the actual problem here is that GRRM fundamentally doesn’t understand Tolkien’s project. when you’re aiming for literature, not realism, you don’t care about things like this. the Shire is (partly) a loving sendup of the bourgeois English country novel, where characters are always curiously sexless

He was writing what he knew, this was literally his courtship

If you have small kids, the endless parade of September birthdays is really revealing of how many married couples apparently only fuck on new years eve

The longer and weirder this one-upmanship goes the more I think a lot of them have noticed that the big man had another stroke too

Churchill, twelve brandies deep:

Fun fact: hes probably flying this himself, he's got type certs for 737s and 747s. He once deadsticked a Gulfstream into Washington national

Ok so you see Mark Hammil and Malcolm McDowell on there and you’re thinking “amazing, incredible”. Alright let me tell you: John “Gimli Rhys Davies is in this game. Tom “Biff” Wilson is in this game. Mark Dacascos is in this game. Casper Van Dien is in this game. WALTON GOGGINS IS IN THIS GAME

The 'Big Apple'. Phoenix

I always prefer to call it "timeout" rather than "suspended". Suspended implies a respect and an authority for the mods and timeout is both accurate and kind of belittling of them

Skill issue

Cracking a cold one in honor of the homies deferred

bob iger lapping up whatever slop trump tells him to while costco is about to soft-launch five new experimental genders

When your war on leaks is going well and you definitely aren't up to a handle of gin by noon

Its a good thing i dont run a movie studio, I'd be greenlighting a trilogy of heist movies that spends the entire first film assembling the team

if this man is 6'1" in his stocking feet i will eat my hat

i feel like porno missed an opportunity when it got really into doing cumshots but didn't do those really over-the-top reactions to getting shot that 80s movies had. catapulting sixty feet back and over a balcony, etc. maybe the union stunt riggers were too expensive?

i try to implement Reverse Kaizen in posting. i always strive to post worse

don't unmute until 0:26, fyi

personally i've never known somebody's deadname

3 inch inseam on mens shorts?? How about 1 inch inseam i’m trying to see some BALLS

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

I think it's really funny that both senate and house leadership have to lose votes to figure out what their count is

Succulent pizza meal

Imo theyre cowards if they dont. Let's make sure everyone knows that if donald trump doesn't make these Hard Choices, he will be a coward

remember that as every day goes by, donald trump has the best lawyers he will have for the rest of his life

i like bret deveraux' blog but it is a fucking minefield of inflating my book wishlist

I honestly dont want to know. If youre making hater fanfic of me I cannot emphasize enough that you need to find something better to do with your time than obsessively hate on me, one of the most boring men on the planet

Something that really pisses me off is that no matter where you look, these guys are all both evil and dumb. It’s hard to stomach both at the same time. It’s an extra humiliation

this is a really lovely little puzzle game, very much recommended

Interacted with an office of the social security administration today and, like most interactions I have with government bureaucrats, found them to be polite, helpful, and incredibly efficient

🎶he's losing men, hallelujah he's losing men🎵

Star Wars George Pearkes be like "Uh oh THYFERRA: ASHREN ATTACK DESTROYS XUCPHRA PROCESSING PLANT THYFERRA: BACTA SPOT PRICE UP 21% THYFERRA: ISARD IMPLEMENTS ENHANCED SECURITY MEASURES"

1) illegal, obviously, let's not lose sight of that 2) I hope The Cheese [redacted] [expunged] with a [expurgated] [removed] in front of [deleted] wife

ok my most tinfoil hat health theory is that the reason melania has reemerged and is always holding hands with him now is because he needs it to walk in a straight line

That said, "it would make sam alito really Upset" is a good place to start if you need some help building your vision

historical analogues are good but they are always analogues and approximate and not strict guidelines, because there simply arent any 60 year old but also 250 year old democracies to have elected a mad king but nominally only for four years

Some guys just have Goon Face

700 will also be the median age of attendees

Where my burt rutan heads at

Here lies donald trump. Look upon his chintzy plastic gold crap we got on mail order, ye mighty, and despair

no but seriously whose kid is nuzzi

wh- whu- wu- watch out!! 🫵😟 the 3:30 sleepies are right behind you!!

telling a kid they should be a lawyer when they grow up is an absolutely foolproof way to call them an annoying little shit without anyone getting mad at you

an important thing to remember is the game series Dragon Age is set on the world of Thedas, which is short for The Dragon Age Setting

[Dan aykroyd saying cattle mutilations are up while reading the newspaper in Sneakers voice] porn bots are up