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*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?
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Here’s a truth nuke: Everyone I know who has worked at a unionized Kroger and a Walmart vastly preferred working at Walmart because the Kroger union exclusively rewards seniority and they were treated even worse there.
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Whenever you mention in passing shopping at Walmart or Amazon you always get a bunch of this shit in your replies.
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Santana Abraxas
about 4 hours ago
uhm, yeah, i think we've succumbed to evil 😏🙄
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Got Walmart plus and basically completely stopped shopping at Target and this isn’t going to make me reverse course.
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ez “dyke ghoulfriend”
about 5 hours ago
printing this on a tray for ketamine
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It’s cool that they’re euthanizing the economy for Christmas
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Frovo
about 18 hours ago
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
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Now this is a good article
about 16 hours ago
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Unicorn Riot
about 22 hours ago
🚨UR has released 73 videos captured by 45 Minneapolis Police body-worn cameras from the mass arrest of over 646 people on Nov. 4, 2020. Strikingly, more than 24% of the 45 officers represented in this release have killed community members while on duty. Full story:
unicornriot.ninja/2025/body-ca...
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When the government shut down goes through Christmas
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Armor Port
about 17 hours ago
Blood bought the freedom to buy patio furniture at Walmart at 2 a.m. and argue about shipping times on Amazon Prime. Every drop from Hue to Helmand paved the parking lots of convenience. The tree of liberty still grows—but now it’s rooted in asphalt, diesel, and discount coffee.
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josh (oldfriend99)
1 day ago
This is what they took from you
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It’s cool that they’re euthanizing the economy for Christmas
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JL
about 18 hours ago
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lauren
about 18 hours ago
i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
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vineyille
about 18 hours ago
Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
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L. Louise Lucas (mirror bot)
about 21 hours ago
I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
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There are multiple tri-state area but there are no try-state areas because no one is on their grind
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We have to bail out the third largest Jimmy John’s franchisee in the tristate area or real people could get hurt.
about 19 hours ago
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Not going to save him from himself huh
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about 19 hours ago
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Elon looks like an old man who did a lot of drugs
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about 19 hours ago
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Accounts simping for AI bailouts is bringing out my inner 🌐
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utopia deferred
about 21 hours ago
oh it will ruin lives and could definitely lead to a recession, make no mistake. combine this with the fact we have an admin that is largely packed with goldbugs and thatcherites, and it makes the prospects of fiscal stimulus look pretty bleak. add in Trump putting more morons on the FOMC and lol
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People are supposed to get hurt when they misallocate capital, the one exception is depository institutions because they have demand deposits in them.
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about 21 hours ago
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alex williams
about 22 hours ago
they shouldnt have bailed out silicon valley bank, that was a fuckup
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Third world Maoist-Kaleckism is the ideology of the future, get in on the ground floor TODAY
7 months ago
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The giant sized Tyson chicken wasn’t fully plucked hmmm
about 23 hours ago
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Matt
about 24 hours ago
im straight up gonna be a third worldist by the end of this admin.
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The Bulwark
about 24 hours ago
"'Everyone is staying home, everyone is scared,' our friendly waitress, Michelle Macias, 24, told me. 'There’s so much uncertainty. COVID was bad, but this is way worse.'"
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ICE Has Created a ‘Ghost Town’ in the Heart of Chicago
Local communities are stepping up to save neighborhood restaurants and stores.
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/ice-has-created-a-ghost-town-in-the-heart-of-chicago?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=The+Bulwark&utm_campaign=publer
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You just have to live with cities being occupied by hostile military forces, the American political system can’t deliver cities not occupied by hostile military forces
about 24 hours ago
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Max Dubler 🏳️🌈
1 day ago
A white gay man who grew up in Virginia and moved to New York to attend NYU for acting and comedy writing has been having a multi-day crash out in my twitter mentions about how the city does not need more housing for "gentrifiers" and like, baby, the call is coming from inside the house!
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One last step to sell a major engagement that we were referred that’ll get us through the year 🤞
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Travis and Sigrid
1 day ago
Kamikaze squirrel and some dialect practice for Americans. 😂🐱🐿️ Support us on Patreon:
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Buy us a coffee:
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Rory Blank
1 day ago
We Don't Call 9-1-1
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utopia deferred
1 day ago
incredible that "we cannot deliver cities that are free of pogroms of ethnic terror by secret policy" is actual policy in practice
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One meeting is over, time to head home and do chores
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Client who is paying next to nothing and is annoying is almost done and I'm excited to not talk to them anymore.
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Giles for You
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Bucky Workclothes
1 day ago
I've always enjoyed this pic of Mazie. her facial expressions range from "I'm ambivalent" to "I want to murder you"
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Helen Bailey
1 day ago
Chubba chubs and chums
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A matryoshka of successively older wizards
1 day ago
Bonus cat
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Fat cat Friday
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rev. howard arson
1 day ago
i do want to point out that this does challenge the ironclad conventional wisdom that no one gives a shit about democracy
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I want to make this real
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Worldwide Annually
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utopia deferred
1 day ago
Keeps happening!
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You can get policy templates for basically anything by waiting for an Udemy sale and buying a course for the subject for $15 btw, used to have to pay for a Protiviti subscription for this shit
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utopia deferred
1 day ago
Subcomandante Kristol
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Mr. Buick
1 day ago
As
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points out, this all underlies the fact that this is a supply problem - there are only so many talented people, and unless courted properly, will go to wherever pays them more.
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L. Louise Lucas (mirror bot)
6 days ago
Remember when Republicans drew Virginia's Congressional map so Black people were packed into one district and said we should be grateful they gave our community this district. NOW they can have one district and see how much they love it.
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