Oh I’m about to get owned

LOL

Do more Dem Juche posting, it’ll fix this

IT IS TIME.

lmfao

If I had the power to confiscate Ezra Klein’s beard I would

I shall destroy my enemies and by doing so strengthen the trust vested in the public accounting profession.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Inflating your trade surplus to be big and round

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

Who wants a rolly polly? Here you go!

Someone sane: corporations should be punished next admin for helping Hitler A free speech attorney: Noooooo

Cancelling Hulu is back on the menu boys

This is really important, Google “Trump sex 12 year olds” to find out more

Going to do the poor man’s version of GLP-1s (keto) to drop this beer weight.

This worked, beautiful

Once my laptop starts acting like it is a machine I own, I can start work on getting the admin credentials for our website so I can fix it too.

Nightmare blunt rotation

I think I have to reinstall Windows 11 on my work machine so that it rejoins Entra before I will be assigned local admin privileges on the machine lol

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

You can buy a CPA firm from someone retiring for 1x revenue and usually the person retiring will finance it for ~free, probably should've just done tax lol

It’s crazy how people were like “the 21st century will be run by big global corporations who only care about profit, governments won’t matter anymore” and now that it’s here it’s more like “fuck the economy and fuck the richest companies in the US, I don’t want any more Indians!”

pretty soon you’ll be legally required to ingest the black goo from prometheus to enter any denny’s in america

Oh yeah I have nothing to do for two weeks now that my certification exam is passed

Intelligent DnB to defenestrate to

libertarianism doesn't work because eventually you run out of other people's money and have to borrow it from the US taxpayer

i think"getting them to stay home" is an easier and more feasible objective than "getting them to change their minds"

The difference between me and a never Trump Republican is that I was never stupid enough to vote Republican

Catch the worst of the worst (guys outside a Home Depot)

I have literally never been “proud to be on the same team” with Republicans, I don’t think there has been a worse moment in my lifetime for you to try to deliver this lecture. Go do something useful and get arrested protesting ICE.

I need you to start hating Republicans like I do actually.

America’s team would overpay for Docusign

It is with no pleasure that i must report that the dallas cowboys have been euthanized live on national television 😔✊

two misters

They’re infringing on your likeness @puppskyler.dog

Give me the fucking design language sheet so I can make sales presentations with it

Hitler youth leader unbanned from stormfront

I agree it’s good to convert voters. The thing that DC Dems can’t seem to get into their thick skulls is that kumbaya listening sessions convert no one. What converts people is creating a social penalty for stupid beliefs and ideas

It's coming true

Who is the headliner?

Oh boy

The way people did not understand why Japan still used faxes while living in "the future," other countries will shake their heads at us using internal combustion engines while having AI developers at the production possibility frontier.

I'm tired of getting fucked over by Suburban Dems tbh

The failure to reckon with this balance is a big part of what led to our current predicament. "Free speech is when the left shuts up" is a core tenet of public discourse.

Saying something in my mentions and muting the thread because you know it’s stupid and will get you yelled at is ok, stating you’re muting it will get you blocked.

I need you to start hating Republicans like I do actually.

They can just lie about their vote, easier ask

Outer loops until we run out of track