[ambient levels of ibuprofen continuously circulating inside me commandeering speech centers of my brain] 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣. 𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟. 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕥

Halal truck HAS to get one right?

congratulations to our boulevard pretzel vendors on their achievement

Austin had 4 single star restaurants in the first Texas Michelin guide in 2024, and then added 3 more in the 2025 guide. Philly will likely be similar or slightly more, as a larger city with a few more upscale fine dining options. I’ll guess 5 star restaurants and 15 Bib Gourmand (next step down)

We're gonna throw a parade on Broad for the Pho75 star

ok but which cheesesteak places deserve a michelin star besides angelo’s and jrp

I’m setting the o/u at 6.5 stars total

I gotta get over to wood street to try this

subbed out a double jack for the traditional train beer and apparently my tolerance was not prepared

ELECTRIFY MARC AND MAKE IT ONE REGIONAL SYSTEM 😈

I have a the gaslight anthem lyric tattooed on my forearm because it’s also a reference to one of my favorite springsteen songs…and one of my least favorite springsteen songs

RUN MARC TO NEWARK OR SEPTA TO PERRYVILLE SO WE CAN DO PUBLIC TRANSIT BY RAIL ALL THE WAY TO MANASSAS

SEPTA x MARC

lol hell yeah

loony tunes ass potus

it’s gonna end up being the loser of one of these games

I think Sesame Place's marketing team should really consider that there's more than one definition of "Furry" these days.

a stamp costs 78¢

Jack Schlossberg's Spotify account is public. Currently going through his playlist called "Levitate" which includes Aaron Carter's smash hit, "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)."

Josh Shapiro "The Get Things Done" Governor!

I still yell PLAY ON SAYS THE REFEREE in a terrible british accent every single time I watch the soccer bc of this game

epstein didn't kill himself

they’re gonna start a chicken wing show next week

once again thinking about Dr. Gay Hitler

Acknowledge Passage of Time OK | REMIND ME LATER

the fantasy gods giveth (jameis starting) and they taketh away

it’s not illegal to be drunk and belligerent towards the good samaritan who drives you home!

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.

groimes, thee ipsteen foiles are in the news ageen!

absolutely bizarre thing to write considering they’re 3-2 without joel this year (and only one of those losses wasn’t close!)

kids these days will never get to experience a band whose entire gimmick is “the lead singer is a big fat guy who kinda raps and also shreds on harmonica”

It's a little silly how many US service members convert to Norse Paganism and then start growing a beard, but why on Earth that would be high on the list of your priorities as Secretary of Defense is beyond me. Go build an aircraft carrier or something.

idk why we wasted "attractive nuisance" on a legal term of art instead of using it as a term to describe shitposters who are good looking

lots of paperclips lying around tho

just got a completely legitimate email from the privacy office at work that looks like the most phishy email I’ve ever seen

sideburns are still too long per the regs

Marx failed to consider government by open cabal of pedophiles

walking through the hallways at the office, politely smiling and nodding at my coworkers as the poet of our generation, william frederick durst, screams “I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE” into my airpod

passing people in the hallway at work, pointing to my airpods and stating “I’M LISTENING TO SLAYER” at an inappropriate indoor volume.

I even find Jeffrey Epstein's email address unsettling.

New GOAT of the genre

got some new business cards

after monday night’s win they need to let that guy who called that youtuber’s fiancee a mean name back in the linc

vibe coding a trust and safety team

whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business

I know this is less important than regional rail which is systemwide, but the red arrow trolleys have been an absolute mess the past few months also with far less reporting.

my comments after rostering jameis in my dynasty league for the past four years:

I need you guys to understand how little effort I put into these and they still end up syncing together. like I was shocked how well the “1-2 345 sixers” bit matches the beat.

sixers win

It's cheaper to take the PR hit on a big outcry around Link or Kendzoir than to open the door to reviewing decisions, AT ALL. Autocracy is cheap and ruthlessly efficient. Democracy is messy and expensive. bsky.app/profile/nnsc...