Doug Ford vows to fight wildfires by building as many new spas as necessary

Toronto air quality plummets to 1990s bingo hall levels

Nova Scotians respond to European-style austerity with European-style protest

Why is Poilievre like this? With @mmmegan.bsky.social and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social

Toronto air quality plummets to 1990s bingo hall levels

"I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I'd have to be diplomatic to Canadians," says Pete Hoekstra

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New pod! open.spotify.com/episode/2cMa... -Bridge baby Bridge -Poilievre takes shots at other Conservatives -We're doing more business with Saudi Arabia +More

"I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I'd have to be diplomatic to Canadians," says Pete Hoekstra

In historic first, Dollarama opens second cash

Trump National Park to feature hundreds of anti-woke plants and animals

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

Carney insists he won negotiations to finally open TrumpCoin International Bridge

Canadian home prices drop to 2018 levels of unaffordability

Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

Cackling publisher translates all of book except title

Furtive deviant enjoys cold glass of forbidden summer eggnog

Mark Carney asks climate to stop changing until Alberta quits bugging him (podcast)

U.S. “We demand Canada stop this alcohol boycott that isn’t working and we don’t even care”

Beaverton Editorial Board Official Op-Ed: No.

Beaverton Editorial Board Official Op-Ed: No.

PlayStation customers announce removal of physical bodies from stores

Graham Platner suspends senate campaign after running out of red flags

About that "privately funded" pipeline. With @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social

PlayStation customers announce removal of physical bodies from stores

Blurred Zoom background fails to conceal that coworker is in jail

New pod! open.spotify.com/episode/0ewo... -What's better than an oil pipeline? Two Oil Pipelines! -Carney consciously uncouples from the environment -Canada buys German subs +More

Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover

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Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover

Trump declares 100% tariff on waffles

Medical procedures are running rampant through the gay community, including something called "scrotox". Ian and our all-star Pride Panel ( @markwoman.bsky.social, @jplarocque.bsky.social and Simon Paluck) break down all the downstairs news.

Male Loneliness Crisis temporarily solved by World Cup

Nova Scotia to rebrand as "Newer Brunswick"

Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

Officials announce new AI Data Centres to calculate why heat dome happening

Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

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Officials announce new AI Data Centres to calculate why heat dome happening

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Editorial: The Human Rights Museum’s Nakba exhibit ignores the important context that I don’t want to hear about it

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Premier Eby shifts B.C. stance from ‘pipeline bad’ to ‘pipeline bad but money’

Man suffering heat stroke told not to complain about the heat because it often snows in January

$50 mil for 24 Sussex repairs to be fundraised by Carney starting OnlyFans

Kawhi asks Toronto restaurant if that Ka’wine & Dine offer still stands

“More, more, keep cutting, cut more!” screams now-bald Carney at terrified barber