Let’s. Fuckin. (And I do not say this lightly) Go.

The term Charisma Vacuum doesn’t get thrown around enough but could apply to 90 percent of people with podcasts.

This all feels so inherently cowardly in a way that they HAVE to feel, because the second-hand embarrassment alone is staggering.

What this video shares with the recent viral clip of the commencement speaker is the sense that collective outrage and mobilization in defense of principles is, somehow, bad, or at least confusing. "Againstness breeds againstness" is just another way of describing how solidarity works.

Harris/Walz would’ve won if those fucking establishment consultant hacks had just gotten out of the way and let them say “These freaks are weird!” every day for three months and you’ll never convince me otherwise

Snagged one of these bad boys from WWF New York when I was maybe ten or eleven. Less exciting in retrospect.

I'm just going to be brave and say that four shows set in this universe is 2 fast and 2 furious.

“For the good of society, your son will work in the trades. Oh, my son? My son will be a titan of politics and industry. For the good of society, your daughter will be a tradwife. Oh, my daughter? My daughter will host a lucrative rightwing podcast.”

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

How to Be a Real Man, 2026 GOP Edition: -Drink whiskey, smoke cigars, make sure it's on camera -Claim you'd kill for your kids, but barely parent -Say you could beat up a bear -Say an out-of-shape 80-year-old can beat you up -Express pants-wetting fear of cities -Be an asshole to women -Whine a lot

when u tax the rich

The dumbest people alive were mad that Zohran threw this woman under the bus lol

Feel like I’m eatin peanut putter toast with a cup of coffee and getting ready for high school all over again.

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

Happy Mother’s Day

My “this is not a golden calf” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Finished the new season of Daredevil and love that across all of its incarnations the show has a complete disdain for being attached to the MCU, a feeling that was personified via Matthew Lillard this season. His character may as well have been called Fevin Keige.

Happy 4 year anniversary to this banger by @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

Me, an orthopedic surgeon:

[Watching Mr. Sharktank wipe orphan blood from his mouth while emotionally ogling hideous Rolexes] JOSH SAFDIE: Hmm, yes, no actor could ever be this authentic and convincing. I simply must cast this walking ballsack in my Oscar Bait ping pong movie.

President Trump deals with a vicious bee 🐝 #cheapfake

I spend YEARS brainstorming and MONTHS outlining and that IS the work. Zero tolerance for this shit.

I feel like Bugs Bunny would be able to defeat most of the Trump administration if they tried to start it up with him. He could trick Kash Patel into falling in love with him if he dressed as a blonde country singer, he could get Pete Hegseth to play a piano with one key wired to an explosive, etc

This is going to age about as well as Silver’s Eric Adams, Dem presidential nominee take

Y’all, when Michael came out, I thought I was taking crazy pills because I remembered, even as a child, how damning the trial was. Thought I had maybe misremembered. Then, I was able to easily google search articles from that time. I did not misremember, and stuff like that should stay online.

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

I was incorrect on many levels, but still.

Perfect day for a baseball game.

A new Supreme Court ruling guts the Voting Rights Act.

In the meantime, I'd like to invite Steve Roth to walk anywhere in NYC and shout the phrase "tax the rich" to see what happens. And then he can shout the N-word and see what happens then. Should be a real learning experience for him.

Trump, in his post about Ted Turner's death, claims that "woke" was "everything that he is not all about." Yes, the same Ted Turner who was married to Jane Fonda, wanted universal healthcare, was a staunch environmentalist, called pro-lifers "bozos," and accused Israel of terror against Palestine.

My kids don’t know that they’re skipping school tomorrow to go see a baseball game and I’m so friggin excited that it’s been hard not spoiling the surprise.

Ya can’t put people up on a pedestal and billionaires shouldn’t exist, but if they do, I’d rather they spend their time making a network so that they can air the Hanna-Barbera cartoons they just bought or platform pro-wrestling to compete with Vince McMahon. RIP Ted Turner.

Nolan is being so disrespectful to Homer who obviously cared a lot about historical accuracy and had many peer reviewed works. Most people don’t know but the Iliad was his dissertation and he wrote the Odyssey to get tenure.

But remember it’s the Dodgers that are the issue because they spend money.

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

El Bombi deserves the best (and that includes being recognized by The Onion).

As hateful as "some" but not all racial slurs

Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic

Still not the most embarrassing thing Linda McMahon has done on camera (which is really saying something).

Me watching Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars:

this is what you look like when you unlock all the pieces of your class legendary armor and then you’re idling in town next to the mailbox

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

This is for *your* kids, you understand. The tech elites send *their* kids to private, screen-free Montessori schools. They know exactly what they're doing.

"But we stand firmly by our belief that it’s more important for the press to maintain a hollow facade of impartiality than to risk seeming too biased against planet annihilation."