This entire race has been the NJ Democratic machine trying to make Sherrill happen without, you know, trying to make their case to those pesky voters.

But also we’re terrified of the subway

Once again, if for some reason you’re actually relying on Politico for news, you can achieve the exact same results by striking your forehead with a hammer a few dozen times.

Sept 30 vs Oct 1

Good for him. Also, Zohran being asked questions about Israel so often that he has to make it clear he's running for Mayor of a city in the United States of America. Fucking nuts really.

He’s so friggin good at this.

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI. Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

Put up Halloween decorations as a family tonight. Top tier activity.

When I told my wife Bruce Bochy wasn't coming back next year, she said, well, I guess they won't have to worry about finding a giant hat for him to wear again.

Judge SLAMS the masking of federal agents in ruling finding Trump admin violated pro-Palestine protesters' rights: "To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

SAG-AFTRA has released a statement on Tilly Norwood, the AI "performer," saying: “To be clear, 'Tilly Norwood' is not an actor, it’s a character generated by a computer program that was trained on the work of countless professional performers — without permission or compensation."

Thanks for the World Series, Boch. I’ll miss your gravelly voice.

Werner Herzog voice: “I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”

Me texting my friends that The Simpsons Movie Sequel will drop twenty years and two days after the first:

What I think when I have to do anything in Brooklyn:

“The remaining candidates” dude, WHAT?! Gonna throw your support behind SLIWA?! Get behind the guy your party REJECTED?! Those are the “remaining candidates” jeeesus CHRIST

Hakeem Jeffries still refuses to endorse the Democratic Nominee for NYC mayor but has plenty of praise for Eric Adams who, left the party, openly supports Trump, & cut a deal with Trump to disappear the DOJ’s bribery & corruption charges against him. Can’t imagine why the Dem Party has 26% approval🤔

Eric Adams AND the Houston Astros were eliminated this weekend. Celebrate accordingly.

Eric Adams now that the Cuomo wire transfer hit: @ditzkoff.bsky.social

Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

The Texas Rangers will not have a losing season this year!

“Vibes, dude! You know! Dogs like running through cornfields and stuff. VIBES!” *blinks two sets of eye lids*

Excellent Spooky Season mail day. Haven’t seen this version of The Shining since it aired and I was real young. Excited to see it without any of the baggage. Should have owned Prince of Darkness a long time ago. Happy to correct that.

I want the Rangers to avoid a losing record this year, but I also want the Guardians to keep the Astros out of the playoffs.

Getting October baseball in September

That’s weird, I’ve always known Eric Adams to take responsibility for all of his actions good OR bad. Huh.

wheeeeee!

Finally saw an ad last night tying Ciattarelli to Trump. It was the FIRST one I’ve been shown. Meanwhile, I’ve been assaulted with a deluge of Anti Sherrill ads for MONTHS.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

I will be sorely disappointed if the baseball writers ignore all of this context and choose to instead overanalyze the minutiae of Judge and Raleigh's statistical differences. No number can quantify the physical toll of a full season behind the dish.

Hell yeah, brother.

[Guy from New York City]: The House-ton Astros.

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

When I saw Halloween (2018) in theaters some dude sitting a few seats down from me kept yelling “GET HER! YEAH! GET HER!” during chase scenes and I bet he is AMPED right now.

MY CONNECTION WITH HIM IS THROUGH OUR FAITH, i scream as they remove me from outside keanu reeves' house

Me and the boys seeing that the Texas Rangers have been eliminated from the playoffs:

KIMMEL: “He’s gunning for our journalists too — they want to pick and choose what the news is… it’s so important to have a free press, and it’s nuts we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

Always nice when someone you end up following sees Adams the same way you do.

When I see “Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System” I really see “Wyatt Langford, 2026 American League MVP.”

OoooooOOOooooooo!

What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

They hate women but that’s always been the case.

Hell yeah, dude.

I like to have a theme with my Shocktober watches. This year, I’m doing made-for-TV Stephen King adaptations. What are your favorites? What are your LEAST favorites?

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X