Telling people who to vote against instead of giving them something to vote for try number 3

I hope every White Sox player and coach takes Michael A. Taylor to task for this brutal lack of effort. He’s in there as a defensive substitute, the game is on the line, and he pulls up on a play like that? Unacceptable, especially from a veteran. Total, “You had one job,” moment.

bow to your king 🎃

More of this please! Autistic people are our brothers and sisters, the goal is to make it a world where they can thrive not one where they are "cured" somehow.

"soon"

I will celebrate by continuing to not watch Jimmy Kimmel but also being like hey this is good

I've wept over this place more than once

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating

chicago football bears

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

I fucking hate this, give me ten minutes of the trainor ad I dont care

it's top 10, and I'm in the middle of a hot wings dinner so I can't/won't back this up, so respectfully it's not even close to #1

fruit/drain fly tip: leave a splash of liquor in a glass. little fuckers are all lushes.

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

that caravan needs to be a white woody and the pontiac needs to be red otherwise no notes

cool, saves me some money next month

Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

Worried about the state of things? Try drinking 2 beers an hour

Shohei Ohtani

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

an all-timer @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social today

my twitter feed (i still use it for some foreign sports stuff that hasn't moved) is normal and always has been. instagram gives me things i want to see. but facebook is deadass set on making sure that my entire feed is all charlie kirk, all the time, no matter what settings i change.

Wheaton is definitely not a progressive town and they still don't want those masked bastards there.

i pretty much had at least an idea about several teacher's politics and plenty of them were explicit about it. mostly lefty/lib but not entirely.

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

already don't give a shit anymore, going to madison this weekend to see weird al, what the fuck is up

get a load of this guy

fyi: he wouldn't pray for you.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

@edsbs.bsky.social hey it's me, the LSU fan in Illinois 1. i'm a fan "for whatever goddamned reason" the reason being *i went there* 2. probably related - i barely remember even calling anyway, geaux tigers

i once got held up driving down the street in baton rouge because his dog was loose and wouldn't move

the top dog law radio commercials remain our greatest form of scripted entertainment www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rop0...

i remember an SEC rant argument about what school was the most hostile to queer students (as a good thing) and A&M was absolutely running away with it. in 2011.

a core memory for me growing up is a friend of mine’s dad, born and raised in chicago, got so mad at the bears during a game that he spiked a lawn chair in his living room and it hit the ceiling

chicago football bears

been saying this for years, it's fucking trash

That’s unfortunate

(barfing so abruptly that it kinda bounces off the front of my face and flies everywhere like a dog) bear down

saw that liam has been doing the "someone told me [city name] won't do the poznan" for the entire tour. respect to the banter boy. also, he was right, i did not do the fucking poznan.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social haha I get jokes

the other night i had a dream where something happened to me that made me look like mr beast and it was genuinely distressing

No.

love how every few spicy mcchickens you get an absolute nuclear bomb

racing games back then used to love to give you several series to drive in, all of them uniquely terrible and unfun

terrified to picture the person out there screaming for the return of jim shorts