This is not, like, tremendously important, but it is funny

equally important than "who is we" when analyzing a text is "who is they"

the only good podcasts are the secret type not illustrated here, which is "graduate student explains his doctoral research to you over 800 episodes"

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we wouldnt have such a gerontocracy problem if paid legislators better so they could afford elder care send tweet

Kinda makes you wonder if there's a high frequency shop that has identified people close to trump and bought their order flow to frontrun the frontrunners

fuck!~!

falcatus: Also Fuckin' Goofy

evolution was really hopped up on some goofy shit when it made the stethacanthus

happy 25th Anniverary of Randy Johnson Killed A Bird That One Time Day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_o...

yeah, that dude deserved to have his shit rocked by the reacher guy. for hubris, and also for the other behavior

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No they wont

Sweet, the lines are gonna get fixed by Friday

"Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg was a liberal" is actually a post i have seen multiple times, from more than one person, in this webzone. its incredible stuff.

i have more sous vided my brain, or pickled it, than properly cooked it by being online. low and slow

Big problem with Monarch Legacy Of Monsters is that a lot of the cast keeps thinking that theyre maybe be as cool as Kurt Russell and then Kurt Russell shows up and they just look sad

Chuck Schumer CAVES on My Bedtime Demands

Libs be driving like this, but leftists be driving like *this*

Lol valero's piece of shit caught fire again. Great, cool

this is not actually any different from any other day in the basement of terminal E at IAH to be quite honest

Zoomers be calling the little pocket inside the big pocket in their jeans the tide pod pocket. Thanks, I'll be here all week

Its gonna be like that Spanish porn guy that was ritually injecting scorpion venom into his testicles and accidentally killed a protégé

Eating some beans #beans

Are we sure about this name, folks

no you don't understand. this is a tactical lean. i'm operationally playing candy crush while drawing overtime pay

grandpa sez: LOG OFF

The National Literacy Institute is not a disinterested source here; their business is selling courses. Their numbers do not reflect data from the NCES' study (part of the PIAAC), you know, an actually rigorous study. Also conflating literacy skills with critical reasoning, as here, is a mistake.

If I see one more half-baked take about the millennium challenge war game I am going to frown so sternly

Balding California "environmentalist" moment. Go back to jerking off over malthus, man

Keanu got $30mm in salary alone, plus pointd, for the matrix sequels and that was twenty years ago. MBJ could charge a lot more

mueller, he croaked

Communism is when you return home from work at the 50 acre gravel plant to freeze bc the administrator forgot that rail construction would block the road to the heating plant that the bus line uses for 18 months bc the administrator forgot to use more than one bus to the rail construction depot

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Thats goddamn right

We need a word for this kind of neck/face age gap

This is misleading. Here's how much the MA Millionaire Tax raised vs the most generous possible assumption of how much combined revenue was lost from millionaire movers.

The criminality of Nixon! The moral void of Ford! The senility of Reagan! The dubious post-conspiracy pardons of Bush I! The Middle Eastern quagmire and economic crisis of Bush II! The Trump of Trump I! Through our powers combined we become POTUS-47, the ultimate Republican administration!

What do you mean the missing episode of MST3K has finally been found??? This is incredible news youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

i love to excitedly tell people to behold stuff.

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lol totally forgot to include the video of me chasing down a bride in her wedding dress to give her a free cone.

I do not think HR approved of this!!!

The Pitt crazy good this week

I like to think i take most of the change in the modern world in stride, but I do weep slightly to know that my kids will never understand the magic of 25 Cent Wing Night

In toddler culture, it’s considered a high honor to be offered a half-eaten string cheese covered in ranch dressing.

someone just called me the "guy who killed cinemasins" and if that's my legacy then i'll take it

@sodrock.bsky.social what's that naval game you've been playing