The fact that Trump had similar trouble staying at awake at his criminal trial should have cost him the election for at least two reasons.

There’s certainly an argument to be made that this is the most unjust thing to happen in our lifetimes.

Wow, a trillion dollar payout for Elon Musk? That’s literally $1.66 million for each of the 600,000 people his cuts to USAID have reportedly killed.

Boy, the older Andy Samberg and Sidney Crosby get, the more they look exactly like each other.

Akin’s referring here to Poilievre’s total run as leader. Rayes left in 2022 after Poilievre won the leadership.

I’m getting pretty tired of our Premier coming up with terrible ideas that obviously won’t work, spending millions of our dollars on studies that will inevitably confirm that they won’t work, and ignoring thise studies. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

It's a small graphic design detail, but the loitering guy on TTC signage is actually in front of the red slash, casually leaning against it, making him look *unbelievably* cool.

And, again, they’re not hiding it well.

Sometimes I think the main reason we don’t have a “Dead Zone” photo of Trump is just that there’s no way he could lift a toddler over his head.

Imagine getting Chotinered by Rogan.

An unusually literal case of “all talk, no action” from the official Opposition.

This is actually kind of a nice way to end an especially stupid chapter in American history.

Also, the sandwich was found not BLT.

Move over, “Trump yelling at lawnmower kid.” New meme in town.

Press Conference at Bernie’s.

Wow, that’s a lot of deportations.

Coren has correctly clocked that the only viable response at this point to Graham Linehan, and to people like him, is “What the hell happened to you, man?”

“Outta my way! This man needs raw bear meat!”

“Toronto police say an 18-year-old woman has been charged after an alleged hate-motivated assault on board a TTC subway train last month.” I remember a post going around about this at the time, but I can’t seem to find it now. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the car.”

Yeah, the funny thing about non-New Yorkers saying “Well, now I never want to go to New York again” is that’s a city famous for being full of people who’d say “Great, don’t.”

As eager as I’m sure we all are to get back to not caring about Debra Messing, I think it’s instructive that her criticism of Mamdani began with his supposed lack of experience, and once it became clear that that wouldn’t work, she pivoted into unhinged gutter racism without hesitation.

For what it’s worth, Lightfoot left office in 2023, and judging by the comments, she was not exactly known for her hair. Trump may be confusing her with another black woman, because he’s a racist with dementia.

A quick reminder that when you mute a keyword, you also mute posts with images containing that keyword in the alt text. So if somebody shares a screencap of something an idiot said, and you have that idiot’s name muted, you won’t see the post with the screencap (as long as it contains alt text).

If you’re still on Twitter, then I’d imagine it’s tempting to read this and say “I don’t have to worry because I’m immune to that,” but the fact of the matter is that you’re not. Nobody is. Please add this to your reasons to leave Twitter.

Benylin’s new slogan is “Let Beny handle it,” and yeah, no, we’re not giving Benylin a nickname.

LLMs and other AI tools have been one of the driving forces of the web, YouTube and social media gradually becoming garbage-riddled nonsense eyesores over the past few years. So yeah, I worry when people say “We’re going to do that at work.”

lol

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has released a resume portal via his transition site, offering jobs for people of all skill levels “to help build an administration of public servants that will drive down costs and keep all New Yorkers safe.” www.transition2025.com/apply

Looks like the big story coming out of election night is that Mike Johnson is aware that it happened.

Okay, but it’s deeply funny that they couldn’t even bother to proofread their claim that somebody underperformed.

You all know the rule: “More like Ross Don’tthat.”

Each of us only gets to live one life, as far as we’re aware, and it’s up to each of us to choose how we live it. Some of us choose to make untold amounts of money at the cost of our credibility and dignity.

Tonight’s TDSB open house kicks off with a high school jazz band’s really solid rendition of Amy Winehouse’s “Valerie”.

oh look this guy supports medicare for all and i assume he doesn't have a nazi tattoo so there are options in maine just fyi

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Oh, so he knows about ALF hog.

I would also like everyone to know that I’m under the impression that I used to be cool.

“Chekhov’s Bagpipes” works equally well.

As Upton Sinclair famously said, “If a CEO’s salary depends on him understanding something, then he’s probably a genius, otherwise he wouldn’t be a CEO.”

I’ll bet the Venn diagram of “firm believer that you shouldn’t take mind altering drugs” and “eager consumer of AI-generated content that reaffirms one’s beliefs” is pretty instructive.

Zohran says you’re trans now

“You go to the gas station, you give the waitress your ID, you open the trunk, she puts a quart of gas in there.”

I’m about to go into the Springsteen movie. I didn’t actually want to see it. I didn’t like the trailer. But I guess if you’re a white dad, you just find yourself there at some point.

To be fair, even though it ranks low on his long list of faults, Cuomo really does suck at social media.

Conventional wisdom among certain Democrats is that being Republican Lite is how you flip states, but this idea assumes that only swing voters matter, and ignores the swaths of voters who don’t turn out unless you give them something real to vote for.

stay tuned