Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

Logging my wrestling events in Letterboxd like a proper cinephile and cackling at all the wrestlers real names being used.

The director of Melania movie

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

this guy’s an antisemite? this guy? next you’re gonna tell me elon musk is in the epstein files

Don Lemon on my comedy videos 🍋 #cheapfake

yes i am straight up going to say that if your response to “ernst runt” is “this is offensive to short people” then you are a) humorless and b) engaging in the kind of tiresome scolding that keeps people away from this place bsky.app/profile/fran...

some of you are not beating the humorless allegations

Bullies deserve to be bullied.

my wokeness, such that it is, ends when it comes to insulting bad people

Now, why are Trump & Rs worried about an election today in Texas of all places? This site assures me that he has a 'steal elections' button he can press whenever he wants. He can just do that there, right?

the democrats have everything they need to destroy the largest funder of the opposition right now today if they want to, if not legally then in the public square

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

Will Venable is gonna have an interesting squad this year. Good for him.

Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)

the answer is that jennings performance of smug dishonesty reliably generates viral clips, so they continue to have him on even though he is a shameless liar

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Man I would just love to think this results in something substantial.

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

What a fucking shit day

Jeffries: "We cannot trust the Department of Justice. They're an illegitimate organization right now under the leadership of Pam Bondi and the direction of Donald Trump."

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

Stop funding the "federal government"

this is Obama getting mad and arresting Jesse Watters territory. Completely unacceptable holy shit

I STAND WITH DON LEMON

Eyes on Georgia Fort & Don Lemon, who have been arrested for documenting the protest in a church last week. Our constitutional rights mean nothing when a fascist dictator has taken over the government.

Schumer and Jeffries negotiating to limit the number of journalist arrested by the Department of Justice each year to a maximum of 20.

This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.

Thank you. Yes. Arrested for coverage of same church protest: www.facebook.com/ByGeorgiaFor...

Now can the media get activated? Now can they treat this like what it is? Now will they do something since he’s coming for them?

(complimentary)

2022: Massachusetts enacts a 4% tax on millionaires. Critics predict catastrophe. 2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty. Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...

Where do I go to get my apology from Corporate Media for amplifying obviously absurd disinformation about Trump pivoting in Minnesota that did not even last 24 hours before he explicitly renounced the lie?

“What if your neighbor is Muslim” They’re my neighbor “What if your neighbor is Somali” They’re my neighbor “What if your neighbor speaks Spanish” They’re my neighbor “What if your neighbor is Hmong” They’re my neighbors

I’m just going to give myself some peace and pretend this prequel is for the racist 2008 movie and not First Blood which ends with Rambo in a fit of ptsd-induced sobbing.

Let’s goooooo (eventually)!

Read this too quickly and gave myself a jump scare.

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

Didn’t expect an outfielder to muscle in on Blake Snell’s territory but here we are.

Guy who has fallen for literally every right wing conspiracy theory of the last decade weighs in

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Ok, so now I like him more

Kitchen Sink Theatre Co is putting on their very first 24 Hour Play Festival, and you can catch the plays Thursday, January 29th at 7pm! 1 Playwright. 2 Actors. 24 hours to write a brand new play based on a theme! Don’t miss the fun, head to the link in bio for $15 tickets!

Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions. That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

i’m gonna be honest, erika kirk is a certified grifter but this audio doesn’t seem remarkable to me. she’s congratulating her team on their big dumb event. candace owens is pitching an insane conspiracy about kirk’s murder, there’s no reason to play along.