Making Joe Rogan look like a “normal and sensible guy” is crazy work

This is the voice of the kid in middle school who tells everyone she’s rich and has a lot of famous friends and does elite equestrian stuff so she’s busy every weekend And eventually it comes out that she was lying about all of it, surprising at most 25 percent of the class

they both suck and have been elevated far beyond their worth, but if you're on the rogan show and aren't the smartest person in the room there should be penalties

Behold, the ever-elusive independent minded free thinker

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I could feel the brain cells in my mind dying while watching this

My money would have been on aj pierzynski tbh

Every sports podcast has one guy who is asleep

It’s hard to be so stupid you make Rogan seem like the smart one in the room. Well done @cbsnews.com

these are the people who are shaping our discourse, asking the Hard Questions about Things That Matter (chat we are so fuckin' cooked lmao)

she is dumber than a a truck full of gravel

my imposter syndrome has been cured

lol literally just the two dumb bitches going 'exaaaaaaaactly' meme

Head of CBS news

I see she’s almost made it to page 3 already

And it felt like it was at least 15 years for McNeil

These people can’t handle being liked less than the Obamas and it’s just wonderful. No idea how to be an authentic human.

Ivanka Trump is the only one who misses the upper crust apolitical Manhattan society and she wants in on that Obama/Meghan Markle/Oprah cultural influencer grift so bad, but you can't make that happen when your father tweets hate speech in all caps twenty times a day. We know your family's dumb girl

[Someone trying to explain to me how to hold a book] First, you nee-- [Me, who has never seen or heard of a "book" before, dismissively] I got it, let's get this over with

later on, I am going to be reading Albert Einstein's papers while in a tuxedo in case someone happens by and takes a picture of me

The posture of a woman who has very definitely read a book before

Good luck with that...

I am reading while someone takes a very candid photo of me

This is how Connie Mack used to dress

Contreras sees the rebuild incoming and is like check please

hunter dobbins red sox career: talked shit to the yankees backed it up did it again died we will remember you forever

Two solid baseball names right here

oh wow, his dad played for the Cardinals

Red Sox saw the Cardinals mess last year and were like give me some of that

“Seemingly” lol

Sending out a mass text that says “no more apologies, suckers!” Then a follow up text that says, “if you considered me white” then another follow up that says, “because Jewish and Italian is pretty borderline right?”

Your Holiness. I’ve seen what you can do for the White Sox. All I’m asking is for Kazuma Okamoto in Pittsburgh. Yours in baseball, - Shawn

someone should take a look at the kalshi / polymarket odds on this. smells like unusual betting activity

Do you know how batshit crazy you have to be to be too crazy for the bullpen?

“Trust me, you’re not a grifter, honey.” Lady, you are making it worse.

finally saying the loud part out loud?

Should be a career-ending Freudian slip

Going in to ask for Barry Weis

it's called divine intervention

Or it could just be a Christmas miracle.

Someone needs to check about collusion with Munetaka Murakami and White Sox

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