Dieter chic

Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.

A Christmas tree that throws hard.

congrat's to ya'll

the word layoffs doesn't even appear in this article It's just all analysts chirping away about synergies media coverage of itself and its endless consolidation doesn't think labor, consumers, or creatives are actually relevant to anything

Attention artists and small business owners! One of my favorite places on Earth, The RAT in NYC is holding a silent auctions during their fundraising gala and we need donations! Hit me up!

Sorry but baseball voters, even the ones I like, are fucked up

Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you

It's that time of year again

We never paid for the original sin of our country and we let it fester and now we have a hate-filled spigot spewing racism with zero checks and balances.

the hater's council just vetoed this actually. "a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder. "hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

Hell yes.

GMs trying to act cool at the Winter Meetings now that Devin Williams is off the board:

I wouldn't trust Arte Moreno to choose names out of a hat

She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil. You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that

I have twin four year olds and three jobs. Getting to the movies this year has been difficult. I will happily be seated for Avatar 3.

Rangers need a catcher and I don’t think they’ll pony up for Realmuto so get them long trade fingers movin, CY!

*man canvassing outside of my kids’ school where people are voting today* “Vote for Catherine Healy! Two firefighter brothers!” *woman walking to vote* “That doesn’t have anything to do with her qualifications.” *man* “DON’T HAVE A FIRE!!” Very excited for this to be over.

“I heard you like closers. So I put a closer with your closer so he closes while you close.” - Steve Cohen

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

Was browsing Cameo and remembered that years ago I got Angela from The Rehearsal to make a Hanukkah video for my friend. She almost sent it late, changed her settings later to put Hanukkah lower on the list, and she mispronounced his name (it’s Mikael). A++

There are a lot of important things going on in the world to be mad about right now but the fact that I was able to see Glass Onion in an AMC theater with A-List just three years ago but now I can’t see its sequel the same way is a crime and I want arrests made.

Welcome to my Master R0kSn, ya broke motherfuckers

Let this be the motto of the AI movement.

Hell yes.

My Thanksgiving kicked off with a late-night restart of Red Dead 2 and I haven’t looked back so I say yes.

The Department of War just debuted a new slogan:

Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.

Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron

“Jokes on you, Roker.” - a lil sweetheart who will one day rule the world

Just gonna take a shot in the dark and say Santa probably doesn’t need a chyron.

Me to my green beans tonight:

THAT’S how you act after you make it to the WS. Must be nice.

Who funds Pablo! [skipping the ad reads in the the podcast] I'm doing detective work!

Not the point but “discredits the armed forces” would have worked better, Pete.

I’ve been a Rangers fan my whole life! The replies and quotes to these can’t hurt me! (Looks at quotes and replies)

Cash considerations has a better ring to it when the guy ponying up is so rich he was a bad guy in Dumb Money.

I’m gonna try and be like Schrodinger’s Cat with this trade. I am both happy and sad until the Rangers make or are eliminated from the playoffs.

As a Texas Rangers fan who spent 16 years living in NYC and still works there, I’m used to having (mostly very lovely talks) with Mets fans I run into about DeGrom. However, those were easier because we just… signed him. Interested to see how the Nimmo talks will be. For me. Emotionally.

I’ll take anything that makes me feel better about this trade that I’m still processing.

Zeke hanging on is a pleasant surprise.

I’ve always found kindred spirits in Mets fans so both of us losing fan-favorite players to each other in a trade feels… apt. We’ll be bummed out together!

Better than Seager, I guess.

You gotta brine that turkey, friends. Throw a butter herb rub under the skin too.

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

(waving to my neighbors as they see me walking out of the porn shop run by Nazis) “It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”