New Canadian Content laws specify 55% of pop stars dated by former Prime Ministers must be Canadian

Where does it say in the rulebook that an athlete can't take steroids? Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social, and special guest @clarebelford.bsky.social (22 Minutes, JFL) are pumped to talk about it.

“We see a future where intelligence is a utility, and people buy it from us” says Sam Altman from skull-shaped volcano lair

Restaurant’s wacky theme menu runs out of steam halfway through

Local man reconnects with cottage owning friend every year about this time

B4-4, Sugar Jones, Serial Joe announce withdrawal from Trump’s Freedom 250 Celebration

Loblaws bread-fixing settlement worth approximately 1/3 of grocery trip

If Alberta Separatism is all about money, they need to get the Duttons involved. Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social, @mmmegan.bsky.social, and special guest @clarebelford.bsky.social (22 Minutes, JFL) are happy to take that Paramount+ money.

Carney to replace Steven Guilbeault’s seat with burning tailings pond

Tim Hortons to reduce Temporary Foreign Worker hiring once they figure out how to treat Canadians like serfs

Boomer Dad loses Asian restaurant privileges

Podcasts on YouTube?!?! Now with FULL VIDEO!!! The Beaverton Weekly Report podcast is trying something a little different this week, uploading our FULL VIDEO to YouTube. Take a look-see, and if you want more video content, LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!

Wedding could have been an email

New Podcast Episode! - Trump and Marco target Cuba - Alberta announces a Fall separatist referendum - Andrew Tate's very normal love of swords - Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social , and @mmmegan.bsky.social are joined by special guest @clarebelford.bsky.social (22 Minutes, JFL)

The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatist

Tim Hortons to reduce Temporary Foreign Worker hiring once they figure out how to treat Canadians like serfs

Man claims Canadian first amendment rights infringed when people refuse to listen to his opinion

President misses own son’s wedding due to high-level not wanting to go

Soon-to-be grounded Snowbirds promise to make 2026 season their best, most traumatizing for dogs yet (podcast)

Man who wants kids unaware he will be expected to parent them

Five tips to avoid prematurely releasing your referendum announcement

President misses own son’s wedding due to high-level not wanting to go

AI tech mogul confused why expendable human capital booing him during commencement address

Kars4Kids scandal shockingly not an Epstein thing

Has Prime Minister Carney's new pipeline MOU angered the deadliest sea mammal? Luke, Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social and @clareblackwood.bsky.social ask if it's safe to go in the water.

Kars4Kids scandal shockingly not an Epstein thing

Danielle Smith announces Fall referendum on the concept of referendums www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/dani...

Canada ends agonizing three-year Walter Cup drought

Five tips to avoid prematurely releasing your referendum announcement

Not the Joint Board On Defence!! With @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social

New parents celebrate beginning of 18-year, $300,000 failed investment

Kevin O’Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files

New podcast! open.spotify.com/episode/1xdM... -America abandons the Joint Board On Defence we all knew about it before this -Memorandum of Understanding 2: This Time It's Pipeline -Danielle 'not a separatist' Smith appeals a court ruling against Separatism

“AI is just a tool” says tech mogul who is just a tool

Decades of loyalty points collecting finally yields $5 discount

Robert K. Irving dies, to be buried in the Great Moncton Pyramid

“AI is just a tool” says tech mogul who is just a tool

Alberta separatists vow to appeal petition denial as soon as US State Department tells them how

Queen Victoria celebrates birthday by getting wasted at cottage

Carney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure

Dad escalates economic sanctions against son who will not get dressed

Alberta separatists vow to appeal petition denial as soon as US State Department tells them how

Is Hantavirus just a COVID reboot? Can Hantavirus keep up with the 2026 Attention Economy™? Ian, @ivimey.bsky.social (@fromsuperheroes.com), and Rob Ito (the Beaverton website) see how it stacks up against the Big COV.

Carney clarifies “Buy Canadian” also means public assets

The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatist. thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-...

Carney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure

Children agree not to get abducted after 8 PM so Amber Alert doesn’t wake anyone up

Local woman looking forward to 23 days between harsh winter and uncontrollable wildfires

The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatist. thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-...

Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live”