Enjoy my art.

“Jonathan begs for sexual attention with requests of ‘fuck my farter.’ He’ll drop this line in among such diverse conversational topics as gooning, fucking a fistful of deli ham, and marinating in one’s own shit.” Nintendo should be ashamed.

One late night, 20+ years ago, watching an episode of smut pseudodoc Eurotrash, I heard the only pickup line I’ve ever heard that brags on big balls: “I have large testicles and a tiny penis but the good news is I finish quickly.” Just felt right to share what’s been stuck in my head for decades.

I reviewed Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, a game I've used to make myself laugh way more than I should. While it offers more than the last one, it does have a shelf life that you'll blitz through unless playing very casually. You can draw dicks. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/tomodac...

Proud to see my dear friend continuing to write away from the shell of our old stomping grounds. An underrated veteran of written games critique.

if i say you can answer with "ideally" will y'all get mad?

So @conradzimmerman.bsky.social insisted I play Titanium Court and he was very right to do it. What a clever game! As well as being a brilliantly conceived puzzle/autobattler hybrid, it’s so well written too. I love the humor and characters. This is a very good game indeed.

The men who married their body pillows must be breathing a sigh of relief now that Richard Dawkins has taken the heat off them.

Stephanie Sterling concludes Richard Dawkins is both stupid and creepy, even if he doesn’t know it.

I love that half of Google Image Search’s results are sponsored links masquerading as pictures. Who *doesn’t* want a minefield of junk to navigate instead of straightforward results? It’s really good how Google keeps finding more and more ways to be a useless load of fucking shit. It’s so good!

Wrote a State of Sterling blog post. Not a lot to report, but there’s discussion of my upcoming videos and a cute anecdote about Dead Island: www.patreon.com/posts/157447...

Essential viewing for anyone who thinks CEOs are smart and savvy people. It’s an easy question to bullshit your way out of if you don’t have an answer, but even that’s beyond this guy. I think he legitimately doesn’t understand what they’re asking. Executives are merely predatory, not clever.

Trying to get into the habit of sprucing up all of my Itch landing pages. The content is still the same, but the front door is nicer. Anyways if you haven't seen this one yet, I can reccomend!

Mysterio becomes a challenge-style YouTuber after realizing he can make more money by gaslighting and psychologically torturing people legally than doing so as a criminal. I am convinced a Mysterio Beast arc would be awesome.

New Video: those are not intrusive thoughts “My intrusive thoughts won” is a fun little meme about cutting your bangs at midnight, although most "intrusive thoughts winning" could ruin someone's life. youtu.be/9RFtnrTjZwM

Every now and then I recall this cool Killer7 sequence. The theatrical dialogue, slick virtual camera work, fast paced VO, Joe Lala’s amazing cackle, it’s perfectly put together. It was the moment that took me from “what is this game?” to “this game is a goddamn classic.” youtu.be/LFO7y15XqNc?...

I thought waking up with sleep paralysis was bad but I am not happy with the falling asleep variant I’ve unlocked in recent months. My sleep paralysis absolutely didn’t need to come with terrifying new sights and sounds and I really don’t appreciate tonight’s playlist.

I started playing Mullet MadJack tonight and holy fuck that game’s off its rocker. Been enjoying it a lot.

That prick who pretends to be me to try and scam free games tried it with @vampire.poncle.games today, of ALL fuckdamn places. What a shitting moron. Reminder to all: I almost never request review codes, and if it doesn’t come from my thejimquisition.com email, it isn’t a genuine email.

Stephanie’s writing tips: 1) Write. Write write write. Write ideas. Write notes. Write without notes and see where it goes. Write what you want as soon as you want to. If the words are in your head, let them out. 2) Take breaks from tip one when it feels too hard, then resume tip one.

Stephanie’s writing tips: 1) Write. Write write write. Write ideas. Write notes. Write without notes and see where it goes. Write what you want as soon as you want to. If the words are in your head, let them out. 2) Take breaks from tip one when it feels too hard, then resume tip one.

I reviewed Alien: Rogue Incursion: Evolved Edition. A reworked version of a VR game, it's a boring mess that stacks up against Colonial Marines and manages to come out the loser. A real shame. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/alien-r...

I reviewed Alien: Rogue Incursion: Evolved Edition. A reworked version of a VR game, it's a boring mess that stacks up against Colonial Marines and manages to come out the loser. A real shame. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/alien-r...

It’s so hard to rewatch The Walking Dead after you’ve seen Z Nation. Why return to the chicken coop after soaring with eagles?

