you guys are 30% mass child grave by landmass

I can’t believe people are actually openly rooting for the swiss national team. don’t they know about the nazi gold?

VACUUM!

so much talk about wanting to see portugal-spain, but what i want to see is portugal’s pain

see you in 2030, king

¡no la toca!

horseshit

EAT SHIT RONALDO

AT THE DEATH!!!!!!

FWA FWA FWA FWA FWA

Drake and Ronaldo in the same building

I can’t believe people are actually openly rooting for the portuguese national team considering how they treated the angolans

I cant believe people are actually openly rooting for the croatian national team. don’t they know thats where graham platner got his tattoo?

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

SPORTS. APP.

AHAHHAHA IVE NEVER SAID A BAD THING ABOUT THE OFFSIDES RULE

I can't believe Cristiano Ronaldo would be accused of rape and then hold his team back when he's totally washed, massive disrespect of Kobe Bryant's legacy

ENORMOUS GOAL FOR PEOPLE BORN IN 1989

Personally, I enjoy liking things. If I wanted more joyless dorks to tell me the stuff I enjoyed was actually morally problematic for superficial reasons, I would have stayed Mormon. Sheesh.

Ah I see we’re doing the HOW DARE YOU CHEER FOR THE USMNT discourse again, all led by these dorks

I really don’t want to see you almost nude pics so pardon me as I block you. Nothing against you. It’s me.

the most annoying part of the fart sniffers who are like “uh, you’re rooting for the usmnt? problematic!” is how they refer to “americans” as if they aren’t ***also an american***

John Kruk to NASA astronaut Christina Koch: "Explain to the folks what rice pudding was like up in space." ... "Y'all have beer up there?" Koch: "No, we do not. Carbonated beverages do not do well without gravity..." ⚾️🚀🎙️😂

live view of luka modrić

You’re so edgy, dude. You are so fucking cool.

@lerbonjanes u like what u see

I thought they got rid of starmer

once again subskeeting one specific person to say: the phillies are going to lose at least 30 more games before the end of the season you do not need to post like the world is ending after every single loss

NOTIFY CUTCH

yamal out here collecting nutmegs like trading cards

Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this

is the gentleman behind home plate wearing an orange phillies shirt to match his hokies hat?

somebody who’s better at computer needs to clip krukker talking about sampling alpo

gendered insults are wrong. however,

alec bohm defensive wizard???

My dad would have 100% tried to earhole me and then strike me out.

we are so back

Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning

of course they live rent free in my mind, i ain't no landlord

I’m in an uber and the driver has no a/c and has been having a very personal phone call on speaker the whole time

I don't see the problem, everybody there will have their own hydration station.