explaining what happened last night to my beloved girlfriend who doesn’t follow sports

they’re gonna be hunting de’aaron fox through the streets of san antonio and judging by his performance in this finals series i don’t think he’s gonna be able to create any sort of separation from his pursuers

jalen brunson flopsterpiece. a flopping performance for the ages

i truly do get why there's more fear about testosterone in insular online transmasc communities than there is about estrogen in the equivalent transfem ones, but i gotta say the fearmongering about how Powerful and Dangerous it is is especially fucking grating to read as a trans woman.

call my butt a two way guard the way i bottom and then also poop a bunch

the knicks are gonna wrap landry shamet around wemby’s legs like an at-st

spending my time while unemployed finding new and exciting things to get horny about

whenever i try to dance to math rock i always feel like im being punked

kinda wanna completely redo my wardrobe and put effort into femming it up a bit but that costs moneyyyyyy

downside: haven’t gotten much done today since my first interview today got postponed again upside: i can make forza horizon 6 call me princess

final tally for the weekend: 5 wins 3 valgavoths cast on curve 15 forests exiled with deadly cover-up 4 opponents who said “thoughtseize bug” after drawing a card i forced them to discard

seeing the sights while we’re in dc

5-4 out, i lost two win and ins :( does anyone in dc have a glove for me for tgirl baseball tomorrow

doomsday excruciage regressors be like exile all but this many *holds up 6 fingers* cards from the bottom of your library

locking it in for the weekend

washington dc i am inside you

i watched marty supreme on my flight and im afraid thats what im gonna be like at this tournament this weekend. im afraid hes just like me fr

reading theory

watching the wire

watching the wire

happy five years on hormones to me. it’s a great time to be sophi

the workers at my favorite farmer's market breakfast sandwich stall recognize me now

a story in 3 parts (i love this deck)

watching a girl throat it to the hilt on the tl and hitting a pitch perfect former hitman reacts to hitman gameplay dats what i woulda did

in the last two days i have eaten: 4 quiktrip mozzarella sticks 2 pieces of cream cheese and blueberry sourdough 1 bar corndog 1 granola bar 1 bowl of kraft mac n cheese if you put a microphone next to my stomach rn it would feed bubbling ooze foley artists for generations

I was going to play Landfall in DC regardless of if it was good or not, and now it's good. This too is the eternal Dao

turning 28 today

watching a magic youtuber badly fumble playing my pt deck feels like handing someone my baby and watching them drop it on its head

polyamory rocks i was on the floor in my girlfriend’s lap n her fiancée was like “you look so punchable rn i need to send a picture to [other girlfriend]” and she did

wandering through MagicCon Las Vegas today if anyone wants to say hi!

ended 2-6. definitely a disappointment but i’ll be back

0-3 start. we move

it's really funny to me how much speculation there is about our maestro deck that all doesn't come anywhere close to what we built lol

i will be playing four copies of the card steam vents

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

i did my injection everyone say good job sophi!

deck registered :)

i have been in las vegas for less than 24 hours and i have already been stung by a scorpion inside the testing house

i will be playing with team @sanctumofall.bsky.social for this one, make sure you tune in and watch! it’s gonna be hype

wearing a romper is tough because you look really good but then you have to take it all the way off if you want to get jerked off by your girlfriend

3-0 at prerelease with this lorehold pile! ark of hunger is crazy good

it is so much fun going to karaoke and being consistently one of the worst singers there

got fired today but luckily i recently watched no other choice so i just need to find all of the clerks with a better resume than me and i’ll be set in no time