Kerr has made those owners *billions* of dollars, & brought the 4 rings, but saying “we should improve society somewhat” is too much for them to take.

Filoni is such a fucking hack, man. It’s such a small thing because he’s the boss now but I love how much it bothered him that Andor got called “the good Star Wars show”.

Had no idea that the Michael Jackson movie was going to be a hit. Didn’t think that generic looking music biopics could still do that. Elvis being huge made sense, that had the Baz sauce & sizzle

::gob bluth talking about the mj biopic:: Michael…..

Chicago Pope when are you going to come over and watch GOODBYE, DRAGON INN

Meanwhile Jaxson Dart plays like his payday loans are getting auto drafted tomorrow

The analysis I need

Hmm not sure this is the plot I’d go with but we’ll see if they pull it off.

Some old man creepily said bye to my elementary school aged daughter & I think it’s about time I get her a Gun.

Game 3 tonight

Rewatching for the millionth time

"Mike smiled, and his canines and incisors were white and sharp. The smile itself was a mere flexing of the muscles around the mouth; it never touched the eyes. They retained their original dead blankness." — @stephenking.bsky.social, 'Salem's Lot

What, me worry?

Gonna need the Celtics to go 2/50 from 3 tomorrow. Please. They already won a title, I need this so much more than they do.

Too lazy to do it but pretend I turned Batman into Ant & Caesar Romero into Jokic

Red Panda night, who has it better than us right now

Fetterman, Flyers, & now Lemon. We are fully into the Pittsburgh century of humiliation.

Granted I don’t watch enough Wolves & Knicks games to have a super informed opinion on this but man does it seem like the Wolves won the KAT trade.

This reminds me, I’m really excited for the final NIN Coachella set this weekend.

I am going to terribly miss AJ Brown but I’ll have 0 ill feelings towards him. 2 NFC titles & a Super Bowl win that’s easily my favorite sporting memory of all time. Lifetime pass from me.

Goodbye, AJ Brown. I'll never forget those Super Bowl runs or the time you walked back denying the moon landing but only like 70%.

Oh man this person was Maaaad

Still better than Tobias Harris

Those eventual pictures we get of AJ Brown giving Vrabel a copy of Inner Excellence is going to win a Pulitzer

Basketball is fun 😀

YOU LEFT TOO MUCH TIME, CJ!

Brunson immediately airballs after I post. It’s not enough to knock the Sixers out in 2024 he has to make me look like an asshole too.

Every once in awhile I am right about things

Hawks had plenty of chances to put this away & they just didn’t. Could still win but at this point I believe in Brunson getting it done.

Am I just old? Not one draft pick has kissed the commissioner on the lips tonight. There’s “playing it cool” and there’s being disrespectful. Look like you care.

Knicks immediately cut it to 4 after I posted this. Someone on the team definitely follows me & showed the players my post.

If Atlanta knocks out the Knicks there’s a non zero chance that Doc Rivers is the coach next year

Hawks?

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

Haven’t been able to watch the Phillies much at all but unfortunately it turns out that 8-17 is a record that’s bad enough to do the near impossible, have me concerned in April

works for me, feel free to never vote again

All the respect in the world to the Bánh Mì, grilled cheese, Reuben, cheeseburger, BLT, etc but the Peanut Butter and Jelly is the best sandwich on the planet. You might see this & disagree but the next time you have one you’ll go “oh yea, Sean was right”

Having a pb&j 👍

new sports graphic alert

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

Good morning

“If ICE isn't allowed to do it, then neither is Gritty.” is going to stick with me for awhile.

Didn’t realize Judd Apatow used a burner.

Great song, great album. That whole thing was such a neat project, one of my favorite pieces of art we got from the lockdowns

FLYERS

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social

The extent to which guys just beat the shit out of each other in the playoffs is really something #hockey #imlearning

FLYERS