#Chonk life. Perfect #Caturday for a box nap.

Business cards in progress.

What the hell is happening right now? It's been almost an entire commercial break without being reminded about #ThePitt. I mean, there was one promo. But that's all!!!

What if #NATO really wants to help but they have bone spurs?

more like chuck norrwas

"I know this is hard for you to believe, but about 14 years ago things were going so relatively well that we all had the emotional bandwith left to be upset about getting a free U2 album on our iPhones."

With the tournament upon us please take a moment to think of bartenders having to deal with #Duke fans. Been there, brothers and sisters. Be strong.

I have an art joke but I'm not really selling it

LETS GOOOOOO "The new salary cap will start at $7 million, up from $1.5 million under the previous CBA...players will make an average salary of around $600,000 [$120,000 in 2025] and minimum contracts will be above $300,000 [$66,079 in 2025]...players will earn an average revenue share of 20%"

What's the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.

For whatever reason it really seems like his name should be Markwayne Bobbitt.

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

*Satire* GOLD ⭐️

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

Mike Johnson thankful that, with all of Trump’s “enthusiasm” talk, Trump did not pull out a bat and start talking about teamwork in baseball.

In The Rock 3/17/1967: The Grateful Dead release their eponymous, first album. #GratefulDead #RockHonorRoll

#Hyacinth #doodle #Ink and #pen

“Susan, can you make warships come on the Strait of Hormuz please? Thank you.”

Is he really going to simultaneously "Canadian girlfriend" *and* "Waiting for Godot" a war?

Take my money now

Looksmaxxing is so over. The cool kids these days are sporting size 18 shoes and calling it Vancing.

No surprise Newt Gingrich wants a younger, leaner Strait of Hormuz

Temu Gritty

Watching Ireland - Scotland and trying to figure out how on earth my dad played hooker for the Harlequins at a stout 150 pounds. Granted it was ages ago. Still....

The cobra chickens have returned. A sound that is just as welcome in spring as it is hated in fall.

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

I wonder if things would be different these days if we had never lost track of Carmen San Diego.

I can't explain it, but Sam Altman looks like if someone went through an event horizon and brought back the evil Tom Waits that got a job working in marketing.

#Rainbow in #Halifax.

#Phone reflecting the day

Late #Winter day en #Estrie, #Quebec

Connor has clearly taken the place of Gord as the name that says "my kid plays hockey" but I'm not sure what will replace Darcy as the name that says "...and he really likes to fight."

Ir dorsb't botherf me tjat I van;t find mt rewding glasses

#Carwash, somewhere en #Estrie, Quebec. Don't tell Sartre

#Car #Door somewhere under the #Snow.

#Corn stubble and a dusting of #Snow somewhere en #Estrie, #Quebec

There's something about Guy Mowbray's voice that makes me half expect to hear him say that I need to save Jumanji. Every time. No idea why. #Barca #Newcastle

Even though the world seems crazy right now it's important to remember that #cats exist.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

Back when I first heard the commercials for Draft Kings, I thought they were saying "Giraffe Kings", and quite honestly, I was a happier person then.

I worked on a reality show with Donald Trump and he had a famous tagline he would say at the end of every episode: “You’re appointed as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas!!”

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

#Tulip. Brush pen on watercolor paper

I was not prepared.