It's THIS kind of messaging they need to get out in front of everyone

Pittsfield!!!! (Also she rules and is correct)

If any of you see them and shout WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS and record it you will be my hero.

You either have this sort of political juice or you don't. Cannot be taught.

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...

I am once again thinking about how that gangster in The Dark Knight says, "My dogs are HUNgry!"

The baseball mind

Just to be clear, Tucker Carlson has: - repeatedly advocated for the racist Great Replacement Theory - called Iraqis “semi literate primitive monkeys” - said it’s ok for 27-year-olds to marry 16-year-olds - framed trans people as inherently violent - defended a man who killed a BLM protester

“What is the precise structural failure limit for Aquatica?” *Michael Rappaport voice* “3200 tons.”

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

No, we absolutely fucking can’t. The moment we fall back “ho hum, there he is crowing over his enemy’s death again,” we have lost something we will never get back.

My sons, Aryann and Grokulus, love to visit local establishments and shoot at the feet of service employees, causing them to "dance." Do you like this. Is this relatable

This needs to be posted and shared constantly when people call for civility when It Happens.

Musk being asked to pay $2.5 billion:

meanwhile, a lot of teenagers think Harriet Tubman, Anne Frank, and Helen Keller were hoaxes

Whether it’s Joe Biden paying eight dollars for a pint of Jeni’s or Donald Trump forcing Americans to pay eight dollars for a gallon of gas, both presidents were involved in some exorbitant prices for goods.

It’s okay, guys, they’ll get it right the next time they swear.

I think it’s notable that a whole lot of Jewish (and non-Jewish!) folks are saying that the antisemitism here is as bad as it’s ever been and getting worse maybe worth paying attention to the voices of people who live this stuff

Hell yeah

My goal this year is to make my way through Harold Ramis’s directorial filmography. Only seen 5 of the 11! Guess which two of these I haven’t seen!

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are. The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war. We always find the money for war. But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.

As long as there’s a Mr. Coffee

Seems like something with poly in the name should not be the exclusive anything.

Bringing Afroman vibes to the Texas Rangers this year to counter that stupid statue.

I will be on the floor with Cory to offer this resolution. There is a growing group of Democratic Senators who refuse to let Republicans keep the Senate silent on this incoherent, illegal, disastrous war.

BREAKING: team USA has been awarded the prestigious FIFA world baseball classic gold medal

I do not understand the VHS revival. I get the nostalgia with the form factor and packaging, but the actual tapes themselves? It's not like Vinyl which has quality and was only superceded due to convenience. VHS was replaced because it's an inferior product in every way. But whatever brings joy

Love Evan, but this feels like a pretty naive misread of why people are mad at the U.S. players.

So many cool players on this team just pissing away any goodwill they’ve collected over the years.

Who the hell pronounces 2021 as “twenty twenty first??” Psycho behavior.

Baseball is a beautiful, intricate game, and at its best is a joy to both play and watch--every other team in the WBC knew this. The US team, though, approached it like they were preparing to invade the straight of hormuz, and as a result when the in-game moments got big, they became small.

There was absolute jubilation in Venezuela as they watched their country’s victory

spoiled brats, perfect encapsulation of america in 2026

Hell yeah, Robbie Chirinos!

Venezuela taking the lead late in the game rules but it’s even better thanks to the announcers spending the minutes leading up basically saying they had no chance.

WILYERRRRRRRRR

These Fox Nation shows are literally all Teenjus

One of my kids said he was gonna draw my butt and honestly did me a lot of favors.

“Ronald Acuña Jr. reminds me of Chuck Knoblauch” — Derek Jeter saying something that caused me to do a spit take

Additionally, Kash Patel will be in the dugout.

Yes,the emerging line is wily, ruthless Israel tricked poor, trusting, naive Donald Trump into a stupid, reckless war. GMAFB. Israel has absolutely pushed for this but ultimately it’s DONALD TRUMP who decided to take the US to war. He likes war! He likes blowing things up! He literally says it’s fun

Probably the most amazing image of the night, Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi forced to go to the Oscars while the US wages war on his home & people, only to encounter Shark Tank MAGA dipshit Kevin O’Leary, then looks at him like Blade looks at a vampire.

What my microwave sees when Michael B Jordan, Amy Madigan, and Jessie Buckley break into my house post-Oscar win (they still won’t leave):

Trump admin orders libraries to stop processing passport applications...at same time they want to require citizenship docs like passport to register to vote www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

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Mentally ill former Navy SEAL inspires Team USA to WBC final: defector.com/mentally-ill...

Barbra Streisand saying she doesn't want to be called Babs may unwittingly lead to some kind of unintended effect, I wouldn't know what to call it, some kind of Babs effect

Me during that entire Sinners performance