Ilan Worm Man it is on sight. Meet me at the Buccees in Texas City to receive your ass kicking

Tried to watch a Bridgerton and got distracted by the fact that they got the right queen but wrong year (and branch of service) for the beginning of construction of Blenheim Palace, which i guess is supposed to be called something else, so I had to turn it off

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Michael Shannon could go either way tbh

Oh also Michael Cera

Anson Mount

Comer simply does not have enough ball to try to hang one on slick willie

Damn, foiled again

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

OR, FRANKLY, UNDERSTAND THE ONE BOOK YOU KEEP CLAIMING TO HAVE READ, THAT WOULD ALSO BE A BIG IMPROVEMENT

nbc's soundboard can turn the crowd down, but nobody can do it to pigboy's actual ears, and thats beautiful

🚨new primitive technology video

we must go back in time and prevent this Event

the greatest sandwich ever created

many of our national, cultural, political, psychic, and sexual problems would be solved by the release of a new SSX video game.

-Peace on earth, goodwill to all men. And women. -I'll see what I can do.

texas gets the senators it deserves

it’s time for a #LunchSandwich

the Bowling for Soup guys at the end of their weirdly heroic and inspiring action movie before charging out bravely in their last stand:

with all due respect to @jamellebouie.net I do not think I actually have enough core strength for that

i appreciate that fox included basically full context for the remarks, almost like they kinda thought it was funny too or something

Frankly I'm surprised we haven't gotten a wave of pro AI propaganda dressed in leftist language before, people absolutely adore making "things that are personally convenient for me" and dressing it in social justice language One of the internet's top wrecker moves

Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs

i will never "do better" that is my solemn oath. every time someone tells me to do better i resolve to become 10% worse

i don't know if i've ever actually respected prue this much

[Deep sigh] the dementia didn't make trump racist, he was always racist. The dementia is fucking with his behavioral filters, which is also why hes gotten way more profane in public lately. Happens all the time!

Many of the people on this website are weird and unpleasant, im noticing

USPS blue mailboxes are stamped with year of manufacture. This is one of the oldest ones I've seen in a while. I am lots of fun at parties.

i like that the press corps will have no follow up questions to this, like who the staffer posting Official Government Communications at 1am is supposed to be, and what consequences they are supposed to have suffered for doing this

i love my tradewife (plumber)

i don't dislike crockett at all, i just have no fucking idea what she thinks she's trying to do

If Carol King has a strongest soldier its probably my mom

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills

really hope they do make more, because it felt just like coming home. a delightful time for the whole family.

that thing where your child won't pick out their sweater so you pick out their sweater but that sweater, upon review, does not align with their vision, so now, .05 seconds before the bus arrives, they WILL go pick out their own sweater, actually-- love that. best way to start the day

"kissing babies" is a very tied trope about politicians but you really can tell the ones who genuinely like kids. it's not many!

Ill be honest, I dont really have it in me to hate Kamala Harris. Lady got stuck in an impossible situation, tried, failed, wasnt even really her fault, I just can't bring myself to be mad at her about it. Too much else going on to be worth it.

(wearily) benghazi ain't goin' away!

climbing to the highest point on earth if anyone cairns

You dont have to interact with a YouTuber

This is a man who has done improv classes

honestly man i feel like people owe reddit an apology

Doing really complicated curses on the family line of people who drive around with their high beams on during the day

From Dallas, the news.... apparently official... comedy has been made legal again

At the risk of exposing exactly how old I am: New KMFDM album dropped. Is good. Have a playlist.

Oh my god Whittaker's actor is british?????

all these reputation defenders really being unable to make much progress because of Wikipedia editors and journalists is a very good reminder of why we have to defend them at all costs

Adjusting for the much lower amount of uppers and hallucinogens that its currently permissible to consume while making a television show, the new one fits right in with the OG