Just found out about the Nasus overnumbered legend, I think I might explode

I really hope Shen isn't good because if somebody plays the overnumbered legend against me I'm about get an unsportsmanlike for licking his armpit

I'm a little bit late on this, but a poem I wrote over the winter was published in a local zine recently 🥲 incredibly cool to own a physical copy of something I wrote alongside work from a bunch of other poets who have inspired me to write

After one day of playing Champions my only thought about getting back into VGC is that Incineroar and Sneasler are the most annoying straight t4t couple you've ever met, and we've all met them before

I thought I lost g2 cause opp blighted their Requiting Hex for 2 life but I found the line to win with exactsies this morning in the shower don't worry 😭

Woman about to lose r1 of her lcq

zach hill one of the few cis dudes who makes trans woman music

mtggoldfish should have a missed connections section. where r u mtgo user ThatDogGirl

tgirl bangs? I sure hope she does

I was going to play Landfall in DC regardless of if it was good or not, and now it's good. This too is the eternal Dao

The drive back from the kolache place a few neighborhoods over is also exactly how long it takes me to eat six egg and cheese kolaches, coincidence???

Listening to KNEECAP is constantly not understanding any of the words then suddenly hearing "America" and it's like "Hmm... I'm not sure what they said but I don't think they're very big fans of this place."

Overheard @puppydoggaming.bsky.social from across the room narrating it's plays in a limited match cast a 2/1 with flash and saying "She Am on my Bush til I Vip Her" to nobody in particular

Alright I did this, if we're mutuals and you wanna follow feel free to dm

If I made a second account that I only gave out to mutuals who dm'd me for it can we collectively agree to pretend it's private and not reskeet from it until they finally add privs, please don't make me go back to twitter for this

showing him why he’s lucky he’s a card

I'm glad Timmy didn't get Best Actor not because he didn't deserve it but because I enjoy watching twinks suffer

Thinking about becoming the type of bitch who makes my bed every morning

put a white boy onto wilco got him drinking outta mason jars

No disrespect to Mary Oliver about that whole Wild Geese shit but you actually do have to be good

I'm addicted to casting Lightning Helix pt 2, a Super Sunday 🧵

I'm addicted to casting Lightning Helix, an LCQ thread 🧵

Eyyyy I'm milwaukin here!

huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this

Fish Poem

I would win the Jeskai mirror in two games. Shiko resolves. They feel like they're drowning. Flipped Gwen out of the graveyard of course they can't counter it. Jeskai Revelation sucks kill yourself. And Aang transforms. You're dead for day two. You've been dead for day two since you were born.

Evil Instagram reels, be a dear and look up renter unfriendly hacks for me, will you

locked in pro tour at 11-3-1 :)

Mahjong Wizard

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game

This website is so useless without locked accounts or at the very least circles but I'd rather die than go back to twitter so we suffer I guess

Muttering "this shit ain't nothing to me man" like Dracula Flow under my breath until I can manifest this shit actually meaning nothing to me

All or nothing, the true lover says, and that's the truth of it. My love will never die, he says. He claims eternity. And rightly. How can it die when it's life itself? What do we know of eternity but the glimpse we get of it when we enter in that bond?

Buying a bunch of Bukowski novels when life is going good and I don't actually want to read Bukowski has never been so vindicating

My pussy tap sac search for a basic call that fabled passage

Feels appropriate this piece becomes free as I’m packing for Thanksgiving-then-Worlds. For 15 years I loved competitive MTG not because I thought I’d get here, but because of the person it helped me become. It absolutely needs to survive. patreon.com/posts/142915... @fireshoes.bsky.social

i would apologize but this is maybe the greatest thing i’ve ever made

*waking up in the hospital after bottom surgery* "Oh boy I can't wait to see my good friend Vivi Ornitier in Standard!"

Nadu and High Tide means I'm just catching strays out here

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong Lochmwas, everybody knows imma drink a white Monster

Showing up to week one of Nexus Nights with stock Kai'Sa while everyone else is trying to scrounge together enough runes to build a deck because if I only get to play one event of this game before I'm out of commission for surgery recovery you know I'm winning that shit

3-0 in the mono red cube, highlight was drawing so many cards that I killed my opponent with pyrogoyf while having no cards left in my deck

You could not pay a tboy who just got top surgery to wear a shirt on halloween, it'll be snowing and them bitches will be wearing camo pants and a harness and try to pass it off as MGS3 Solid Snake

Chainsaw Man but my arms and head are Hitachi magic wands

We were literally screaming in the discord call this rocked

still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too. can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator

Pretty sure I need to get checked for some sort of CTE because I just played the High Tide mirror and that shit was fun as hell