Merry Xmas 2 me

Never made it far into Baldurs Gate so saying fuck it and hunkering down and restarting

RETURN OF THE CODYVATOR

The Titty Master vs The Rainmaker. Love wrestling

His trajectory over the whole year doesn’t even make sense from “I don’t care if I never see mox again” to “Jon Moxley is the only person that understand pro wrestling and I love him”

Extremely late Match of the Year contender here imo

Found a replacement for Hooch's favorite toy that I had to throw away a few years ago and the boy is THRILLED

Die Hard remains the most tightly and smartly scripted action movie of all time. I watch it once a year and every year it actually blows me away.

Nazis trying to use elves to impregnate a woman and create the master race is truly next level insane story writing and I will never get over it

Christopher Nolan STOP!! You can't just give the guys in the movie about a made up story cool armor!! It's not historically accurate!!!! Christopher, NO!!

God I love this time of year in AEW

This is what it feels like to find yourself in a situation

I am of course watching Spinal Tap and I forgot "you can't dust for vomit" and almost died choking on Dr pepper

Look man, I didn't watch because I do not like John Cena as a wrestler but he has undoubtedly reached the status where in his final match you have him win and give him his flowers and let everyone enjoy it like Sting.

HELL YEAH, id Software eternally the best. SOLIDARITY FOREVER.

Good morning team

Bad news for the game awards, absolutely no game reveal will get me as excited as the unexpected appearance of Werner Herzog

Devastated to report that my yearly Lord of the Rings rewatch has come to an end. Time to die.

This fucking sucks

Least surprising results

How the fuck does anyone use this terrible exploitative shit service let alone pay for it, shame

You put Dark Angels in front of me, I'mma kill 'em

It is time once more

Sometimes you just gotta stand menacingly in front of a motorcycle

Actually crazy what One (1) workout session will do for your self body image

In the past 3 days I have watched 48 episodes of Kenny vs Spenny and I think I am insane now

Why does this man, who makes my yearly pay in a single day, have a printout of a jpeg of the Titanic DVD cover as a poster

Hey, new episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! This week, @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social and I watched Titanic 2000, a movie about a lesbian vampire looking for a soul mate on the Titanic 2.0. It's easily the worst movie I've given 5 stars on Letterboxd. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!

The Top 10 Most Obsessively Rewatched Martin Scorsese Films 🎂 Happy birthday Martin Scorsese! Which of his films have you rewatched the most?

I have a theory that everyone is obsessed with at least one historical "incedent" and mine is the Byford Diving Bell

In theory I should love this but uh I do not

Absolutely incredible

I am also a podcaster and would like to be in movies and although I am neither young nor attractive I can promise you that I have never knowingly interviewed a white supremacist Contact: UTA

Lmao how did I miss this??

Women's Blood and Guts match

BRING ON THE COLD

This went fucking hard

Jizz! In the Bucee's Bathroom

Chaos players watching Ultramarines get their 15th model this week

My mom sent me this pic of Hooch stealing her pillow

'One-eyed ex-pat Alaskan Laird Barron’s writing is an enthralling mix of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, noir, science-fiction, espionage thriller and superhero mythology.' #LairdBarron's The Imago Sequence is No 7 in The Quietus 25 best pieces of #Horror Fiction of the 21st Century buff.ly/C4B49ZM

I am being so very strong (waiting a week and half to watch Frankenstein in a theater)

Congrats to Sleep Token on their Grammy nomination for "Biggest Shit from a Butt"

Closing in on the Jabirean Alchemist. Love the Iron Sultanate

Death metal banger of the fall lands tomorrow. Big fucking riffs. Dan Seagrave artwork. Complete package shit. Make sure you get it in your ears.

The perfect hat

I hope they delay GTA every six months forever, it's funny every time