"That wasn't a very good idea to piss him off." Apparently Marcell Ozuna told Cristopher Sánchez that he was gonna homer off him 😬

put that thing away, kyle

Cristopher Sanchez absolutely TORTURED Marcell Ozuna all day. 👀 Stare-downs. Fist Pumps. Laughed. Struck him out 4 times...on his way to a career high 13 strikeouts.

twerking for .500

put that thing away, kyle

bars

he’s not gonna get the maddux ☹️

cris’s changeup tonight

"E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES"

Noise cancelling head phones are the best thing that ever happened to me

This place should be invite-only again

also it’s unfair that the pirates got sheetz for their jersey patch and we got stuck with the local bcbs health insurance bullshit tacky ass blue patch.

Last time Bubba got shelled this bad Lieutenant Dan lost his legs

oh cris that was MEAN

kneecap, le do thoillllll

you witnessed a miracle

kneecap, le do thoillllll

lmao gritty’s comment

Checkmate, DoorDash

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travel tip!

Dans la bouche. Et avec un niveau CE1 en anatomie, on sait qu'on finit par faire caca une partie de ce qu'on a mangé.

time is a flat circle Go Phils

never a doubt

if you want an edit button you can pay for twitter

none of you will see poster’s valhalla you should all be ashamed of what you’ve done

protein culture has gone too far

get him off my team

the rav3rd inning

“middle reliever aaron nola” has a ring to it

Deleting and reposting remains free

Every Bluesky post edit should cost a dollar

7-4-3!

Real posters either catch the typo in 2s and delete and repost, or let it ride forever. Edit button is for children.

editing posts option is a bad idea 👍

none of you will see poster’s valhalla you should all be ashamed of what you’ve done

editing your posts is in direct opposition to Poaster's Bushido. True Poasters would never.

“on the bench with me” lmaoooo

I’m dealing with a slight sinus thing right now and the stuff that the naväge is sucking out of my head is, quite frankly, horrifying.

while you were worrying about a thucydides trap i studied how to make those cheeks clap

This idea sickens me

a truck with loudspeakers blaring and signs for sharif street’s congressional campaign just pulled down my street. I do not live in his district.

series win