how much do you want to BET there will be an NYT opinion piece (money on bret stephens penning it) saying college grads booing AI evangelists are coddled brats who will never get jobs

Iwinski 2028: Tear down all data centers, make each spot of land a Nature Reclamation area that grows wild for the next 50 years.

Too many gears to throw oneself upon.

BREAKING: Bad Guys Win, Good Guys Shake Their Damn Heads

The Titans did a super low-tech schedule release video and people loved it The Cardinals used AI and they’re getting crushed Seems telling!

@perrybaconjr.bsky.social, as usual, nails it. newrepublic.com/article/2102...

Copperheads have it too easy in the North these days.

Sure sex is cool but have you ever driven on the Van Wyck at 2am when it’s totally empty?

If there is no Reconstruction agenda to restore American democracy after the fall of the Trump regime, it will be because the 218th Democratic House member and/or 51st Democratic senator thought we didn't need it. Who do you want that member to be?

I was lucky enough to meet Victor Glover this weekend, and I fanboy-ed out at a level my wife said was “the most in awe I’ve ever seen from you” …and friend, did my babbling 2 minutes of conversation match! Just “Thank you / you went to the moon / that’s so cool / wow / thank you” on a loop.

Should be embarrassing to the entire production team that, on a national broadcast, you had Arsenal legend Lee Dixon commentating “objectively” on a replay that would decide if Arsenal won a title.

They’re VARsenal

Jeremy Doku is a gem. A peach. A treasure. A hero. Somehow still underrated as he saves City time and time again.

This was an honor and a delight.

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

...if the Lakers had Luka.... 👀

LET’S GO

it can be overwhelming to realize that for the rest of your entire life you will have to fight like hell out loud at great risk and it will cost you things you can't get back but the only other option is get crushed into dust.

How and why has the internet vomited up this industry of “Former Republicans who will never become Democrats but have A Lot Of Constant Notes For Democrats”

"Give me districts. With Republicans."

really good

Fun fact: "The Celebration queue" is galactic basic for the stomach of a sarlaac.

For this year's May the 4th I'm tapping into my giant list of factoids and easter eggs for Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon. I've 141 here, I'll fire off a list of at least 10, possibly more depending on how the work day goes. Everyone put on your dusters and dramatically walk like a sexy droid!

Living in New York and writing TV in LA you need to know important industry things like “there is a Panda Express in Terminal B and you can walk there instead of paying $30 for a pizza in Terminal 4.”

I mean, to the extent anyone is wondering what the guy truly believes, I don’t think it’s changed since this from five years ago.

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

Kind of a core tell of the dipshittery of this era is that, a decade in, the plurality of political conversation is still: “How do we appeal to supporters of the least popular President of all time?”

OUT: John Brown Did Nothing Wrong IN: John Brown Didn’t Do Those Things Enough

WAWAWAWAWAWHAAAAAAA

HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.

May Day. St. Joseph the Worker’s feast day. A good day to remember to keep going.

Historians will note this is exactly what millions of Americans wanted, no matter the consequences: to retaliate against the country for electing a Black President by putting a huge racist in the White House who would constantly refer to every Black person he doesn't like as "low IQ."

I have had increasingly deep feelings about The Late Show ending as it's drawn closer. I was only there for 2 of 11 seasons, but for me those were the first 2 years of my career and the reason I have one now. Late Night Is Dead. Long Live Late Night. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/b...

this is for a very small group of @robdubbin.bsky.social adjacent people, but you would not believe how many times I write [TAKE: in a day

Might be wrong here, but a solid chance Trump is about to disappear for a couple days for his weird secret monthly medical treatment.

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I know people are hyping this, but a campaign against a nameless, faceless opponent (“corruption”) only lasts so long before it runs aground of reality and its antagonists. Corruption is carried out by real people, elected (and re-elected) by real people. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnj-...

Another reason Democrats cannot choose a moderate centrist-appealing candidate is that as president, that person will not have the stones to push through a new Voting Rights Act over the objections of white moderates.

The last time the FCC tried to strongarm ABC into letting Trump program late night, there was a response not only from the industry, but from millions of Americans who canceled their streaming. That was with the midterms a year+ away and his approval rating at -13. It is now -26.

‘Not making the playoffs’ and ‘getting swept in the first round’ are both failures, except in one of them you’ve made sure to also not get a lottery spot.

what exactly is the challenge, he’s at 30% approval and 7 months away from being completely neutered, tell him to fuck off and reap good will

GUILTY AS CHARGED if anyone would like to have a conversation about how the OTS mortise sizes change during their version of Update I am willing and able

Should probably be worrying that the communal response to last night is the entire Fourth Estate fawning over the President like they’re Harley Quinn and he’s “Mister J”

“Mrs Lincoln, we’ll restart the play.”

The idea that there’s some special merit to compromising your principles & platform w/ the minority opposition - especially when that opposition is an antidemocratic far right authoritarian party - is rightly considered nuts across most of the democratic world, as it was for most of 🇺🇸 history, too.

there is an entire genre of music on Instagram that is “artists I would rather see at a coffee shop open mic”