Entering my villain era* *Only giving the cats half a pouch of wet food because they keep not finishing a full one

Important message to my younger self

I Don’t Have A Problem I Have A System™️

”funniest shit i’ve ever seen”

I Don’t Have A Problem I Have A System™️

salty #critterposting

Important message to my younger self

Draping an entire week's clean laundry over myself like a packrat because I know once I put something in the laundry basket it will remain there for months

Does the sailor choose when the winds blow? Does the farmer dictate when the rains fall? I cannot claim dominion over where the art zoomies take me, but if you tag me in shapely critters I do tend to save them for when the critterposting hours have me in their grasp.

No offense to any of my biological moots but chirality is the most anime ass bullshit. Real "the magic system was getting stale 30 chapters in" vibes

Commissioning one of these of my cat so i can order him as a rug

Birthday girls #critterposting

Eepy #critterposting

Literally me #critterposting

Blurat #critterposting

dingus box #critterposting

If you can't handle me at my "depressive slump" you don't deserve me at my "depressive slump (funny)"

Steam machine announcement inspired me to dig out my old gaming pc, install win11 and buy $150 of new games i was interested to play, then spend another $300 and 12+ hours of furniture moving to convert 2nd bedroom into a gaming den. And now the pc has fried the mobo and it can't even turn on lmao

updated my 19 year late dexter fanart after subtle feedback like “why is his head so big?” And “his big head is creepy” and “i don’t like his big head”

Thinking how to gently wake up my soundly sleeping gf when the sheets slip and expose an impeccably spankable booty

Rockin’ robin #critterposting

Madonis #critterposting

#Pelican #ink and #watercolor #bird

I'm just a bit bigger than most couches are designed for so many aren't that comfortable to me. I'm also just big enough that I can barely move one by myself. I've probably spent almost as much of my adult life moving couches as I have sitting in them. No wonder I prefer watching movies in bed.

(I could only make that promise because i had in fact already drawn a canvas of only #critterposting) i do not pretend to direct the capricious whims of art zoomies

This one was too fun too fun to skip. I promise the next one will be only #critterposting

Pelican: "pelcan mouth perfec t size to put baby in to nap! inside very soft and comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in pelican mouth."

towering #critterposting

November 16, 2025 Solitary Sandpiper Background Paint: Hematite #watercolour #watercolor #painting #art #artYear #artSky #rollandpaint #OnlyBeautifulThings #BCBirds #solitarySandpiper

Laughing liar #critterposting

Cats (2019) as a 1 million dollar indie flick is interesting. Cats (2019) as a $10 million dollar cash grab is not. Cats (2019) as a $100 million dollar blockbuster is sublime high art commenting on the folly of how we fund the arts and a cinematic experience I will never top

from an avian august long ago... my first i'iwi u v u is so smol. loved the energy it gave xD

"What's my art experience? I make art. You get to experience it"

This Kiss - Gustav Klimt #critterposting

Im so good at drawing now i could do this shit in my sleep

Had to get this out there. #frieren #meme

The drawing zoomies are here but alas so is 9pm

Full time lumberjack #critterposting

Judging #critterposting

This Kiss - Gustav Klimt #critterposting

Pikachu #critterposting #alttextposting

Im so good at drawing now i could do this shit in my sleep

AHHH! CAT! Trying to capture the pure unbridled crazy of a Cat? On canvas? A foolhardy quest. “ !! “ Acrylic on 12” x 12” polyester of violently bright colours, wrapped over canvas stretcher. #cat #zoomies #crazycat #funnyfeline #art

I'm not saying my doordash driver sent me a dick pic but it did take a concerningly long time to rule that out

sponsored post #critterposting

messy pigeon 25 #art #gouache #birds #pigeon #pigeonsky

Nice to see the catholic church modernising old traditions

sponsored post #critterposting

anyway here’s a cat she drew yesterday.