When you definitely know what you’re talking about

Sitting normal-style

Found him all chunked out under my desk today

fat is a work in progress, he's a local barn cat we found out was declawed after a feral cat sent him to the hospital, that's why he's with me now. that's also why his head is shaved lol, nephew looks like fucking heihachi

Fat Cat Fri(Satur)day

i hate having poly friends. my bestie just asked me to call her wife but every single one of her contacts is labeled "wife" just with different heart emojis

Hot shit I was expecting a fox or something what the fuck

This is going to be the GOAT of didn’t age well takes

At $10 a gallon, that’s still only $0.20 a mile if you a bought hybrid, which you did, right anon?

LETS GOOOOOO

automata u.k., game studio, print ad (1986) archive.org/details/cras...

that all sounds amazing but i worry i'll be too distracted to hit pedestrians

Used to be you’d go onto a forum that had a bunch of edgy teens posting guides to crime.txt on it and it would be supported by one nutter selling edgy tshirts, but now the tshirt guy makes short form videos and cuts the edgy teens out entirely. This is what’s wrong with society.

Now they’re on BlueSky

Now that’s art

GAYNET and CLANG

This is why you read the ft instead of the failing New York Times

Putting a BBS on the local meshtastic network so everyone immediately groans at my shit

The open internet may be dying but we can just go back to dialing into BBSes that we torture large language models into keeping alive.

a/v sync - #python (led-control) with #puredata (sound synthesis) running on #raspberrypi #wip

You could make the case for no prison but not even losing her license is insane

Mary Fong Lau, the 80 year old woman who killed four people including a baby and a toddler after crashing into a bus stop going 75mph the wrong way down a 25mph street, has been sentenced to probation and will not permanently lose her drivers' license. This is a despicable miscarriage of justice.

In the polymarket bar hitman level where would be a secret bonus way to eliminate your target by influencing the odds of him dying and getting a random attendant to kill him for you

aspiring fat cat Gladys reporting for duty

This is like the kind of stuff that happens in a Hitman level to distract the NPCs

Maybe we should let China export some of those cheap electric cars here

Trump administration doing everything in their power to make sure physical commodity traders have a good bonus year.

With love from Chicago.

2/4 of our fat fucks

Fat Cat Friday

Fat cat Friday

There’s a reason he is not welcome in the baby fur community I guess

Look layoffs and no severance sucks but there’s one part of this story you might have to cry in private about

everyone knows the legend of slenderclaude

There’s going to be fortunes made by people suckering AI bots into buying things, a lot of basic stuff will work because the kind of person who lets AI bots buy stuff is a moron who installed no guardrails

Finally

Coworker sending me youtube slop from that diary of a CEO moron

We've clearly been talking about auditing because it named one of the fake clients Brightline

Sonnet vomiting up a mockup that basically recreated Vanta from first principles as I've been talking to it to plan out this audit software is funny and sort of terrifying.

A well created harness can replace an offshore resource or first year auditor for $80 in API calls per engagement. That means I'd only have to hire off shore as the peer reviewer required for report review. Hmmm.

Happy Friday! *deals u psychic damage*

Is that good

Trump admin definitely getting the high score in global death with the fertilizer crunch and gutting US AID huh

Y Combinator to the startups they back:

Lovable is on LinkedIn noting that they do not work with Delve and had moved away last year lol (they did that when the first round of this came out)

This week on the blog, I get grumpy about Graeber and Wengrow’s The Dawn of Everything and talk about medieval ideas of inequality (add your anarcho-syndicalist peasants here). #medievalsky salutemmundo.wordpress.com/2026/03/19/a...

“Where did that bring you, back to me”

CA getting their own JB Pritzker