Muttering "this shit ain't nothing to me man" like Dracula Flow under my breath until I can manifest this shit actually meaning nothing to me

All or nothing, the true lover says, and that's the truth of it. My love will never die, he says. He claims eternity. And rightly. How can it die when it's life itself? What do we know of eternity but the glimpse we get of it when we enter in that bond?

Buying a bunch of Bukowski novels when life is going good and I don't actually want to read Bukowski has never been so vindicating

My pussy tap sac search for a basic call that fabled passage

Feels appropriate this piece becomes free as I’m packing for Thanksgiving-then-Worlds. For 15 years I loved competitive MTG not because I thought I’d get here, but because of the person it helped me become. It absolutely needs to survive. patreon.com/posts/142915... @fireshoes.bsky.social

i would apologize but this is maybe the greatest thing i’ve ever made

*waking up in the hospital after bottom surgery* "Oh boy I can't wait to see my good friend Vivi Ornitier in Standard!"

Nadu and High Tide means I'm just catching strays out here

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong Lochmwas, everybody knows imma drink a white Monster

Showing up to week one of Nexus Nights with stock Kai'Sa while everyone else is trying to scrounge together enough runes to build a deck because if I only get to play one event of this game before I'm out of commission for surgery recovery you know I'm winning that shit

3-0 in the mono red cube, highlight was drawing so many cards that I killed my opponent with pyrogoyf while having no cards left in my deck

You could not pay a tboy who just got top surgery to wear a shirt on halloween, it'll be snowing and them bitches will be wearing camo pants and a harness and try to pass it off as MGS3 Solid Snake

Chainsaw Man but my arms and head are Hitachi magic wands

We were literally screaming in the discord call this rocked

still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too. can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator

Pretty sure I need to get checked for some sort of CTE because I just played the High Tide mirror and that shit was fun as hell

After Houston this is a 2xko account I'm a fighting game girlie now idgaf

magic gathering

I'm playing the challenge today instead of working does this count as testing

arknights girl names: Blackrock, Spitter, Wisconsin, Greasetail, Angelique, Adamantine, Process, Kalashnikov, Epoxy uma musume girl names: Golden Witch, Hello Neighbor, Imperishable Night, Chrono Jotter, Dragalia Lost, Purple Guy, Car Seat Headrest, Toby Fox, Kingdom Hearts

What do we think it means for my results in Houston if all my modern prep so far has been playing TFT and going to FNM like once a week

NFL RedZone is just the subway surfers splitscreen videos for white suburban dads

Spotted my quilt square in the wild :)

I expected a lot of things to happen today but watching a League of Legends themed pole dance was not one of them

This monstrous rage is the cutest card that has ever been printed, please please please let these not ungodly expensive for once

another reason to post one of my favorite images

Wish @eellizardbath.bsky.social a happy birthday or she'll cry

Phyrexian sluggo with living weapon be like they pay be in goirmes

The county is a blight for many reasons but chief among them is the fact they use a different parking meter app than the city so any time I come out here I have to download another godforsaken parking app, which is unforgivable

Dog you have GOT to be kidding me

My Arena account is under my deadname email, and I've finally mustered up enough spoons to try and get it switched to the email I use for the companion app and this is such an impossible miserable process. Like I do backend software engineering for a living I get that this shit is hard but come on

I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born

Ended up at 18th, bit of a bummer to miss top16 on breakers but overall proud of how I played today! Think I was a bit to quick to dismiss belcher after I played it at the showcase, but also have not really been feeling Magic enough to warrant pivoting to something else

Fyi this is still happening (to me at at least, not sure about anyone else) as of this morning. @fireshoes.bsky.social for vis, good luck fellow Belcher gamers today

Mtgo keeps crashing every time I try to Tameshi a Lotus Bloom from my graveyard, on one hand I probably deserve this, on the other hand playing the Super Qualifier tomorrow is going to be impossible lmao

the mono-red player saw his shadow, 6 more weeks of vivi cauldron winter

If anyone has leads on apartments in BK/Queens please send them my way!! Studio/1 BR/whatever. Its me, Jordan, and our 2 indoor cats <3

Why as a man are you wearing sandals? What do you need your little piggies out for huh? Trying to get your toes sucked on or something??

So, is there a Mrs. Brightside or?

I'm get tattoo :)

Dropped at 4-4, mostly happy with how I played and just feel Belcher isn't there currently

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You ever watch a baby put random shit in their mouth and start going to town? That's me as hell

You ever get a glimpse of what your life would be like if you hadn't transitioned? Unrelated but I overheard the phrase "I really want to open a menswear boutique" at the farmers market this morning

First day back on my meds in two weeks has me in Barbeque Cumberland mind palace mode send tweet

3-0d vintage cube with this pile that I initially thought was kinda mid, I will be having stern words with the person who drafted the pestermite though

Kind Angels Thesis