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I had the privilege of working with Skeletor on ways to govern the Universe. And while we disagreed on much of the substance of how to do so, I'll always remember the time we spent together.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Guys, you can’t spend all day celebrating Lindsey Graham’s death. Save some jabs to throw at Conor McGregor who had an embarrassing return to MMA last night!

Mood. All. Day.

The first thing I said upon learning of Lindsey Graham’s death was “heavens to murgatroyd!” That’s the closest I’ll come to honoring him.

booker for meet the press: [screaming, crying, throwing up]

Go Rangers

By this metric, pretty much everyone in this woman's family including herself should get the fuckin' chair. The McMahons covered up sexual abuse for decades then decided to get in on it themselves in the last decade. Craven monsters.

I got questions about who this ukulele site thinks are similar artists to… Dewey Cox.

along with the huge corruption investigations, democrats need to do a million little things like this AND THEN BRAG ABOUT IT

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it looks like zendaya has a really long inspector gadget arm

Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.

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1) Interesting "Dems Not in Disarray" front-page framing. 2) Point Dems need to keep making: -Virtually every Dem leader has now come out publicly against Platner. -Virtually every GOP party leader still all-in for Ken Paxton. (And, of course, for Trump) This is not a "both sides" situation.

Ma boi is THICC

“Rangers owner Ray Davis — a member of the league’s labor policy committee” did not know this, but it makes a loooooot of sense. Sorry, everybody who wants to watch baseball next year.

Phil Collins wasn’t available?

Some kind soul has put one of my favorite CD sets ever on YouTube and my family and I are just groovin' this afternoon and you can do the same if you want to. Improve your mood!

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators. by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

When Biden did literally this exact thing the media organized Biden Is Unfit parades in every major city until he dropped out

New AP polling of Jewish Americans— Mamdani (+5): 44% Favorable; 39% Unfavorable Netanyahu (-27): 32% Favorable; 59% Unfavorable Trump (-42): 29% Favorable; 71% Unfavorable Where's all the breathless wall-to-wall coverage on Netanyahu & Trump making Jewish people feel unsafe?

I know that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze is a documentary because I just walked past a well-dressed chauffeur driving a black SUV and devouring a huge slice of pizza.

Here’s a Batman Returns commission I did in 2020 featuring Catwoman and Batman unmasked.

It’s been hard to be excited for the World Cup because I live in Jersey City which has taken the games as an excuse to charge more money and run fewer buses. A public transit disaster every day. An absolute (yet avoidable) failure on the part of Jersey City.

Have watched quite a bit of cable/TV this weekend and witnessed Keegan Michael Key in four or five different commercials. Not beatin’ those allegations!

"Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out."

400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile.

Y’all, I don’t think Rod Serling liked Hitler very much!

A Happy Twilight Zone Marathon Day to all who celebrate!

today we celebrate what my ancestors called “Must Be Nice…” Day

Y’all if you go to a comic shop you can buy Killer Influences #1 and Power Rangers Unlimited #1 and show love to the incredible @joeyesposito.bsky.social (and lots of other talented folks) in the process! He’s been workin his butt off and is worth the scratch! The books are amazing! Go! Now!

Bri is delightful even when taking bumps and gettin bruised, so your support is mandatory.

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

King of the Hill-themed anti-ICE sticker seen in Astoria, Queens.

It's just like MAGA, except it wants a more tolerant, egalitarian society, where everyone has healthcare and the material prerequisites of a life of dignity. I guess from the perspective of the theater critics in media, that difference is invisible.

Can't get tickets to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding at MSG on Friday?? Don't fret! Come to DUMBO and watch me impersonate Jeff Goldblum in a drunk reading of a Shakespearean version of Independence Day instead! It's basically the same thing!

Today’s the day! POWER RANGERS UNLIMITED #1 and KILLER INFLUENCES #1 both on sale wherever fine comics are sold. We hope you love ‘em, comics are the juice. #newcomicbookday

It is so much easier to get a college scholarship for being good at school than sports.

At least Corey Seager spent a decent amount of time on the IL in 2023. That’s what I’m goin with.

the use of “performative” as an insult here is why these people are losing their primaries. yes, voters want you to perform their anger and disgust! they want representatives to represent their symbolic interests! the idea that good representation is necessarily quiet and unobtrusive is wrong!

Competitive high school sports are not about gladiatorial domination; they exist to teach kids teamwork, comradery, promote exercise, and give them a sense of accomplishment. I can think of no better way to accomplish those goals than to compete alongside our trans brothers, sisters, and siblings.

Chris Paddack waking up one day and receiving a ring in the mail after the Rangers win the 2026 World Series

you know, when someone says something like "these are the things that need to be done to avert disaster" and your response is "you think democrats will do that?!?" all you're telling me is that you think politics is a spectator sport

one thing i find funny is that the founding generation would likely have been very enthusiastic about, say, muslim immigrants and intensely skeptical of all the catholics