bluesky in a nutshell

Jalen Hurts was asked about the disparity between the Eagles' offense in the first half and second half against the Bills in Week 17.

Going viral Going viral with a joke with a take

Demon Slayer is better than The Wizard of Oz.

welcome to Birdsky, where "maybe it will happen today" might also mean "Patullo finally gets canned"

posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does

I wish I would’ve written down more of my grandpa’s sayings bc he would’ve been an amazing poster

gee I wonder what will happen

i love that the ken burns american revolution documentary is all about how the British didn't know ball

to the (presumably) bills fan who saved this: WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT DAT???

….the Eagles had 17 yard of offense in the entire second half, why would you go for 2 instead riding it into overtime at home?

won a game where the offense put up LESS THAN TWENTY YARDS in the second half

HAHAHAHAHA

lol there was a false start on allen there

man at least they chewed *some* clock instead of throwing three incompletions

goedert sucks as a fullback stop that

NVM BREADMANNNN

BEE GEE

“why is brady wearing one glove” because quarterbacks (other than SUPER BOWL CHAMPION kenny “two gloves” pickett) never wear gloves on their throwing hand. learn ball.

Baun with the hit...Dejean just shoves a 340lb dude out of the way. Didn't count but so what.

sixers is a disgrace

Eagles Secondary

Shame Cook was down because DeJean shoving over an offensive lineman so he could pick up the ball would've been the kind of highlight that got played in every highlight package for 10 years

BREADMAN

lmao dejean pushing the offensive lineman away from the ball

Will Shipley can't be getting touches ahead of Tank Bigsby on offense.

way to definitely use a personal foul (tripping) to draw a separate personal foul, syd

sixers are having another third quarter (derogatory)

THATS RIGHT

man that field squirtin

i see why eagles fans wanna send this OC on a one way trip to the sun

it’s absolutely pissing a freezing cold rain in buffalo and the bills have a porous run defense, so naturally it’s three passing plays to begin the game

I got two screens one for the sixers and one for the birds

🏈 TB 17 - 20 MIA FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 300 times before. Last time: Dec 14, 2025 New Orleans Saints defeated Carolina Panthers

Starting a new app called BluesGuy and we're gonna call em "Scats"

current mental gymnastics… IF THE EAGLES WIN TODAY: wow huge win, real quality win, needed this heading into the playoffs, big statement by the champs IF THE EAGLES LOSE TODAY: doesn’t matter, it’s fine, weren’t really trying anyway, just gotta stay healthy for the playoffs

No we are not. Congress must act on this.

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say NAMBLA has a spilling jice problem

Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.

cheeseburger lunch, eagles by 100, fuck buffalo, go birds

Likes are free, people still don’t know this

opening up the dms to message a moot in order to apologize profusely on behalf of a separate mufo who replied to a reply of mine without liking the previous posts in the thread