floofball / fezzick #critterposting #alttextposting

The cat / the trophy #critterposting #alttextposting

yeh man gimme 1.75g of that crown shit #critterposting

Femme fatales #critterposting #alttextposting

Followed a nasty oil trail to a parked car thinking I was going to warn them they cracked something on a pothole but instead I saw an entire upturned bottle of oil fallen over and leaking all the stuff in the back of their car so in the end my useful post it note was like "dam bro that sucks :("

Received a free paintbrush in the mail to advertise weatherproof painting. And it's like, cool free paintbrush, but also, this is the most ominous thing to print on a paintbrush. Especially hard receiving it when you're a traditional artist... #painting #paintbrush #falseadvertisement #Artsky

New commission finished!! This peeking pooch belongs to the wonderfully lovely Louise Ramsay. I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named her Drew Roundthedoor.

It looked like this fwiw #critterposting

Me every night putting up with the most fucked up shit* in this fucked up world**. *mandatory 8 hour sleep on comfy bed **stable decent-paying job

If you see this, Post Witch But I'm too lazy to re-type the alt text so bsky.app/profile/tall...

They are together and happy #illustration #art

femme fatales (animated) #critterposting #alttextposting

One cool thing about women is that if they think you're cute enough they will make robot noises with their mouth when you use their boobs like tank controls to steer them around the room

Just remembered i took this oddly menacing set of photos for later critterposting

You're telling me i can have birbs / critters as a FONT?

Oh shit i got a chance to do something real spooky this month

we have a new cat! his name is jamesy

not many people know this but milfs perform many vital services and a certain amount being released back into the wild every year is vital to maintaining a strong dating ecosystem

tay shaped / lunch on the go #critterposting #alttextposting

Me every night putting up with the most fucked up shit* in this fucked up world**. *mandatory 8 hour sleep on comfy bed **stable decent-paying job

Behold: my thing.

Femme fatales #critterposting #alttextposting

like everything in this space, this is extremely vague and poorly thought out, like they're hoping someone will give them a lot of money before the questions actually need to be answered

i think before I die I will eat a chip of lead paint it's gotta taste pretty good right?

birdhouse

The horror of finishing an entire dnd session knowing that events have been set in motion where your character is about to fuck up the entire quest and irradiate a city (long story) but there's no non-metagaming reason for him not to open that hatch because we had to split the party

The horror of playing an entire dnd season

Wizard frog #critteprosting

Heck of a weekend for #critterposting #alttextposting

Wizard frog #critteprosting

I drew the meme! Day 6 - Ratio! #rattober2025 #rattober #rats

Lil Mouse

100% bonded / ms frizzle #critterposting #alttextposting

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

He actually looks like he's at the bar

Seen at Art on the Avenue today: A Truce by Jonathan Blum #sqrlpix

Treverley / theme park attendee #critterposting #alttextposting

100% bonded / ms frizzle #critterposting #alttextposting

mole / physicist #critterposting #alttextposting

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Meaty breakfast chorus / fat crow and duck #critterposting #alttextposting

Explorr / buff wiggler #critterposting #alttextposting

Excellent #critterposting up and comer

charming prince vs successful turnip merchant

charming prince vs successful turnip merchant

swallows / pizza cat bass solo #critterposting #alttextposting