burned a sick day today so I think I’m gonna take a fist full of tylenol and go look at trains #RizzEmWithTheTism

he’s done it again (gamefacesports88 on ig)

the rapture is in beta testing right now so you’ll need an invite code from someone who’s already there

bro

hell yeah! the “liver” isn’t real, therefore it can’t fail

i don't think a jeffries endorsement matters at all in this race at this point but also, it is perfectly reasonable to not vote for democrats entirely because of this

today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:

go birds?

Jordan Davis

two (2) blocked field goals lol. lmao.

Chiefs 9 Giants 6 is the Sunday Night Football game, and people are saying that the Tush Push is ugly football?!?

⚪ Atheist ⚪ Agnostic ⚫ Antagonist. Fight god.

Nobody do it like him.

Losing job because of choke

too many defensive penalties result in automatic first down

🗣️BIG DOG MOVIN

Back on July 24th, a prophecy was revealed:

jalen interrupting jordan’s “facetime” segment on football night in america was pure joy

what I’m saying is it is far past time for us to cancel @adrew.dadguy.online

daLLas

THEY BENCHED DAKOTA

Oh, Jalen Hurts beat, Prescott, Mahomes, and Stafford. Remember that narrative.

prak descott imo

bear down chicago bearsssssss

down 17 in the fourth quarter? it’s dakota “the accumulator” prescott’s time to shine!

bear down chicago bearsssssss

Eagles running away from the Rams ⬅️ January | September ➡️

torey lovullo you dingus

their minds are clearly elsewhere.

phils are in babip hell

Jordan Davis after saving the Eagles

I think it might be time to drop odell beckham jr in my dynasty league

put jordan under center for the tush push.

Mets fans blaming pride night and Chappell Roan for their downfall is the best thing ever. I couldn't ask for more.

i’d be so pissed about my 401k if i got raptured

bruh,

the eagles won, the mets are out of a playoff spot, and dallas is down multiple scores to chicago and you think the phillies losing bothers me??

the phillies are clearly using the same strategy the birds used earlier. topper will straighten things out at halftime.

could finish the day tied for the last wc spot

that bears strip—a clean yoink of the ball away from a running ball carrier—is one of those plays that makes you think, “can they just do that? why don’t they always just do that?”

The Rams had Karty, but the Eagles had playboys.

oh yeah jalen carter was marginally offsides on the first blocked kick, so prepare for that to become The Narrative this week

phils being defensive masterminds as usual

🗣️TRAIN DONT STOP

Davis hit 18.59 MPH on that return hahahahhahaa

basically shut em out in the second half