Lennon would def be a brexit guy, playing a concert for Nigel Farage level bad

Never trust an evangelical to Catholic convert. They’ve got some weird shit going on and if they’re self righteous about it they’ll try to make it your problem

Least surprising news ever

The Bush family? You mean the former owners of the Texas Rangers?

Just powered through the Strait of Hormuz on a jet ski with “Rusty Cage” blaring, dodging bullets

I say we cruise, dudes. It's getting hot in here.

just as he benintended

particular form of right wing psycho myopia is that as long as the reds got beat nothing else subsequently matters

i thought the jeep rubber duck thing was cute when it seemed like it was a compliment on a particularly "sick" jeep. now i see some 17 year old named tyler driving a bone stock wrangler with a dashboard covered in rubber ducks. you didn't earn those ducks, tyler. you don't deserve those ducks.

cool.

Much like his military career, Paul Skenes almost signed the largest contract in Pirates' history

I should draw the line clearly if you are unaware. Woodside, a petroleum company with almost no consumer facing business, is spending multiple millions of dollars to put their logo on every LSU sport jersey in 26-27 for the sole purpose of lobbying to get state gov support for this plant.

WOIMSDAY

lmao

as part of the ceasefire deal iran will receive aaron rodgers

so israel is going to fuck this up in less than 24 hours, got it

fuck it conveyer belt sushi

when you definitely, absolutely know what karma is

never seen anyone get double-tapped in a DRL event, so

Remember when we kicked Russia out of all sports organizations and took all of their assets and all of that? Feels like that should be happening to us

watched Glory in history class and the *instant* it ended the girl in front of me goes "I DON'T GET IT"

Chiitan loves transgender people from the bottom of my heart🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 From a fairy like Chiitan, it seems natural for everyone to live as their true selves. That’s why, until the day Chiitan disappears and is gone, I’ll keep sending gentle messages so that all transgender people can live happily.

Lyle Mouton

we all wish a STROKE would become REALITY so we could GO SHOPPING for a new president, am i right?!

anyway i can't fuckin wait to file my taxes this week

this is the worst news i'm going to get all day

i'm still expected to clock in like nothing is happening so yeah, i kind of have to

time to sit at my stupid little desk in my stupid little chair and drink my stupid little cup of coffee and touch my stupid little computer for money and listen to my stupid little podcasts like it's any other tuesday i guess

"It's time to treat yourself to Portillo's"

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

for the burbs my neighborhood is super lib. we've got two dipshits, one has quietly taken his flags down the other is just as loud and proud as ever

#birdbot

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

seeing people talk about the moon is a great chance to post the god brian regan www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJ6...

“ceausescu”. it’s an ancient word but a beautiful word.

Anybody else remember Dale Earnhardt's other son, Figgy Earnhardt?

Where's my candy?

There is only Zuul.

I don't get around a lot but it's Milwaukee for me. Also a lot of mid-sized southern cities (Memphis, Birmingham, BATON ROUGE) qualify

#birdbot

Niche meme, but a statement from my team regarding the current state of pro and college baseball.

some guys are ageless in the good way (steamboat jumps to mind) and some guys are ageless like ric flair where he always looked like shit

the cool thing about ric flair is that he always kind of looked like shit

white sox world series baby here we come go go white sox love da sox