Let's not forget that pre pens Lalas managed to broken clock his way into a correct opinion and Henry still effortlessly fucking ethered him

football, bloody hell

ill never get tired of players getting exasperated when they're told to "get all that blood off your face"

1-1 in extra time but everything Germany-Paraguay was not

heat index of 96 at 930pm is why I left louisiana for illinois what the fuck is this

Dutch too orange. be less orange.

as I said,

every year I hear how the stutter run up isn't allowed and every year it's still there why is it still there it's such a clown shoes move

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

germany losing on pens is objectively extremely funny but I dont want to see one more second of paraguay

game's gone

why are we being cursed like this

I miss golden goal

look man i get it park the damn bus if that's what you do but that doesn't mean i have to enjoy it

ok so it's immediately clear that Group Stage Fun has been replaced with whatever this has been the last 36 hours

nine african teams make the knockouts. the athletic:

entire world has been watching your domestic league at stupid hours for decades, shut the fuck up about one tournament you gigantic babies

Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk.

honestly, ref cam just leaves me wondering how they ever are able to get even a single call correct

ah, well.

two choices, what's happening in town and what's happening in town (racist)

kill this game, japan. kill it dead.

glorious nippon

dumbest fucking country, man

"who the fuck is using a Kanye song in an ad in 2026? ah, well,"

たかたかミユビシギ

lmao

soccer player don't take a dozen unnecessary touches before shooting challenge (impossible)

is there a reason why I've heard the broadcast say "Pulisic" easily a dozen different ways tonight

love that fox gives full effort to the first US goal analysis then both Turkiye goals get maybe a total of ten words

very fun first half, full octane shit

Güler is very good, I have no issue with that goal

it really sucks that none of my (mostly UK/AUS) sports accounts have migrated. when Charlton start up again I'll have to keep an eye on it over there, though I just bookmark their feed to avoid The Horrors

The US is the second largest producer of soybeans in the world. They're our #1 export crop

genuinely, and I mean this, belly laughed for a good 20 seconds at this

this is fucking absurd

hey, cool

they simply cannot keep doing this

got a new roommate

kind of weird that the article sticks to calling it the "physical edition" when this blurb/headline calls it what it is

every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil

I can argue that and I will!

soccer player don't take a dozen unnecessary touches before shooting challenge (impossible)

it's incredible how thoroughly they managed to completely fuck up easily the most iconic wrestling shirt of all time

It was ten years ago… on a night just like tonight.