mastodon is the answer to the question “what if everyone with posters madness also had admin power”

and he didn’t even burst into flames. it’s that easy

game of thrones was a great series my favourite part of the sex assault scenes they put in every episode was when the characters would look at the camera and say “we’re consenting actors, don’t do sex assaults in real life”

for those of you out of the loop, it was a heist for the ages

lol knowing bsky moderation they are going to do a shit job at moderating this and then ban all adult content very cool internet, everyone

some kind of invasive weed

the man in this article cannot be real no one human can harbour that much audacity

B-day presents!! ✨️🩸 This fcking awesome punk vampiric t-shirt from @byelacey.bsky.social and this masterpiece from Gaëlle Geniller!! Im so happy rn!!!

just kidding i’m being held hostage outdoors by a 120lb furry anchor

reason #3747732 terfs are fucking idiots

three cheers for me, who finished all my work this week and now i'm going to spend the rest of the day eating a disgusting amount of take-out and playing video games

wow that's crazy what happened to that one comedian for telling a joke i'm sure all of the other comedians who have spent the last several years making "you can't say anything any more" jokes will have something to say about this

i saw a newfoundland dog on our walk this morning :)

this is my son Gengar he has every disease

i fired my twitter back up for visibility on the internet reasons and i have nothing muted over there so i essentially downloaded a cursed object that deals 3d8 psychic damage every time i open it

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

i love my buddy, gengar

i love this rootin' tootin' lil' npc so much i would kill for fish fellreed

twilight was a better vampire story

IT'S OUT!!!! GO CHECK IT OUT NOW ON THE VIZ APP RIGHT NOW!!! I hope ya'll enjoy it!!! 😭 The Death God is a Viz One-Shot about a young boy simply trying to free the god of death, in an undying world. But at what cost? #viz #vizoneshot #oneshot #shortstory #manga #mangaart #comic

i’m finally done with colouring my hair, i’m over it, let the grey take over i am free

grass enthusiast

boooooooo tomato tomato

garlic??? vampires should be allergic to a vegetable that sucks. i vote celery

quote with the energy u bring to bsky

i’ve used the resist hash tags, i’ve called the president quirky names and the bad is still happening??? mods???

cant believe that this is the first-ever time that liberalism has been ill-equipped to stand up to fascism. crazy stuff that nobody could have predicted

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

1 fresh clean sheets 2 drinking coffee and wearing a lil sweater on a cool late summer morning 3 petting a dog and he does a big sigh 4 feeding your friends a meal 5 falling asleep during a rain storm

30 seconds of ignoring the do not pet sign

30 seconds of ignoring the do not pet sign

this is a note for future historians: this man is a dork ass loser. do not put in the history books that we venerated this man

i just use it for the one thing | patreon.com/lubchansky

every once in a while i like to remind myself that the internet is all bots and the people that sound insane are probably not real

raid leader tossed a "nice pain supp" compliment my way on our weekend raid and ngl that will be carrying me through the week. i like video game

Gen Z is obsessed with not getting eaten by beasts. Here's why that's a problem for my many beasts and creatures.

it’s been decades but my partner gifted me a pokemon tcg booster pack and i got this guy in holo, my gosh what a fun card, i love the cmyk palette

today i found an instagram dedicated to extremely local memes and i am living for it

today i found an instagram dedicated to extremely local memes and i am living for it

thoroughly enjoyed playing through the pandaren campaign this morning, but hey hold on that's so mean to the horde lol

3 years ago today some dumb bunny tried to distract Hedy and Hux. Then earlier this year @byelacey.bsky.social recreated it for us!

i can’t believe bluesky would ban people for this. not bluesky, the web site that allowed users to register slurs as usernames. not that one. not the web site that bans trans people for being a little rude in the face of dehumanization. who bans palestinians begging for their lives. not that one

sure you can’t get everything right, but you could try to like, get some things right

i love doing journalism i love to make things up and publish them

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4dg... this video is talking about the 3D slop problem on etsy but it applies to conventions, too. I'm so sick of seeing those dragons.

tag yourselves i’m scam paranoia

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

5 minutes of uninterrupted silence would fix me

hard to choose but when bulbasaur said “yippee” yeah, for sure, that’s in the top 3 best things that have happened this week