Of all Romero’s films, the social commentary in Diary of the Dead is most poignant. It asks, “what if nobody was likable?” We have to ask ourselves this question in times of need. What if people in their thirties pretending to be college kids were the worst? What if? What IF?

That Aliens: Rogue Incursion game is like a direct sequel to Colonial Marines. Not narratively, mind you - well, not unless we take Xenomorphs doing accidental goofy dances as a part of canon. What a distinctly unfortunate product.

Looking at all the criticism of that Beast Games show and all I can say is Mr. Beast would likely improve his contest a hundred times over if he watched some old episodes of The Crystal Maze.

There’s an embargo on a game discussed during this week’s Podquisition so it’s delayed until tomorrow. Apologies for that, but we don’t want Laura getting a telling off!

Been enjoying Pragmata a lot. Gameplay’s a fun throwback to the seventh-gen era of “shooter with a gimmick” and the character work is wonderful. I love the little robot girl, she’s adorable.

I like the Foldsman a lot and this one’s a really good watch.

Tomodachi Life is out. I’ve got an afternoon of making Miis talk about cum chuggin’ ahead of me!

I’ve decided a good thing to do is rewatch Z Nation aka The Asylum’s Most Tolerable Thing. I genuinely enjoyed this series when I watched it years ago. It was perfectly stupid, and Murphy the not-zombie was a really fun character.

Been writing a new video script. At long last, it’s a nice game design essay rather than something depressing. I’ve had Horde Shooters on the brain and wanted to really dig into why the good ones are so good. I also discovered people are still playing Back 4 Blood. Returning to that was a trip.

Dining on conservative Christians figuring out Trump might not be a Christian after ten years of Trump doing not-Christian things.

💛 I'm so proud of that one and it meant a ton to me that other disabled people felt seen and heard by it. A very important and personal video to me.

There needs to be a study to find out what the fuck is up with online players who unmute their microphones when they’ve got a screaming kid in the background. It’s such a common phenomenon that I need a full investigation.

No. YouTube’s entire claims system is centered on punishing YouTube’s creators. You can fraudulently claim as much as you want and you won’t ever be stopped from perpetually doing it.

Yet again, we see how YouTube enables theft and fraud to a massively audacious degree. YouTube is focused only on distancing itself from the predation riddling their platform but they *are* responsible for it. They allow it, they make it easy to do, they ensure it can be done with no repercussions.

I missed out on this year’s Margaret Thatcher Fucking Died Day but I hope everybody had an enjoyable anniversary of that rancid twat’s overdue demise.

I reviewed Marvel MaXimum Collection. Quite pleasant after some of Limited Run's recent duds. It includes a game in which Vision is clearly made of cum and minces around like the King of the Gays, and it's amazing. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/marvel-...

I reviewed Marvel MaXimum Collection. Quite pleasant after some of Limited Run's recent duds. It includes a game in which Vision is clearly made of cum and minces around like the King of the Gays, and it's amazing. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/marvel-...

You know what’s good? Sweetcorn. It doesn’t try too hard but it’s no slouch either. A good hand, it pitches in with any meal it’s part of. It is top tier vegetation.

Spotted a new bit of lobster-based tat at the shops. It’s probably the doofiest lobster thing I have. Look at that lil’ doof, just succulently doofing its own business.

Body can’t decide if it’s sick or not and it’s settled on some halfway state. I am neither alive nor dead. I simply am.

Not fond of Patreon’s uptick in new features and updates. While much (not all) of it is currently negligible, no good ever comes of platforms getting all frisky. Patreon serves one purpose - provide an accessible crowdfunding platform in exchange for a cut of the money. That’s all I ever ask

Imagine being such a loser you decide the eradication of trans people is your crusade. You could have chosen anything, and you chose picking on one of the most vulnerable and least protected minorities. I say this as a pro wrestler - you know terfism is all fake, right? You’re not really fighting.

I stopped worrying about my writing foibles a long time ago. I don’t obey “proper” grammar, but Blood Meridian is a respected work and it doesn’t even obey basic punctuation. I write in a way that feels comfortable for me and I’ve made a damn good career out of it. Write however you want.

“If you use <insert grammatical pet peeve here> then I know your writing was done by AI.” Cool, and if you use AI paranoia to try and shame a writing style you don’t like, then I know you’re a bit of a cunt.

The number of people whining on Steam’s forums about Nazi-killing games is directly proportional to the number of vocal Nazis on Steam’s forums, and that number suggests Steam is basically hosting a Nazi rally.