Ok so basically the main thing you need to understand about Gamera is that he’s a friend to all children

Once again, a panel of random Americans has shown infinitely more spine to stand up to donald trump than literally anyone else in the world

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He believes in miasma so he wanted to get clear of the Fainting Airs

Sometimes people get frustrated with credit scores, fine, but boy howdy theyre better than a lot of what would replace them

having a gyro about the Problems

there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too

since Helen Andrews is in the news again, how about everybody enjoy the best TV cspan ever did, where she gets relentlessly demolished as a truly awful person by her *libertarian* ex-boyfriend www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAIT...

i'm sorry, nobody is named libresco sergeant. that's not a real name.

After Houston removed an LGBTQ+ Pride crosswalk in Montrose, residents responded in color. “It’s something that people out there need,” artist Nicky Davis said. “They need to know that the community of Houston accepts everyone.” ✍🏻 Gwen Howerton bit.ly/43Nw7JX

as a lifter its always easy to know in my heart that trans love will win. the best back/lat exercise in the world is named after a trans woman, after all.

Democratic Rep. Jared Golden, facing a primary challenge from state Auditor Matt Dunlap, says he won't seek reelection in #ME02

everybody knows you want to prioritize the guy with SPNKR launchers for these positions so they can handle the ghosts for you while you deal with the wraiths

my brain is sturdy enough that i can twist any set of facts to say what i want them to say, and what i want them to say is [TOS VIOLATION]

All this is best understood as memory care

the orange man is bad and it's good and funny when bad things happen to him

I apologize to the new jersey democratic machine. I was not familiar with your game

The only bluesky elder thing that I care about is that I know i was the 173rd person on this website to do a thousand posts and that's just so goofy im gonna remember it for a long time

Zohran was aware of hellthread (possibly)

Runoff! Guess what, Abbott can wait another six months before setting that one, too!

I am going to keel over laughing if the Texas Supreme Court looks at tonight, looks at Hispanic polling, and makes up a reason to outlaw the new House map they just passed

In Fort Worth, Democrat trade unionist Taylor Rehmet is ahead in the race for Texas Senate District 9 over his two Republican opponents, former Southlake mayor John Huffman and the chief comms officer of Patriot Mobile, a Christian right wing cellphone company, Leigh Wambsganss

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Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands,

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

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Great news in Cy-Fair ISD! The pro-book slate is up considerably!!

Our nation's letters have way too many bald guys who jacked it to trans porn in 2020 and still can't stop freaking out about it so theyre gonna keep trying to make it a thing

The lesson here may be that Kamala Harris fucked up by not brandishing her Glock at the debate.

The election of Jay Jones proves that Scott Adams prophecy was correct on everything except the timing

a true poster doesn't care if they're blocked by 99% of the site. they've never looked at themselves on clearsky. some are actively trying to get there using oblique and elegant methods of annoyance. a true poster doesn't count on an audience to post.

The Secretaries General have authorized 12 hours of Libmode

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

Exit polls showing that "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD" is heavily favored

The people have spoken, and they have said [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: lol

[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard

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[through gritted teeth] new yorkers deserve better senators

The only time my wife said I could be a pay pig

my homies you beautiful hogs have made it almost to $5k i love you all

Houston's PI attorneys are so unhinged they can do a whole cheating/divorce soap opera arc through Billboards. -OS

if you've got a picky eater kid it's hard not to freak out too much when they just suddenly decide to eat a whole new category of food because you don't want to, like, call attention to it and freak them out, but also oh my god thank you for eating something new

it was the protein shake callout that pushed me over the edge tbh

let's get an in the home stretch hell yeag going in the chat folks

you're the one bringing everyone else along. sure they'll be some victory donations tonight too

spanberger is mid for me but i can think of few elected democrats who would be more likely to activate their national guard and reconquer the white house if the occasion made it necessary, so i hope she wins.

y'all are making me cry. thank you so much.