"Tylenol is dangerous for women and children," say men who have spent the last eight years making life more dangerous for women and children

If you squint, you can see Stephen Miller in the distance teaching Marco Rubio how to goose step.

Being a guest on Deep Left Field feels like I levelled up and gained a new spell slot in my Baseball Fan class, and I'm not just saying that because I call us all giant nerds in this podcast. This was so fun and I was so happy to be on it!

Just put Monday's special bonus episode of Deep Left Field to bed and you're gonna love it! I bring out stars of Canadian stage and screen and podcastitude @clareblackwood.bsky.social and #AaronAbrams to talk about #Bluejays clinching a post-season berth. Look for it on the Monday off-day!

SEE Y'ALL IN THE PLAYOFFS I WILL COMMIT CRIMES FOR TICKETS JUST SAYIN

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a barn, celebrating a wedding

The thing about having a cat is that it’s a little largely self-sufficient creature you can make happy for fun.

There will never come a day when I am not happy to read an article about Toronto's favourite be-moustached baseball player 💙 www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...

I talked to CBC yesterday about the importance and responsibilities of comedians and journalists, and the differences that lie therein (and got quoted in the same piece as John Oliver, which is always nice!). www.cbc.ca/news/world/j...

I am biased, but I agree

Kash Patel always looks like he's just seen the Babadook

I genuinely look forward to the day I get to stop sharing this video. youtu.be/VAbATWsvjTE?...

Any chance Poilievre can change his whole vibe? With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social

ABC’s CEO Is Very Sorry Jimmy Kimmel Made Daddy Trump Mad youtu.be/AYcTo8Yd1iI

There are few things I love more than chatting with kind people about politics and comedy and playing Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant. Have a watch! Have a laugh! Have an existential cry! Or a real one, I'm not your dad!

If you haven't seen my ABC CEO video about Jimmy Kimmel's firing yet, this pretty much sums it up (though I would love for you to watch the rest of it because I tried really hard to come up with fun ways to describe butts and would hate for that to go to waste). 🔗 in comments!

ABC’s CEO Is Very Sorry Jimmy Kimmel Made Daddy Trump Mad youtu.be/AYcTo8Yd1iI

Y'know, I was going to have a calm, relaxing evening devoid of furiously writing a comedy video while continuously muttering "Holy shit holy shit holy shit" under my breath, but apparently the universe had other plans. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...

We're back, and rest assured, I continue to use my platform with The Beaverton's podcast wisely*. *instead of talking about Charlie Kirk, I talk about Blue Jays' catcher, and far better Kirk, Alejandro Kirk

Every interview with Kash Patel is like US Representative: Mr. Patel, do you know what 9/11 was Kash Patel: I've never heard of it US Representative: You don't know 9/11? Kash Patel: Should I US Representative: Do you know where you are right now, Mr. Patel? Kash Patel: oh shit am i...the FBI

I am glad that I'm not either on twitter or working as a server during this time of Charlie Kirk Discourse-based firings, but I DO think it would have been funny to see people try to get me fired from the known hotbed of political correctness, the, uh, *checks notes* restaurant industry

Toronto is currently just a city of people excitedly yelling "Go Blue Jays!" at each other from across the street and I fucking LOVE IT

Hey @mark-carney.bsky.social, you heard about this? Seems like something you should pay attention to and finally admit is happening! After almost two years of Israel's clear motives and actions! Just a thought!

As a representative of The Beaverton, I went to Ottawa and back last night to get the scoop on our government applauding Charlie Kirk.

Contemplating a world in which Canadian politicians don't give standing ovations to racist dickbag podcasters

Calling a guy who said that the 1964 Civil Rights Act was a mistake "An advocate for freedom" is a real choice (derogatory)

I'm launching my Patreon soon and honestly thinking of changing its name to this

Hey Brian Kilmeade, I made this for you! youtu.be/vc8bKKEeL2I?...

Hey Brian Kilmeade, I made this for you! youtu.be/vc8bKKEeL2I?...

I'm not a youthful TikToker but I play one on TeeVee

I had just the best time chatting with Dale about political comedy and late night and how people enjoy yelling me for making Mark Carney jokes! Yay!

I Apologize For Suggesting We Launch All Marginalized People Into Space youtu.be/vc8bKKEeL2I

My goodness I just love when people give me creative inspirations for satire videos, it makes my job so much easier

Republicans: the radical left wants to stop you from speaking your opinions Also Republicans: anyone caught lightly critiquing our very very good precious angel boy Charlie Kirk will henceforth be launched into space

guys the toronto blue jays might just fuck around and win the world series, I am so serious rn

woof, this whole Charlie Kirk thing really brought in a wave of new no-picture, numbers-in-name accounts with real strong opinions on political violence here, didn't it

I love how in baseball, reporters will update you on players' injuries by just writing things like "Max Scherzer (thumb)" and "Nick Sandlin (elbow)." I feel like mine would be "Clare Blackwood (existential mental dread about future)"

I can't express how much getting your period sucks. I was supposed to run 10k today and instead I'm lying on my couch with the energy of a Victorian orphan who has been medically leeched a few too many times

sorry guys, civil war is off, alleged shooter's white so it's all prayers for his soul going forward

Listen, I know that baseball is largely a male-driven conservative sport, but it still makes me so sad to see the Yankees shaking hands and posing with Donald Trump like he wouldn't deport half their team without losing a second of sleep. I just always think there's a line, and I am always wrong.

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

Toronto's sweet boy Davis just homered and that, friends, is the power of Pink Pony Club

Not to come off high and mighty, but if I, an absolute no one of an actor, can swear off ever having anything to do with any project related to JK Rowling even though I could really use the money, I just have zero patience for celebrities happily working on her stuff. It's truly not hard not to do.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

The amount of public compassion demanded today of marginalized communities whom Charlie Kirk spent his career denigrating and wishing harm upon is unsurprising, but infuriating.

oh good, another reason to say say fuck the yankees

Report: American politicians hurriedly clarify they only condone political violence when they fund it against harmless civilians in foreign countries

Seeing some "political violence is always wrong" posts. But unless you think the internal German plots against Hitler's life were immoral and you're glad that they didn't work out, you don't actually think ALL political violence is wrong. You have a threshold, the current moment just hasn't met it.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

Blue Jays walk it off in 10, hahaha, what's that everyone's saying about a bad bullpen (this includes myself, to be very clear)? Because I can't hear you over the sound of our goddamn VICTORY