I forget about the arrival of Canadian winter every year in the same way I forget about my period every month: because it sucks and I hate it

I stumbled into this page the other day and it's making me feel crazy.

Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall

ngl this was a great purchase

Elon's new pay package is ironically the same amount required to cover SNAP benefits for the entire country throughout its 10-year term.

nailed it

new idea: if we take away all of elon's wealth and redistribute it, everyone gets a cool $100 US dollars

becoming a trillionaire should end the game as in, as soon as someone becomes a trillionaire they are executed

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

it's absurd how addicted to tv this guy is.

someone threw a sandwich at me once and it hit me square in the chest but because I'm not a fragile fascist it's just a funny story

I cannot stress this enough: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I disliked Obsidian Entertainment long before they replaced their support team with an LLM.

I have decided that my only goal for 2026 is to somehow throw the first pitch at a Blue Jays game on behalf of @thebeaverton.com. We can make it happen, friends. I believe in us.

Engaging in some tasty schadenfreude tonight. I'm not above enjoying watching people who did me dirty fail publicly.

"AI-driven tools will _rationalize_ game _layoffs_"

is this a fucking madlib? "AI-driven tools will _________ game ________"

Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"

if zohran mamdani's name was zachary mandell, there would not be this weird rush by every commentator to try to work him into their fantasies of "Camp of the Saints made real". It's pure racism, 100%, and Mamdani's crushing victory is proof that a crisis raising class consciousness trumps racism.

this is how all social media companies operate because spammers are users and users are the only metric they care about.

man I dunno this is just off the top of my head, probably missed some things

what techbros don't understand is, well, a lot really - but one of the biggest things is their complete inability to grasp the fiction part of science fiction they keep trying to turn narrative devices and metaphor into "inevitable" tech that is, in fact, entirely evitable also, evitable is a word

Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it

Haha suck it Cuomo you grotesque animated pile of sausage casings

humiliate and outlive your enemies

now fix the border so i can go visit cool ass new york again

The people want socialism, not gladhanders bought and paid for by foreign powers.

Me waking up for work and it's already light out: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me finishing work and it's already getting dark: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

it should be illegal for the sun to go down while you are still working

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

When I was at Ubi, there was an influx of middle managers from tv/film who believed that if a director wanted something, you should drop everything to placate them. I remember one reacting in horror when I told her I wouldn't be at a "mandatory" meeting at 6:30pm, because my EOD was 5pm.

I don't really love to throw industry shade because it's rarely black and white, but I am going to remind people that a game starring arguably the most iconic black superhero was cancelled *in advance* of this sale and all of the GDC talks from staff working on it were shot down at the EA level

People probably wouldn't celebrate the deaths of horrible people if they had been held to account for their many many many crimes while they were alive.

may mamdani be elected and completely destroy the old guard democratic party in the process

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Senator Wyden and Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi have formally requested that the FTC open an investigation into Flock Safety for unnecessarily exposing billions of instances of civilian's vehicle location data to hackers and foreign adversaires. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose

You cannot just Task-Manager out of boss-ware surveillance. Be careful what hardware you use and for what you use it.

For anyone who thinks their one little vote doesn't matter

I am begging you, take organizer training run by actual union members before trying to organize your workplace. If you don't have tight opsec or open your private spaces to someone who isn't a guaranteed yes vote, without making sure they understand the need for opsec... you've already failed.

I blame Leafs fans for the Jays losing.

this is the universe punishing toronto fans for being toronto fans, I am just sad that the rest of us got caught in the crossfire

Fuckin hate baseball, worst sport in the world

If the clocks roll back due to daylight savings ending during game seven of the world series that unlocks an infinite inning overflow glitch

baseball is now purgatory.

ed sheeran is pitching?