Remember this never happened if he decides at any point to say one single thing like “health care is good” and gets invited onto The View

I will Venmo any reporter $300 to ask trump “what is the name of the man who passed out standing next to you today”

when you stunts the press covers it so do stunts so the press covers it

I don’t want to underplay how many fascists are already in the media but this is also because Mamdani is far away ”exotic” subject that they can be racist about with little trouble whereas admitting the GOP is a full on Nazi party would mean needing to reconciling who they hangout with regularly.

The media is rushing 300 “New York Jews worried about Mamdani antisemitism” fetch essays based on nothing but Mamdani being a Muslim meanwhile the Republican Party from top to toe has the confidence to wear nazi makeup every day knowing the press looks at it like the westworld bots seeing a polaroid

I will venmo any reporter $250 to ask chuck schumer why he voted with donald trump in the new york mayoral race

The panels are very upset that zohran did not offer Unity to the president who posted an AI video of himself dumping shit on protesters

NYT: 97 Minutes After Winning Race for Mayor, Mamdani Yet to Visit Israel

What channel chuck schumer concession speech

Mar-a-lasagno

It’s lol’s biggest night

Can’t believe he’s still giving us reasons to wonder why this guy was paid $1.3 million a year to be the ninth-dumbest person on the east coast

there will never be real consequences for islamophobes like schumer so the least we can hope for is that every time he's in public in new york he's confronted by people asking "who did you vote for in the 2025 mayoral election" for the rest of his trundling life

this is beyond a media rehab, it's the structural terraforming of a noxious sinkhole

i will venmo any reporter $600 to ask trump "when was dick cheney vice president"

dick cheney was a father. he was the father of 9/11 and grandfather to two beautiful grandchildren aaron/11 and gianmarco/11

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

your expensive wordle habit finances an anonymous goon’s nazi hunk calendar fetish

I am so upset. Last week Time Magazine solicited a piece from me on Zohran Mamdani & anti-Muslim hate. I pitched a framing re the dehumanization of Muslims & how Mamdani’s inclusive, socialist campaign in its content resists that. They agreed. I wrote the piece. 1/

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

This won’t be reported by news outlets because it’s “too inside” but this is a transcript of trump giving a fake interview to his newly minted propaganda channel while he splices the clip in avid and removes it from the broadcast in real time

this guy wanted to be speaker of the house and he speaks like an imdb quotes page of sarah palin

slay alert: one of the girlbosses who supports zip tying these children will be on abc next week to chat it up with the ladies of the view

The media is owned by fascists, run by fascists, and openly supportive of fascists

these goons are so racist but also so dumb that they don't understand the sickle is not a weapon it's a fucking farming tool because the hammer and sickle represents the rise of the working and agricultural classes not a mortal kombat finishing move

The highest ranking democrat in the country is doing islamophobia and it feels like something all other democrats should be asked if they condemn

the freest country in the world and if you disagree we'll have no choice but to arrest you

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview. This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association. I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

NYT: With Union Of Enigma And Pomp, Trump Eases Into Role Of Social Media Artisan

If you’re scared of texting that person try to remember the head of a national news network is pitching ideas that would come out of an elementary school assembly with the unbridled confidence of 90,000 phalanx soldiers the eve before a battle

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

zohran is auntifa

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

If your newspaper is not telling you what happened it’s not a newspaper

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

again if you are a democrat with one billion dollars you could start a news network that doesn't hire republicans to sit behind the desk

i dont even charge for a substack

Characterizing the technically alive half of a skunk pancaked on the road as increasingly mercurial in the hopes that the barely breathing skid mark rises to the stature of the office

polymarket has partnered with chan zuckerberg hospital for new maternity program where fathers can bet on whether the child is born head or foot first, stillborn etc. winners get reduced hospital fee, loser babies go up for auction the next day on a metaverse storefront

Wow he’s gonna be so mad when he hears his podcast.

the most reliable tradition in american media is letting trump officials redefine what words mean and then throwing them a "farewell drinks" party when they leave for their next grift because they're all friends

Reporters are obsessed with asking Trump “why did you do this” instead of factual questions like “what’s the name of the person you pardoned”

Based on his last few weeks of incel posting activity it’s pretty clear he’s trying to get a “hilarious tweet sir” job at an authoritarian slop house

my resistance glands don't swell for the east wing demolition because i don't own the west wing dvd collection but the "others" the nyt vaults into equivalence in the subheadline is just one woman who was friends with henry kissinger

when it's this easy and economical to add context (the WSJ alert isn't longer than the others) the deliberate omission of it betrays a framing bias so obvious it should make you question every headline you see in those outlets

idea: vote for people who will call mike johnson a fucking loser instead of saying we need a strong republican party

curtis sliwa beat up a person of color live on hannity and somehow he’s not the most racist person in the mayoral race

What loser called it government run grocery stores and not eminent lo mein