have a majority of his audience even attended high school yet?

if you get a minute, check out Daft Punk's new single, "Get Lucky." sound of the summer.

Yes

Through peedfs my chains are broken

Two of the easiest levers to pull in the human brain are Horny and Angry and you know how much of the internet runs on the first one already.

Being skeptical of any media or journalism that is aimed at making you upset is how you stop yourself from becoming a fox news grandpa. You should not want to become a fox news grandpa.

I really dont think there's much of a story here, ngl

The president's fluids are fine and thats why he couldn't make it to new Jersey for the unveiling of a golden idol of himself

The memory care facility my dad is moving to soon does something similar.

Ironically, "equip every VLCC with Aegis and call them Defensively Armed Metchant Ships" is probably cheaper than what we are doing now

I dunno, what do we think lads

however, a starting character quirk being "Has Parents" is still probably the funniest thing any cRPG has ever done. They're just regular folks! they're nice! they're proud of their kid, who has grown up to be an adventurer!

can i interest you all in a 90 minute video about a yarn dyer who faked her death

this always works. if it doesn't work it just means you didn't scream at or polygraph enough people.

okay here's a petty gripe: if your game design incentivizes me to sleep in a bed regularly, why on earth would you write barks for NPCs where they make fun of you for sleeping

that scream you heard was every single lock-out tag-out guy on the planet screaming at the same time

damn, dog

honestly this is not that weird of an opener amongst 2nd graders. ive heard weirder

texas legislature pays $600/month (plus a per diem), and also only meets every other year unless the governor calls a special session at random times, which he usually does, thereby guaranteeing that the only people who can work there are wealthy lawyers or insurance agents.

had a grilled chicken sandwich and a bit of potato salad.

gonna be honest, I think this is a very weird shape for a boat

very excited for computer game Transport Fever 3 and hoping that they remember to include the game part of the game this time

there are too many things to do. please fix. [submit bug]

the wife! she is so aloof!

took a sales demonstration for a new piece of equipment today that had the fantastic selling point, compared to the last sales demo for a similar piece of equipment, that this one appears to actually work

I had a 2003, it was a really good little car and I miss it.

Its all just so stupid, but at least nobody will learn anything from it

Lol

bro this is totally a place of honor. look at it. they built these sick spires.

as an oldhead i am frequently confused by the use of the word "ban" to mean a 3 day timeout as opposed to a perma, ngl

Im thinking about these beans. Also eating them

Shaking W. W. Norton vigorously until a copy of Tower of Skulls part 2 comes out

Illiterate to the end

wheat, you stupid asshole

my second amendment right to engage in fisticuffs with the tyrannical leaders of my nation

you ever think about how abraham lincoln, liberator of slaves and first president of the united states, invented the chokeslam

more interesting question is which presidents couldn't you beat in a fight. like at the age they were president. lincoln would take most of us, i think.

mfer looking *pressurized* these days. keep him away from pointy objects

grandpa's fluids level: high, but thin

medications on which one can jerk off

the Lance McCullers Jr. Experience

giving starfield a try again as i look for something a little more active than the endless waiting on construction simulator W&R

It's Modelo time, foo.

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

Day #262: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1992)

man i really gotta get out to the good japanese grocer. need to make dashi for the freezer. being out of dashi really restricts my cooking