Canadian reality TV star threatens to go full Karen on most powerful elected official in NYC

Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed

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We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social

No reaction because sociopath, or no reaction because dementia?

Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"

Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”

Come for the truly dorkiest photoshop I've ever made, stay for @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social's badass vision of an all-moose army.

This gambling scandal has everything: the NBA, the actual mob, X-RAY SPECS @ivimey.bsky.social, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social break it down

Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose

Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.

The whole Third Term Project isn’t actually about Trump. The people behind it know he will likely be dead or enfeebled by 2029. It is about them, the vastly unpopular group around Trump, wanting to grift us forever without elections.

Doug Ford is back, and he's coming for Rent Control! feat. @ivimey.bsky.social and @clareblackwood.bsky.social!

New podcast alert! @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @ivimey.bsky.social really bring the 🔥 in this one.

Ford walks back plan to slash tenants rights after spike in guillotine sales

I cannot tell you how many tech journalists at prominent media organizations do not understand this

2025 is just like the 2008 financial crash, except if everyone was like "We're obviously about to have a major financial crash".

Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again

God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well

Ford blames Jays playoff ticket gouging on asshole premier who scrapped Ticketmaster law in 2019

I got to host again this week, which led to a real swell time with @clareblackwood.bsky.social and @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social

The first Jim Crow was enacted under the auspices that racism is a necessity and a great and natural moral good. The second one is being enacted under the auspices that racism doesn’t exist if you claim you don’t see it and anyone who questions your motives about that is oppressing you.

It's ya boy, writing satire for increasingly niche audiences.

Yeah yeah yeah, ugly picture, neck vagina... but how come there's absolutely no evidence of a wound where his ear was supposedly shot?

Currently watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker, in case anyone wants to pay me to develop a modern update of this series.

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This one really didn’t do numbers, but it was honestly one of the most personally felt and venomous things I’ve written in quite some time.

Creators of AI-generated actress unsure if coolest part is the creepiness or the stealing

Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory

Entire Trump Gaza Plan just QR code linking to Nobel Peace Prize nomination site

Riyadh Comedy Festival opens with up-and-coming executioner

“Anti-woke” “free speech” comics only ever wanted to use slurs in an environment of impunity where people were afraid to criticize them.

I love video games, but my most old man opinion is that moving all multiplayer options online was a huge mistake, and is hurting (mostly) young men.

Trump says Ukraine can have all its occupied territory back if it beats Putin's offer

Homophobic! Single lesbian has no girlfriend to watch Lilith Fair documentary with

i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve

Any chance Poilievre can change his whole vibe? With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social

Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Robert Munsch announces he will choose MAID program, also even sadder new ending to “Love You Forever”

They do not think they can overcome the Epstein scandal if it is released, they must have internal polling on this and as hard as it is to get the most distractible country on the planet to focus, it’s the only issue that will take him down.