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Income tax is corruption is so cool, I hope all the right wingers with clearance just refuse to pay it.

I know most of you haven't had the pleasure of living with a serious alcoholic whenever drinking comes up or when people say stoners are more annoying to live with.

It's like being a first year audit associate in the Midwest.

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

Cold email from a recruiter for a pretty easy internal audit job for the first time in like six months, weird

White collar crime is legal now.

This is part and parcel of car brain, goes right along with how no one ever really gets prosecuted for killing pedestrians or bicyclists. Those people are disposable

I've waited 3 years to make this post

it’s actually worse because litter boxes in schools doesn’t exist, “they could be used for trauma response” is a steelman for why it would make sense that they did but literally every school has at least one young republican with a cell phone, if these existed literally anywhere there’d be pictures

Attempting to explain AO3

Down 20 pounds, 10% bodyweight loss achieved in 2.5 months

Who could have foreseen this?

Being in your thirties is mostly explaining dry wall mudding to your in laws and drinking. It rocks for some reason..

You never want to be explaining a normal distribution in response to a partner review comment

This is the video I reference most often that no one has seen.

I will evaporate entire contents but not post racistly? Baby can go hungry.

FP&A analysts destroyed by BlueSky poster

If you're like me, you despise folks recycling old content for end-of-the-year wraps. If you're not like me, though, enjoy these pics of best new-to-me-in-2025 buildings around town!

Calling in a harmness check on my enemies

crowdsec is dangerous bc ur like oh it would be cool to visualize this data and then before u know it ur rearranging grafana dashboards like wtf happened to me dawg im making graphs of discarded packets for fun

I don't think you should call money printing MMT because some MMT poster annoyed you during the Biden administration.

I’ll see yall next year ✨

Despite what you may have heard, I am the nice and cool guy of online.

I guess it was this year when Karl sad trombone didn't realize I was making fun of him for like three days and then added me to a bunch of lists that call me reactionary.

Went to the best restaurant on earth 🐺

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No he didn’t, he openly spoke of deporting more than twice as many people as there are illegal immigrants. If people were stupid enough to live in an alternate reality that sucks for them but I don’t see why I have to pretend that was what was going on too.

~$17,000 with trade in if you finance at the dealer and that's the sticker price online.

An Elantra being considered a compact sedan is insane, just drove one to visit family over Christmas and it felt huge

*Guy with a $70,000 truck voice* I can't afford a $40,000 electric car!

sorry to be controversial, but i believe that a seven nation army could hold me back very easily

If you want a real bitter pill, it's way easier to make it as an educated person in a small metro during a bad labor market. It's easier to job hop in a major metro during a good labor market.

Insurance has gone up enough that even in places where buying is traditionally cheaper, it really isn't anymore.

Pet Play Area, damn this apartment is freaky

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I miss the Biden labor market, sorry, I liked making a lot of money.

Hey NBC Chicago, why'd you do a report on a "Protest over bike lanes," about a handful of anti-Ald. Ramirez folks... www.facebook.com/reel/2076330... ...Without mentioning the much larger group rallying in support of the Archer traffic safety project next to them? www.facebook.com/reel/8532620...

I have a daily meeting with this first year analyst at one of my clients and I'm really curious as to what he thinks that's going to accomplish.

well well well guess who just got kicked out of liberal democracy for, you guessed it, policy preferences

Windows 11 Pro blasting ads into my start menu upon install was really cool.

The student loan thing is what it took for the AICPA to advocate for the profession for once huh

God the city and this mayoral administration are so dysfunctional lol

The latest Republican running for Colorado Governor labels Gov. Jared Polis and others as the "synagogue of Satan Jews" and has called for their execution by hanging. MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann recently said "Violence is probably the only solution."

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

The Bulwark is a good reminder that just because someone agrees with you on one thing doesn't mean that they are an ally elsewhere.