possibly not hygienic... but can you blame her on a day like this?

Travel and expense audits are important.

I burn through $20 in Hermes credits in like an hour with open source models, people who run these things on Anthropic models must just be lighting money on fire

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

LLM subscription with rollover token credits, finally my time navigating cell phone plans in the 00s is paying off

fable talks like a stoned spelling bee champion; it knows every single word and nothing about when to omit them

This is the strip mall Abraham Lincoln practiced law out of

My sons favorite book is "Stories That Go Hard"

a friend mentioned it to here's an old tweet i think about a lot

between SFPD storming the trans march on friday and bringing out a whole riot team to violently assault trans people out clubbing on saturday (ZERO articles about this), the brutality during pride weekend is unconscionable. please support everyone who was arrested. if you wanna be an ally, chip in:

I like it when people think there’s a lever you can push to have European style social services in America and we just don’t push it because we’re on our grindset.

They bring me in front of the machine god, all of human knowledge has been pumped into an infinite labyrinth of memory and silicon, it is a tremendous beast belching carbon into the atmosphere with every turn of the turbine that powers this artificial brain. I ask it “why pickles be so cheap?”

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

It’s a really funny runner how every issue in American history that apologists claim “no one” knew was wrong has a corresponding Quaker going “this is wrong”

Chicago bicyclist hit - Conner Brogan was hit by the driver of a jeep wrangler in a hit & run. “On 7/2, our close friend Conner Brogan was hit on his bicycle after a car didn’t yield in an intersection, hit him head on & sped off, dragging his bike with them under the vehicle.“ gofund.me/ecdebcc41

Incredibly funny

this is the only picture I have of my father

The owner of X is embracing an explicitly fascist ideology which is opposed to liberalism, universal suffrage, and racial equality—and yet every Democrat in Congress and most journalists still use his website every day. It’s absolutely disgusting.

... what

A lot of govts have limited this guys company in order to ensure affordable housing, but he has a different explanation for housing shortages, one courtesy of an organization too racist even for William F. Buckley. And he also in charge of digital branding for the US government under Trump.

That your girl? Then why is she complimenting my internet cat fit?

Dad… are you still in the bath? It’s snack time

Meanwhile Mexico fans:

Mr Hallway Walk

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

my cat always chirps at me when i sneeze, even the sound of little sniffles will set him off lol. he gets especially annoyed if i sneeze while he's sleeping 😭

What Pokemon would be doing the fent lean if the region was based in Portland

It’s fine to hire humanities majors into finance because finance is not that hard.

All kidding aside, the Hamburglar could probably steal a lot more hamburgers if he dressed less conspicuously.

(smugly) oh, your humiliation took a whole century?

FOREVER NIGHT 🌙 synthwave & vampirism go together well

"If I went around sayin' I wuz a king because an Omastar bit me on the dick, dey'd lock me up!"

Those are fighting words, you just insulted my comfort nation state

The dictatorship of the ESG analysts

What if dog? Hmm, liberals?

Four score and seven years ago, I pounded some bussy

Me to my cat: those are just fireworks My cat: meow

Trump died ????

careful where you go if you're in DC today

I’m not gay, I’m sexually woke

Dog

You ever eat a hotdog?

Dog

Me after playing tee K.O. - I’m like Jimmy Hoffa if he was drunk