i’ve made a tumblr account in the year 2026. follow me n stuff idk how to use tumblr

have an eepy new year 🥰

imagine, in your mind, benoit blanc saying “age regressor”. that’s all, thanks

a butch sophi for your consideration

in bed with two women and one of them just farted so loudly the other woke up i love polyamory

a rare femme sophi for your consideration

hey all. it’s my boobs. pretty cool. i’m drunk everyone tell me you love me and think im the best

drafted two cubes tonight! built golgari reanimidrange and grixis control

it’s called boxing day because you’re supposed to spend it eating box

i get so much hate :(

introducing the new and cozier sophi dimension with the help of my wonderful girlfriend 🥰

happy 3 year anniversary to this dweeb also movie night #nw

mahjong

my power’s out happy tummy tuesday to all of the freaks in my phone

lost in top 4 of a 2-slot rcq playing izzet looting! i played really well but couldn’t pull it off r1: d 2-1 vs. sultai living end r2: d 2-0 vs. izzet riddler r3: p 2-0 vs. dimir bounce r4: d 0-2 vs. izzet lessons r5: id t8: p 2-0 vs. mono-red aggro t4: p 1-2 vs. izzet ping

it’s fw me friday do u fw me n clodsire

sophi holding court

happy tummy uh thursday i think

gonna wear a packer after bottom surgery just to throw people off

For Her — Chapter 2 An aging handler grappled with the lives she destroyed, and the one she "saved". And she decided to give up. She accepted what she is. She gave in to the worst of herself. She doesn't feel guilty anymore. She's finally happy. Right? archiveofourown.org/works/710461...

i’m a very scary and intimidating woman (alone in the bedroom making Small Noises)

my girlfriend got me a playset of badgermole cubs for the holidays 🥰🥰🥰

they’re calling me midwest emo sophi, on account of i’m sophi and i listen to midwest emo

i don’t think you should be saying all that, spotify

she beat me so bad at mahjong i asked her to be my girlfriend

gwen soon!!!!!

proof i can hit (i beat out the throw to first)

started watching pluribus

quote from my grandma: “what is six seven”

they’re saying it’s the smallest sophi that’s ever existed

hey buddy, my eyes are down here

wanna be in her lap rn but instead i have this fuckass job

it’s astonishing how well fuckboy butch sophi works, you’re all in danger if i internalize this

took the Evil Nap that throws your day off earlier :(

got fucked so hard i cancelled my plans for tomorrow

i would apologize but this is maybe the greatest thing i’ve ever made

*waking up in the hospital after bottom surgery* "Oh boy I can't wait to see my good friend Vivi Ornitier in Standard!"

watching the wire

watching the wire

please help save mr. bear. anything helps

Grand WizardSS of the KKKoast doesn’t want my pet deck to succeed (no TTABE unban)

me n mr. bear are having a very productive workday

welcome to the game

introducing: the mahjong hustler

a lesson in making sure you have lethal, pt. 1. explanations of all of the moving pieces in alt text

bweh

happy mahjong wednesday to all those who celebrate