simply move the Issues Slider 5% to the center, wait for the monthly tick, and gain 3% vote share. easy.

Empirically, something about being a livestreamer seems to permanently impair your ability to keep those hands up

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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

James caan... what a dude

[Predicting the imminent and total economic collapse for the 905th time in a year] ah but you are simply confirming your priors with these "studies"

I've been thinking about this stupid part for several hours now. Its totally makeable but lol it needs so much welding

Wimdy bsky.app/profile/bren...

no really dawg it's crazy how many people jeff never bothered to get model releases for

Things that ain't going away: Epstein!!

Well, im satisfied. Nothing nefarious here.

the thing you gotta remember is that to be under 25 and self-identify as a republican you are, by definition, a fucking weirdo. also he's probably fucking with the reporter tbh

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

where do they find these yakubian homunculi

These are all of the empty seats on the state-appointed Houston ISD Board of Managers hearing meeting tonight. Texas Education Commissioner Mike Morath appointed board members who won’t even show up to their own meetings. Shameful. @texasaft.org @aft.org

Referring my unhappy children to my crisis PR firm re: dinner

The white house is a metaphor, man. A showy facade of a seat of government that is also suffering from poor management, deferred maintenance, and difficulty modernizing to meet a new era. Yet at the same time its unique, not a palace, but something that belongs to the people who are governed from it

oh yea thats the stuff

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

bunch of prestige media outlets trying to figure out, empirically, how close you could be to epstein safely. coincidentally at the same pro sporting event, probably okay. sharing a taxi? likely not okay.

this, too, is memory care

Thats right.

at last we have invented Brendan from the classic science fiction story Your Friend The Vending Machine

Beer graphic gonna have Eur*s pretending they don't drink mid mass-market beer.

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

We've lost the industrial capacity to manufacture consent domestically.

* TOP ENGINEERS AT CENTAURI PRIME UNIVERSITY ANNOUNCE SUCCESSFUL CREATION OF "TRIVALVE" SHELLFISH. "DELICIOUS WITH BUTTER" THEY SAY

this is really a wikipedia Bio Box for the connoisseurs, imo

right wing podcasters after having to work one day in an office:

nemeses, wrapped

The cure for the mail loneliness epidemic is forming competitive artillery teams

Cy Draven - 236 Subscribers is a real good freezeframe joke

there a trillion magazines now called like ThoughtThink. Unsaid. CensoredMedia. The Believer. CrossingLines. The New Principles Of Thought Project. and every single one has written the same article a million times over that is just "i had to take a diversity training at work and it was annoying"

this article is fun. but what will be really fun is the counter-articles

If Donald Trump could read he would be very upset

oh I can finally post my intrusive thought. Jud Duplentussy

this is, of course, exactly what republicans have always intended for vouchers to do: defund public education to facilitate the creation of a private system of segregation academies

I got the theme from M*A*S*H stuck in my head. Went to Youtube to play it and got not one but two screens asking me if I'm okay.

🧵 So... this was written by a policy analyst at the Cato Institute. Also, glaringly, she ignores the fact that there are only 100 thousand of the 10g vouchers available. For context, HISD has roughly 170 thousand students. There are more than 5 million k-12 students in Texas!

Little known fact, all over the Midwest are attractive blue farm silos and every time you see one you can know that those attractive blue silos caused a bankruptcy

THE WHITE ROSE, Glen Cook , 1985.

better men than you have tried to kill CENTCOM, cheeseboy.

there is actually story about the fraught relationship between far right revanchists and the broader historical wargaming hobby but it is not this story, which is written by a child

Dreidel dreidel dreidel, at Vegas I will play Dreidel dreidel dreidel, baby's new shoes, I say Dreidel dreidel dreidel, ante on up, son Dreidel dreidel dreidel, oh shit, I rolled a nun

the most "i lived bitch" of any ttrpg product in history