ok which one of you was hanging out with my grandma

milwaukee i am inside you

bikers going past popping wheelies kinda sounds like the shofar on rosh hashanah. like i swear this guy just hit a wheelie tkiah gdolah

i really wanna hear gary oldman say “umezawa’s jitte”

mahjong hustling internationally

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ok i guess im just a goblin drafter now

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

goblins are wait what. what is that. how did that deck trophy

glasgow i am inside you

getting tested is so silly like oh you want me to bleed for you? piss too? like take me out to dinner first im blushing 😵‍💫

I would win the Jeskai mirror in two games. Shiko resolves. They feel like they're drowning. Flipped Gwen out of the graveyard of course they can't counter it. Jeskai Revelation sucks kill yourself. And Aang transforms. You're dead for day two. You've been dead for day two since you were born.

goblins r great when u don't have someone in ur ear telling u they're the worst supported color pair

quick and easy with a busted merfolk draft, it was wide wide open

finally got there after feeling terrible about this format (it's really fun but i'm really bad at drafting it)

“Many people have said that things like this don’t happen in America. But in many ways the violence exhibited by DHS and federal agents mirrors the tactics used by law enforcement in black and brown communities for decades." - @seandoolittle.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

Sanctum crushed at this RC!! Mason Buonadonna in top 8 w/ Simic Cub 🔥🏆 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social in 12th w/ Jeskai… control? midrange? you decide 🙂 @mixolydia.bsky.social in 16th w/ Jeskai too! Truong Hai Nguyen in 23rd w/ Azorius Control! @fauxglove.bsky.social in 28th with Simic Cub!

Let’s say @puppydoggaming.bsky.social to celebrate her PT invite.

locked in pro tour at 11-3-1 :)

8-1 after day 1, running hot and ready for day 2! my only loss is the one undefeated

Holy shit @puppydoggaming.bsky.social 8-1???????

locking in for the rc today, wish me luck!

btw if you’re in portland and wanna say hi, please dm me! i’m gonna be around and i wanna meet my oomfs n such

decklist submitted! there are so many broken things to do in this standard format and i'm doing this instead

watched some movies on the plane

Talking abt the prospect of getting a vaginoplasty in terms of “going pussy mode” and “I’m switching to pussy”

i am single-handedly going to make mahjong into a transfem stereotype

telling myself affirmations like “you can wash the dishes”

a girl and her favorite pokemon

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to ephemerate solitude

we are legend of kuruk we carry the flame we scry draw and make tokens we’ll win the endgame

powered cube trophy with fair-ish Gu

age regressor storm player who says "i've cast this many *shows on fingers* spells this turn"

watching the wire

big sophi victory

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

time off for the new year finally came through which means it’s time to start sending in requests for card game tournaments yippee

back and better than ever with esper control in powered cube, started 0-2 then figured out how not to die to my own one ring

Two queer women with a 6 year old in school today stopped to film ICE and for their bravery ICE agents murdered one before the other’s eyes. The grief in the survivor’s voice is a knife to the gut. Destroying people and their bonds is what ICE has always done.

it’s sophislop. you only like it because it’s sophi

kidnapping fantasy but it’s someone wanting me enough to want to keep me forever

death to america, of course

i have gotten more work done today while in the office than i have in a while but i have also read more smut today than i have in a while. this is the power of vyvanse

i’ve made a tumblr account in the year 2026. follow me n stuff idk how to use tumblr

have an eepy new year 🥰

imagine, in your mind, benoit blanc saying “age regressor”. that’s all, thanks

a butch sophi for your consideration