On the one hand, I already miss baseball On the other, I am getting SO much more work done

Hi, I'm Kevin O'Leary, millionaire, Trump lover, Canadian, fraud, bad investor, and person who worships income disparity and believes people in poverty should admire the 1%. Here is why I am extremely angry and confused that I was not Zohran Mamdani's first priority and favourite special little boy

When I bring the cheque to the table and everyone starts fighting over who gets to pay

new haircut means you can't sit with me

Wherein I suggest Mark Carney is planning to defend our country with an oil-filled moat that's perpetually on fire

We all need a dream. Help Clare throw a heater right across the Blue Jays home plate! (chewing tobacco optional)

I have decided that my only goal for 2026 is to somehow throw the first pitch at a Blue Jays game on behalf of @thebeaverton.com. We can make it happen, friends. I believe in us.

New podcast just dropped! -Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces -Conservative MP crosses the floor -We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays + More! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...

oh LET'S FUCKIN' GO BOYS www.thescore.com/mlb/news/338...

If this man is spending 81 BILLION DOLLARS on defence, we'd better be getting some fucking armoured moose battalions or Canada geese modified to shoot lasers our of their eyes or I'm taking my tax dollars back. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

This season on the Hallmark Channel: “He’s a no-nonsense banker trying to run a country. HE’S a shit disturber who needs to learn the meaning of Christmas. When they meet under the House Floor mistletoe, sparks (and reindeer) fly, in “A Very Ottawa Christmas.” www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

"Hey babe, cheating exists, so I basically HAVE to sleep with your sister"

"Hey babe, cheating exists, so I basically HAVE to sleep with your sister"

the positions I sleep in to avoid disturbing my slumbering cat would baffle even the most experienced Twister player

Going from mispronouncing Zohran's name to not pushing back on Trump falsely calling him a communist straight into calling Trump charismatic is a truly incredible eighteen seconds of journalism.

it actually means you're an unfunny little worm of a man, hope this helps!

filming audition masterpieces to distract from sports pain is truly the actor's way

I'm in a pit of Baseball Despair today and trying to find the positives, and I have to say: there are SO many people I know - friends, family, acquaintances - who had never watched baseball before this year and are now in love with it because of the 2025 Blue Jays. They were something special.

I truly believe we were the best team in baseball this year. I really do. We just couldn't do it. I'm so sad. I love them so much. I'm so proud of them and I also want to barf, so I guess that's sports for ya.

Y'all I just can't

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO #BlueJays

Whatever happens at the Blue Jays World Series tonight, thank you all for very patiently putting up with my baseball obsession even though it has nothing to do with political comedy. 💙⚾ Back to business as usual tomorrow, but until then I've got a lot of happy (please please happy) crying to do.

I don't care about hockey in the slightest, but Vladdy Guerrero Jr. walking into Game 7 of the World Series rocking a Marie-Philip Poulin jersey makes my heart swell like the damn Grinch's on Christmas.

Game Seven. How am I supposed to be a functioning human today.

My sweet Gausy you always deserve better.

Bars and restaurants across Toronto are already full in preparation for #BlueJays game six. It's amazing. The entire city is showing up. They're gonna hear our victory party all the way in Los Angeles.

A few months ago I was approached by a street photographer, and he just sent me the pictures he took. Even though I was super awkward about the whole thing they look so nice! I feel like I've checked off a City Dweller bucket list item I didn't even know I had! Shout-out to @visualsofmuz on insta!

I got this hat at the 2025 Blue Jays' Home Opener and dubbed it my "Humiliation Toque" because we lost 12-2. If you'd told me then that seven months later I'd get to watch them go into Game 6 of the World Series... Special year. Special team. To me, we've already won (but let's crush 'em anyway).

If anyone sees me climbing up the outside of the SkyDome today before the game, no you didn't

i am in no way emotionally prepared for blue jays game six tomorrow. zero way, in fact

If you are someone buying a bunch of tickets for a charity event people genuinely want to go to just so you can resell them at ridiculously inflated prices, I think you're a bad person and you need to re-examine your life! Thank you that's all!

Scotiabank Arena is going to be showing the Blue Jays' games 6/7 and tickets, which just went on sale, were GONE in 30 seconds. WILD. INCREDIBLE. RUDE (to me specifically)

I am so happy I have high fived so many strangers Is this...the power of sports?!?! One More Game Oh my god #BlueJays

OH MY GOD THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS

New podcast alert! @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @ivimey.bsky.social really bring the 🔥 in this one.

Doug Ford using the phrase, "You know, the cheese slipped off the cracker" to the US ambassador to Canada to describe his little tantrum might be my favourite thing he's done since he choked on a bee www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

THE BLUE JAYS ARE COMING HOME OH MY GOD 😭⚾💙

Rogers crashes Sportsnet app during World Series to remind consumers that most of their products aren’t as functional as the Blue Jays

My cat is currently reliving how I watched innings #15-18 of the Blue Jays game at the Rogers Centre last night

You know, I was feeling real bummed about the game last night. But the fact is, the Blue Jays played half the game with our second tier roster of guys, without four of their biggest hitters, and got the same number of hits against the Dodgers' best lineup. Our pitchers absolutely shoved. I'm proud.

World Series Game 3, A Recap Buck Martinez: It's the bottom of the 95th inning and the Dodgers have found a reliever in the trash Reliever: Chugs $200 million, throws 1000mph Camera: Cuts to Rogers Center. We try to clap but our bodies have fused to the seats like something out of "The Substance"

WIN THIS FOR SPRINGER AND MAX

All I want for christmas is for Max Scherzer to come out on the field tonight, unhinge his jaw like a python, and physically consume the Los Angeles Dodgers. please baby jesus, i'm not asking for much

Ontarians: please mr ford we need healthcare, housing, and groceries Ford: best I can do is election fuckery www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

Still can't believe Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are dating. I just have so many questions. What do they talk about. What are their mutual hobbies. Is she going to write a song after him called "I Kissed Trudeau And Pierre Hated It" stuff like that

Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

apparently The Youth are using one AI program to write their essays and then a other AI program to "humanize" the first AI's writing to make it seem more real and I just am starting to believe the Internet needs a time out to really think about what it's done

so I think the trick to beating Yamamoto is never facing Yamamoto ever again, yes? okay good talk blue jays

The Blue Jays going from a beautiful cancer tribute to a performance by the Jonas Brothers is the kind of comedy that I could never write and I'm not sure if I would feel good about it if I could

"When we got rid of rent control in 2018, we thought to ourselves: 'Is this evil?' And then we thought: 'Is this evil ENOUGH?'"