I would pay so much money to watch a livestream of this.

People make fun of North Korea for being a weird hermit kingdom obsessed with nukes but that’s the only thing protecting them from the United States.

This country is being run by some of the worst most vile people the human race has ever produced and I don’t see how we recover from this without uhhhh removing these people from society.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere so all our school field trips were to a janky children’s museum and those historic villages where elderly volunteers dress up like pioneers and show you how to make candles.

[Sade voice 🎵]

My favorite live version of “Rockin in the Free World” is still the MTV Video Music Awards performance with Pearl Jam. But this 1989 SNL performance is a close second and this is the best looking and sounding transfer of it I’ve ever seen.

I’m super stoked about flying to Florida tomorrow. www.businessinsider.com/tsa-delays-w...

The Razzies once again proving they’re a bunch of out of touch shitheads because a movie where the world is saved from an alien invasion by a totally out of control government surveillance state, YouTubers and Amazon Prime is inadvertantly one of the best movies about post-Covid America.

And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had been in a living hell ever since that fateful day the neighbor’s “For Sale” sign had come down and a family of howler monkeys had moved in.

I’m watching Kickboxer 2 which features a pre-90210 Brian Austin Green in a King Diamond shirt.

I am a simple man of a certain age, if I see a video of Bulls on Parade live on my feed I will watch it and then spend an hour searching through ten more live versions of it until I find the best one.

So much of modern conservatism boils down to “I want to verbalize my most rancid, hateful bigotries to piss off the liberals who live in my phone screen”

We’re quagmaxxing, baby! We’re re-doing 2003 but more stupid and pointless!

It's a huge bummer that Spirit Adrift is breaking up but at least they're dropping a final album that I'm sure will be sick because all their other albums are sick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYi...

Welp, get ready for the Great Depression 2.

Jack Donaghy: “Lemon, Kabletown’s recent acquisition of the UFC has given me an idea for a show. Seasoned cage fighters whipping the Obamafied sissies of the intelligence community back into shape! I borrowed your writers to help me produce a pilot.” [Cut to Bas Rutten punching Lutz in the liver]

Orbit Culture is getting a hearty HELL YEAH BROTHER from me.

In SUPER MARIO BROS: THE INDUSTRIAL VERSION, my pal Pierce painstakingly removed all of Alan Silvestri's score and replaced it with industrial music that better fits the tone of the movie's visuals. It's an amazing example of how music can change the entire feel of an experience:

Find someone who loves you as much as metalcore and deathcore bands love stage risers.

Stoked to be seeing Orbit Culture tonight. I've wanted to catch them live since I heard their album Nija back in 2020. They're a criminally slept-on melodic death metal band. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Sp...

AI art is like that period in the 2000s when MasterCard gave you the option of getting a debit card with Starry Night printed on it. It's dead-eyed commerce poorly disguised as art.

Tonight’s viewing selection is the most 2003 movie ever made. youtu.be/1EfmFJBxe58?...

Great to see my horrible Democrat senator @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social vote to confirm Trump's piece of shit NSA director despite representing the deep blue state of New York and not being in any danger what-so-ever of losing her seat to a conservative.

just introduced yet another coworker to the epic greatness that is the instrumental version of "Party All The Time" slowed down to 16pm. soundcloud.com/stonermetald...

It turns out confirmation bias is what’s going to cause society’s collapse.

Arthur C. Clarke’s quote about humans mistaking technology they don’t understand for magic remains undefeated.

I have decided to watch this Alan Smithee piece is shit where Sean Patrick Flanery and Michael Paré play rival rock and roll guys and there’s a demon for some reason.

I am once again wrestling with the eternal question “do I watch something I’ve never seen or do I watch Action Jackson again?”

The Zone of Interest is on Tubi so you can finally watch it the way it was intended: Periodically interrupted by commercials for GLP-1s and online gambling apps.

Dennis Leary’s coffee flavored coffee bit was 30 years ago. How are people still beating this dead horse.

Everyone always lists well known cult shows with these prompts so I’m going to say Shadow Chasers which was sort of a precursor to X-Files that ran for 10 episodes on ABC in 1985. I loved it as a kid and have never met another person who’s even heard of it.

New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! This week, we're talking about 1988's Maniac Cop. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts! ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-388-...

Or we could tax the shit out of rich people and fund the IRS so they can go after tax cheats, then use that revenue to help fund a comprehensive social safety net that benefits everyone.

I drove Joe Jonas from a concert venue in Long Island back to his apartment in Manhattan while being pursued, Fury Road-style, by a caravan of teen and twenty-something girls.

Happy birthday to the Queen of Martial Arts

All this country can do is kill and destroy. Militarized police murder citizens. We die from lack of health care, housing and food. We die from diseases that were supposed to be eradicated. Meanwhile the government spends all our money killing brown people on the other side of the world.

The peak of civilization

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

Imagine getting on stage and saying this knowing there's a DNC postmortem report on the 2024 election that came to the conclusion you blew it by refusing to condemn Israel for conducting a genocide in Gaze.

Trying unsuccessfully to get tickets to one of the Metallica Sphere shows because scalpers are snatching them up and thinking about how everything in America is a scam and we're careening towards a future where treats and leisure time are extravagancies for the wealthy.

I swear to god AI boosters are the stupidest people on the planet. Absolutely dumb as dog shit. They think if you stuff enough book pages into the mouth of a ventriloquist dummy it will become human.

Happy new Immolation Song Day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj0d...

Every night I sit down on the couch intending to watch one of the critically acclaimed A24-ass movies I’ve saved to my watch list, but end up watching a straight to video Rutger Hauer movie from 1994 or one of those Netflix Happy Madison movies that 10 people on the entire planet have ever seen.

One of my neighbors is smoking weed that smells like cat piss and it’s so nasty it’s making me mad.

Marlon Wayans is in his 50s

It's hard to really give a shit about the Noem news when she's just going to another government agency and all the staffing decisions for Trump 2.0 are like "get me the stupidest, cruelest people in the Republican Party!"

Using this as an excuse to post this pic of Rob Halford hanging out with Andy Warhol while wearing a shirt with men fucking and sucking on it.