McCain: injured thumb; permanently restricted to 5 minutes Barlow: lacerated by basketball, never to be seen or heard from again. Joel Embiid: knee cartilage replaced by bone on bone contact in innovative procedure; will play 50 minutes weekly Paul George: injured while clubbing is his 30’s; died

nick nurse must give the most uninspiring locker room speeches ever conceived

dombrowski is gonna try to add four more lefty bats to the lineup

full disclosure: most of my education about modern american presidents came from my appearance in a community theatre production of steven sondheim’s “assassins”: a dark comedy musical about the attempted (and successful) assassinations in us history

charliiiiiieeeee GUITEAU never said never or heard the word no

“just grind up some of the chips” no, that’s how you get cool ranch seasoned masa, not cool ranch seasoning

reggie miller saying he would’ve been a sixer if he didn’t get picked by indiana 😭

i like the way you work it (no skibidi) i gotta bag it up (bag it up)

lol the gamecocks wbb team just beat cl*ms*n 20-2 in the fourth quarter

this will probably lose me some followers but this is where I speak my truth: gritty’s position as an internet meme is hackneyed. it’s played out.

the fact that doritos doesn’t sell bottles of cool ranch seasoning feels like an enormous missed opportunity

@phillies.com PLZ RESPOND

idk how he narrowed it down to just four of the police academies

look at what you’ve done to me @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

I also have youtube premium…LADIES

hey just so everybody knows you actually have to go and opt-in to get your $20 credit from youtubetv they’re not just taking it off everybody’s bill automatically

it's not easy to eat pasta in a hammock, but it's worth it

three (3) replies referencing the pa lottery xmas commercial in less than 20 minutes the brand is incredibly strong

living in america is just constantly having a years-old commercial jingle stuck in your head for weeks at a time

they should just rotate between these and the spectrum version

everything wrong in the film industry is marvel’s fault

#Eagles record (including playoffs) under Nick Sirianni 4-0 vs LAR,GB 3-0 vs MIN 2-0 vs DET,CAR,JAC,PIT 1-0 vs CHI,CIN,BAL,CLE,MIA,NE,BUF,HOU,TEN,IND 7-2 vs WAS 8-3 vs NYG 2-1 vs NO 3-2 vs KC 5-4 vs DAL 1-1 vs ATL,ARI,NYJ,DEN 1-2 vs SF 2-4 vs TB 0-1 vs SEA,LAC,LV 61-25 (.709) total

dread is habit forming

The true beauty of Philadelphia is that it’s perfectly cosmically balanced. The universe will never let us experience any amount of success without equivalent suffering.

blocked a mufo and the eagles won we call that a successful evening

jesus christ look how many philly sickos stuck around at lambeau

americans really are as dumb as we make ourselves out to be

Watching back the 4th and 2 gun run and good gawd look how quickly the entire Philly DL wins

they're gonna show that game on a loop at CIA black sites for years

packers and eagles are going to meet again in the playoffs and the final score will be 51-47

micah parsons said GB only needs to score 20 to win and they couldn't do that tonight

never a doubt.

that’s dpi but whatever

the playcalling is what got like four players ejected for throwing punches, apparently

Packers are gonna be obsessed with banning illegal formation penalties now lmao

jalen phillips eagles legend

If only Green Bay had a play to automatically gain 1 yard

JORDAN LOVE CANNOT SQUAT 600

Packers’ comeback falling short because they don’t have a 4th and 1 play … it’s perfect. Flawless. This is all worth it now.

THIS IS A DEFENSE FIRST TEAM WHEN YOU BEGIN TO REALIZE THIS YOU WILL ENJOY WATCHING THEM PLAY FOOTBALL A LOT MORE

all they had to do was run a couple draw plays. they love draw plays.

Saquon chewing up 5 yards a clip, perfect time to throw twice. I cannot stand Patullo.

fullback saquon is hilarious

MICAH PARSONS CHEATER

do the first drive again. play for play.

that’s an uncatchable ball but it’s still dpi