@chainchompist.bsky.social is my muse

Should Philly paint one of the world‘s largest murals on the back of the PSFS Building?

you say tomato i say tomato you say potato i say the result of natural interbreeding between wild tomatoes and a potato-like species from south america about 9 million years ago let’s call the whole thing off

Me to me:

I AM TOO DRUNK TO MAKE YALL A PRETTIER PIE CHART TBH

probably fuckin Skips fault tbh

Wawa: yes WaWa: no Wa Wa: please move out of this region and never look back, we will burn down your house and sow the earth with salt

no no i said only woman should make sandwiches. you’re twisting the story just like CNN.

there goes skip saying women can’t be raccoons again #cancelskip

…and he’s absolutely who I want my team to play in the first round of the playoffs

no jalen on this list is shocking

who up fucking farting their entire ass

if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible

2003 - Goo Goo Dolls - Dale Earnhardt Tribute Concert "Slide" : 203s

Skip two weeks before getting cancelled after buying me lunch and hugging me very…uncomfortably… and saying “take a picture to prove to everyone I *do* have a truck”

the old lore fights back

Skip what are your thoughts on rice cookers

oh no

wow i could forgive truck skip for all the other stuff he's done but not not having an opinion on rice cookers

did you ask for consent first, cause i don't remember giving it. it's over for you skip. its so ove.r

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Repeat after me: I am not cleverer than Luigi Mangione. I am not cleverer than David Lynch. I am not cleverer than Yoko Ono. I am not cleverer than Lowtax. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be cleverer than I am.

bluesky in a nutshell

Jalen Hurts was asked about the disparity between the Eagles' offense in the first half and second half against the Bills in Week 17.

Going viral Going viral with a joke with a take

Demon Slayer is better than The Wizard of Oz.

welcome to Birdsky, where "maybe it will happen today" might also mean "Patullo finally gets canned"

posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does

I wish I would’ve written down more of my grandpa’s sayings bc he would’ve been an amazing poster

gee I wonder what will happen

i love that the ken burns american revolution documentary is all about how the British didn't know ball

to the (presumably) bills fan who saved this: WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT DAT???

….the Eagles had 17 yard of offense in the entire second half, why would you go for 2 instead riding it into overtime at home?

won a game where the offense put up LESS THAN TWENTY YARDS in the second half

HAHAHAHAHA

lol there was a false start on allen there

man at least they chewed *some* clock instead of throwing three incompletions

goedert sucks as a fullback stop that

NVM BREADMANNNN

BEE GEE

“why is brady wearing one glove” because quarterbacks (other than SUPER BOWL CHAMPION kenny “two gloves” pickett) never wear gloves on their throwing hand. learn ball.

Baun with the hit...Dejean just shoves a 340lb dude out of the way. Didn't count but so what.

sixers is a disgrace