Good night

Forcing myself to go to bed when all I want is to play RE4. I finally get it. I finally get Resident Evil. I feel like I’ve ascended a bit.

I know we revisit this every once in awhile but it’s ridiculous how you just can’t play P.T. A genuine modern horror classic & it’s gone. I thought for sure Konami would release it after a new Silent Hill/Kojima game got made but there we are post DS1 & 2 as well as SH2Remake & SHF & nothing

Ah man that’s nasty

Done chapter 3. Ready to put this castle & the annoying little guy behind me.

holy shit

that man was swallowed up in the deep

I don’t know if I’m tired or what but this is the hardest I’ve laughed at anything in a long time, crying, coughing, and woke up my wife & a few of the cats.

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

Look at how they massacred my dashing, sexist boy

won't see that in spring training

I’m on Chapter 3.3 & I t’s with regret that I must say that, despite the very cool premise, I do not care for the Castle levels of Resident Evil 4. For no other reason than I am little baby & I keep getting lost & I don’t like getting lost in games.

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

The upside here is that IF they get in (& I think they do) they’re essentially playing with house money. The big 4 will be healthy & nobody thinks this team is going anywhere. They’ll get experience and we’ll have a pretty stress free playoff experience. Not bad, all things considered

I still really want the Sixers to get in. Playoff experience is actually important. Maxey & VJ getting that experience now will be enormously beneficial to the future. I don’t care if all that matters is a round 1 or 2 loss. Gotta get the experience.

Maxey finger sprain is going to cost him at least 2 games, this season might actually be over over.

Yesssssss hahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Probably the biggest disappointment so far in Resident Evil 4 has been that it doesn’t try to be scary at all (though it’s spooky elements are aces). This boss fight was a wonderful change of pace, I was legitimately creeped out. Felt like Dead Space in a barn.

this reads like @joshposting.bsky.social trying to repeat back @crushbort.bsky.social’s post and failing miserably

My wife waking me up asking me to get in the kitchen and make her lemon angel hair pasta

Feel compelled to always share this whenever Ken Griffey Jr pops up on my timeline

Griffin Jax cannot be a real human name, that’s a wacky character from a PlayStation 3rd person platformer

LET ME TELL YOUSE ABOUT THE BATTLE OF SARATOGA

The British are losing the British are losing

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

SCHWARBOMB

Harper has been hit by so many pitches that he should be allowed to punch any pitcher that hits him now. Enough.

SCHWARBOMB ON THE BRITS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

They went 0-4 against them but this was probably the least frustrating Hawks game this season. They simply don’t have enough.

This game has unfortunately fallen into the “what if we still had Jared McCain” territory. And maybe someone who could rebound the ball. Alas!

I love Kelly Oubre

Players who actually scare me Donte DiVincenzo in a Knicks uniform Derrick White Brook Lopez CJ McCollum Deuce McBride

CJ McCollum has never had a bad game against the Sixers

Quinn Snyder looks like a substitute teacher. I don’t know how to explain this but it makes sense

Reagan deciding to illegally fund the contras

Really needed that Jordan Davis news. Needed something nice to come out of the Eagles after this miserable AJ Brown saga

If I’m graham im absolutely not concerned with any political or legal blowback but I would probably be looking over my shoulder a bit more for any parents who lose their children in the war

Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

Just saw Tatum’s box score & highlights. I’m really happy for him, what a return. Really happy for the Celtics fans too, it’s about time something went right for them

He’s going to look great in Raven purple. I like this a lot.

God I love baseball.

SchwarScore